Finished: 01 PM Mon 15 Sep 14 UTC
Private Ruthless Bastards Don't Pause
2 days /phase
Pot: 70 D - Spring, 1903, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Enquicken! Let's try to do this (although i think Turkey will hold us up). The world moves on a woman's hips.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Yeah, this will be a slow, interminable game. Get used to it guys, or go back to playing those other speedy week-long games.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Slow, interminable?
I thought we were talking about diplomacy here not your sex life.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: If only . . . Less dog shit and vomit in Diplomacy though.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Jesus Christ trying to make a casual remark about sex life and you turn it into some house of horrors.

Was he vomit from the dog or you?
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: The**
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: His shit and the dog's vomit would be my guess.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: My next dog will be called enquicken.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: One time I saw my grandma naked and she looked like a bloodhound. Nothing was in the right place.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Did she have 10 nipples too?
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: No. Extra skin, very droopy everything. Looked like the last chicken hanging in the butcher shop window.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: If only you could get a nibble on that huh? I love munching on some bumpy, slimy chicken skin.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Fuck off Dahmer
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Nah, he only ate boys.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: I knew a guy who was at the apartment complex when Dahmer was arrested and they brought out all the evidence. This guy told me that when the CSI team was bringing out the barrels from Dahmer's apartment the police chief yelled, "hey boys, you be careful not to tip over those barrels or I swear to god some heads are going to roll."
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Hahaha. Oh, man, it feels good to laugh again.
06 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Life is suffering.
07 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: I really hope that Dahmer story is true
07 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: It's a joke.
07 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: :-(
08 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: When does Sean Connery like to watch Wimbledon?
08 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: And now we wait two days to play again.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Tennish
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Hey Germany, quit trying to cancel the game! Russia, what's with the pause?
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: I'd like to vote for a cancel. Without Turkey in the game this has become a rather unbalanced affair. You should support that too France.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: I can vote for that if the majority of people agree.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: A man with strong morals. Us people of the centre of Europe are the finest of them all.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Turkey has always been my least favorite lunch meat.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: I'm for fighting it out, but Turkey really has taken the fun out of things a bit. If people want the end, I'll go with the majority.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Yes, it kind of just throws the game to Russia or Austria without Turkey to play. I vote draw. We'll all get some points back when Turkey finally drops out.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: I'd prefer to play on. However, if I'm the only one who feels this way I'll draw.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Would anyone be interested in starting a new game now?
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: I kind of feel like Henry Fonda's character in 12 angry men. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12_Angry_Men_(1957_film)
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: I see you are throwing that out on the stoop to see if the cat licks it up.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: You gotta hoist it up the flagpole and see who salutes it.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Let's put it on the five-fifteen and see if it gets off at Westport
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: Yeah, just throw it against the wall and see if it sticks.
09 Sep 14 UTC Spring, 1902: 12 Angry Men? Great reference!
12 Sep 14 UTC Autumn, 1902: Good job guys. Let's fuck up the juggernaut some more. I'll message you later when I'm sober.
12 Sep 14 UTC Ruthless bastards draw! You all still want to draw?
12 Sep 14 UTC It looks like 3 vs 2 right now, with England waiting for a vulnerability.
This could be interesting, I could play on but if everyone wants to draw we might as well get it over with.
12 Sep 14 UTC I'm off to bed now, let me know tomorrow. I don't see why you guys want to draw but you know some of us are really into it. ;)
12 Sep 14 UTC We are restarting this game with a replacement for Jeffset, right?
12 Sep 14 UTC Yeah, we could do that.
13 Sep 14 UTC Just wondering, but are the majority of you British?
13 Sep 14 UTC 4 Americans, 1 Canadian, 1 Scotsman. You?
13 Sep 14 UTC Chicagoland. Just wondering because I thought I noticed a lot of British-y time zone correlation.
13 Sep 14 UTC I'm in South Korea actually.
13 Sep 14 UTC France an Italy are Chicagoland though.
13 Sep 14 UTC I'm alive, but I will probably have poor reception this weekend because I'm at a music fest.

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Russia
Kofi1066 (796 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 12 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Austria
acm (147 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 12 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
England
DeathLlama8 (514 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 12 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
Germany
aklimkewicz (213 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 12 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
France
gingerbeard (102 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 12 D
5 supply-centers, 5 units
Italy
santmaniac (107 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 12 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
Turkey
Jeffset (100 D)
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Civil Disorders
Jeffset (100 D)Turkey (Spring, 1902) with 4 centres.
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