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Finished: 09 PM Sun 13 Apr 14 UTC
Private *69...69, that's funny.
1 day /phase
Pot: 50 D - Autumn, 9, Finished
The Ancient Mediterranean, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by theamazingyant (0 D X)
02 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 2: Yeah. That's because everyone is here to make me happy. No one gives a shit about you little people.
02 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 2: And Ryan has been only saved since the last tick. Don't start games with 24 hour timers if you're gonna rage at people with full time jobs and girlfriends.
02 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 2: You wanna say that to my fucking face?
02 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 2: YEAH I DO BITCH FISTICUFFS
02 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 2: I WILL PHYSICALLY ASSAULT YOU. WITH MY HANDFISTS.
02 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 2: My cousin is a lawyer you ruffian!
02 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 2: Yeah, well my BROTHER is a lawyer.
02 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 2: Gentlemen, shall we settle this dispute with ...dare I say... a game of Diplomacy?
02 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 2: You hire Ryan and I'll hire Cat. But based on her Diplomacy play, I think we know who will win that case.
02 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 3: I will. As the wild card bitches!
02 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 3: CAPSLOCK ANXIETY REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 3: FSU is getting a new logo. I hope it's awful. I really do.
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 3: But how are you ever going to get that bitter taste out of your mouth?
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 3: OH MY GOD! IT IS AWFUL!

Meet the Florida State University EJACULATING SEMINOLES!

http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/2/5575460/new-florida-state-logo-revealed-on-a-t-shirt-at-walmart
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 3: What other face can one make when you're fucking UF on the field?
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 3: Damn. Sick burn, bro.
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 3: that's either his "O" face or he is about to get a facial
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 3: that's either his "O" face or he is about to get a facial
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 3: New logo is terrible. I'm legitimately disappointed. Don't understand why we needed a new one, old one was one of the best in CFB.
03 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 4: The next step, of course, is completely removing all traces of the Seminole Tribe of Florida because of political 'correctness'
03 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 4: Rolled a new game (same map, seems most balanced) anonymous nations, global messaging only. I'm getting a little burnt out on the unshakeable alliance thing, this might be a way of forcing more free for all instead of DMZ'd borders and unit funneling. The five of us (assuming Tim has the hang of things now) seem to be the best active players. Name: Seminole 'O' Face, pw: tits. No big deal if y'all don't want to start a new one, but this one is over for me and standard rule set doesn't do it for me anymore.
03 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 4: 12 hr turns.
03 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 4: It'll also give Tim a chance not to botch his opening.
03 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 4: by "botching my opening" do you mean being in a position to bend you over a barrel and have my way with you?
03 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 4: Harrison, I am not allied with anybody, I've just out played you. And the game isn't over yet.
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 4: gg
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 4: Ryan you've been out played by me two games in a row.
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 4: really? I don't know how you could possibly say that and actually believe it. Example one, the "Great move of the Spring of 1902" in which I predicted your move into the mid atlantic and stopped your advances.
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 4: Haha that was a good move. "Stalemate a battle, lost the war." - Ryan Yant, 1901-1907.
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 4: I only lost b/c of Cat incorrectly putting in her orders, and you're well aware of that. Second, it's not like you actually did anything on your own. You needed your two buddies to basically be your feudal states for you to succeed.
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 4: You sound like a sore loser. And you realize your alliance had an extra person in it, and that's the only reason our victory was even delayed?
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 4: I just looked at the map, and you're not exactly winning (although I clearly lost).
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 4: "Spring, 4: Rolled a new game (same map, seems most balanced) anonymous nations, global messaging only. I'm getting a little burnt out on the unshakeable alliance thing, this might be a way of forcing more free for all instead of DMZ'd borders and unit funneling. "

...looks like something a loser says...
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 4: Plus, even with anonymous messaging, you're still going to meet up with your buddy and strategize for 10 hours a day.

That being said, I will still play.
03 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 5: Well, 8 hours a day. They gotta save time for oral.
03 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 5: Nick and I haven't met up this round and the only move I made that could be considered helping nick was taking Carthage which pulled a unit over from Ryan. Nick and I already discussed how alliances win the game and that's it. I would consider out-of-client tacticizing to be cheating. I want more of a game where you're looking out for yourself. For example, Randy could take two supply centers last turn, but the feel of His lips on Tim's balls was just too much to let go of.
03 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 5: Hey now... they are very nice
03 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 5: Good game, I concede.
04 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 5: Really, that's it?
04 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 5: You won. Congrats, what did you want, a parade?
04 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 5: I lose in 3 turns if I play well enough to make it last that long. Unlike the last game, this map won't support us winning/stalemating despite being outnumbered yet again.
04 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 5: Do you want a cookie? Because you are crying like a fucking baby. Baby nelson.
04 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 5: Poor nelson. He immediately attacked his two neighbors and then got sad when they fought back.
04 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 5: You guys are just mean old bullies.
04 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 5: Well, the very first thing you did in the very first game was to make a deal with someone and immediately stab them in the back. Pretty much burned any trust-ability you might have been able to cultivate.
04 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 5: Yeah that was pretty awesome.
05 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 6: OK, new game started, same map. Join up!
Game - *68...where one partner eats ass
Password - cans
05 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 6: the game is set up for GLOBAL messaging only. Please try and respect that rule and don't talk to other "nations" by outside means, like in person or phone. Rule number 1 about fight club, don't talk about fight club. The game will be much better if nobody knows who anybody else is.
06 Apr 14 UTC Spring, 7: And thus begins the end game.
07 Apr 14 UTC Autumn, 7: Sicily will never die! Omertà!

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Persia
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 27 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
Carthage
RyanYant (316 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 21 D
14 supply-centers, 13 units
Greece
scanlan23 (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D, won: 3 D
2 supply-centers, 5 units
Rome
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Egypt
Clarinch (108 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
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