Finished: 12 PM Thu 29 Oct 09 UTC
Private TrentGame
3 days /phase
Pot: 350 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Thryn (400 D)
14 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1901: Ha ha. "Brest"
14 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1901: But seriously. Don't attack me, thanks.
15 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1901: No option for voting to speed up turns is disappointing!
16 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1901: Actually, I just found out there IS an option to do that. From the FAQ:

"When you finalize your orders you are saying 'I am ready for the game to move on'. If every player with orders to enter finalizes the game will move onto the next phase, but if any players don't finalize the game will not progress until the process-time comes.
Finalizing is considered good etiquette, because it helps the game move on faster. This is especially true in Retreats and Unit-placement phases where there often aren't many players who need to enter orders, and there isn't much talking to be done.

However if you do not finalize your orders it will not affect them; the orders you have entered will be processed whether you have finalized or not, finalizing only makes the game move faster."

I'll finalize mine, hopefully others do too :)
16 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1901: Actually since green-tick means finalised, it's only Turkey left!
16 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1901: Oh!
Awesome!
18 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1901: Oh god I swear last time I looked we were just waiting on France and now we're waiting on England and Turkey
19 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: Press release from the War Office -
Her Majesty's Government of Great Britain has no choice but to consider the Russian shipbuilding effort in St. Petersburg an act of aggression. The Czar's lackeys are warned that the newly constructed Liverpool fleet is a mere year's sailing from the Norwegian Sea, and will stand ready to guard against aggression from that quarter. No further advance against the free peoples of Norway will be tolerated.
19 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: Presumably the dockyards in Edinburgh had some shipbuilding issues this year?
19 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: Sabotage. Suspected to be of Russian origin. What a coincidence.
19 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: I love that everyone is ultra cagey this turn with four lots of orders in but none finalised.
19 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: I dont see why people are wanting to rush this.. it's a game of diplomancy after all, and diplomancy takes time.
19 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: Oh, I'm not being sarcastic. I'm saying that it is an interesting change from people finalising straight away to this where people have submitted orders but still aren't sure.
19 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: They really need to work on the instructions for this game :-P
22 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: From the crotch of ZANGIEF!
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HELLO INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMAS! ZANGIEF HERE!

ZANGIEF JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE THINK ENGLAND SILLY AND NOT CLEVER! ENGLAND MAKE LOUD NOISES ABOUT HOW ANGRY ENGLAND IS! SILLY PINK ISLAND!

IF ZANGIEF WANTED TO HE WOULD LIFT UP ALL OF PURPLE RUSSIA AND DROP IT ON SMALL ENGLAND AND CRUSH IT LIKE ANT. ENGLAND WOULD BE SCREAMING LIKE A SMALL GIRL "OH NO! I AM CRUSHED!" AND ZANGIEF WOULD SAY "YES! AND IT WAS I WHO CRUSHED YOU!" AND THEN ZANGIEF WOULD LAUGH LIKE THIS. HO HO HO.

GOODBYE DIPLOMAS!

борщ,
ZANGIEF
22 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: Very impressive bluster, old chap. Of course, in reality, the Easterners turned and fled at the first sight of cold steel...
22 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: Oh no! My hubris! Also, betrayal.
23 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1902: HELLO DIPLOMES!

ZANGIEF COMPUTER BOX COLLAPSE IN FIRE! HIM STEALING HIM WIFE YELENAS LAP-BOX TO EXAMINE TINY MAP.

APOLOGIES IF ZANGIEF BECOME SLOW TO TALK UNTIL HIM COMPUTER BOX CAN WALK AGAIN. ZANGIEF HOPE INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMES NOT DISAPPOINT IN HIM.

борщ,
ZANGIEF
26 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: whoops
sorry ;_; i was really busy and forgot to play game
26 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: I did remind you though!
28 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1902: So I presume Germany is giving some sort of really long death soliloquy then?
28 Oct 09 UTC Spring, 1903: Inconceivable!
31 Oct 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: Russia declares war on Italy! Imperial Roman troops rally to their Pope-Emperor under the banner of a holy crusade to crush the heathen Russians and their black-hearted allies.
02 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: HELLO GLOBALS!

RUSSIA STILL DECLARING WAR ON GERMANY! MUNICH FORMER GERMAN TERRITORY, AND DAT MAKES IT ZANGIEFS! ITALY IS LIKE THIEF IN NIGHT! EXCEPT MORE LIKE DAY! WITH A TANK!

ZANGIEF REST CASE.

борщ,
ZANGIEF
03 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: HELLO GLOBALS!

ZANGIEF EMPIRE! HIM COLLAPSE! ZANGIEF HAVE TINY GIRL-TEAR IN HIS MANLY EYES.

борщ,
ZANGIEF
05 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1903: As winter brings a brief respite to the armies of Europe, all eyes are on the south. Will the Austrian-Italian alliance remain sturdy forever..?
05 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1904: Scoreboard: England at the top
08 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1904: Big territory changes! Will they stick or will winter wash them away? (England still on top)
08 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1904: Look, do you want to keep using the Royal Navy's services or not? Italian armies riding aboard our fleet have little cause for slander.
08 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1904: also what exactly is the game engine waiting for from turkey ;_;
confirmation that yes, he admits the bulgarian army is annihilated?
08 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1904: No slander at all, just praising the fine colonialism of the world's pinkest navy.
Yeah, it also asked Germany to click the "annihilate your civilisation" button :(
08 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1904: someone must have forgotten to take out "include("cruelty.php");"
18 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1906: How long till I respawn
18 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1906: When there's something straaaaaange in the neighbourhood. Who you gonna call? FRENCH BUSTERS
19 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1906: Is it just me, or has the time to next phase *increased*?
19 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1906: Yup, looks like all Dip games reset an hour ago or something :( Finalise your orders then, Thomas! Kat'll do hers tonight so we can get on with it
19 Nov 09 UTC Spring, 1906: OK, doing it now!
21 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: The Globals have finally destroyed Zangief, it appears..
21 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: HELLO GLOBALS!

ZANGIEF IS NOT DEAD! ZANGIEF MERELY RETREATS TO HIM CAVE TO HIBERNATE.

борщ,
ZANGIEF
22 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1906: at least it took the combined force of england austria and turkey to take you down :unsmith:
(while fighting each other at the same time though)
25 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: Welp, looks like I'm the next to go.
25 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: *stoically holds line*
25 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: 45,000 wounded or dead
When the fight was finally through
On a 3 mile square the battlefield
Near a town named Waterloo
25 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: no, he's already dead! with help from your genoan mercenaries
25 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1907: o! bulgaria, the brief respite
once a jewel of the Hapsburg monarchy - now a city-state of italian princes.
will it never again know independence..?
26 Nov 09 UTC Autumn, 1908: Goodbye, cruel world.
28 Nov 09 UTC that was a fun game!
28 Nov 09 UTC HAH TAKE THAT TRENT

But yeah, good game.
28 Nov 09 UTC goddamn that woman
29 Nov 09 UTC ZANGIEF SWEAR FEALTY TO NEW OVERLADY HEIDELINDE

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Austria
Thryn (400 D)
Won. Bet: 50 D, won: 350 D
20 supply-centers, 16 units
Italy
Arhain (101 D)
Survived. Bet: 50 D
11 supply-centers, 12 units
England
gulbanana (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 50 D
3 supply-centers, 6 units
Turkey
ummyep (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Russia
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
France
blogo-club (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Germany
Senectus (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
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