28 Mar 14 UTC |
Spring, 1999: Greetings, heathens. |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Spring, 1999: Longhorns football forever. |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Spring, 1999: Yeah, well, we've got... Rutgers? Never mind. |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Spring, 1999: I've got maple syrup, eh. |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Spring, 1999: Futbol de Guadalejara! |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Spring, 1999: Try careening about at high, semi-uncontrolled velocities on a low friction surface with knives attached to your feet and then we'll talk about a real sport. |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: I've got Ethanol subsidies. Eat it, bitches. |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: I've got forward-thinking social policies. Suck it, Heartland |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: I have a barely-functioning central government. Eat your heart out, California. |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: Yeah well Nova Scotia just eliminated interest on provincial student loans. So. |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: Oil... and helium. Enough said. |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: Oil and Palin. Come at me. |
28 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: On second thought, please don't. It's cold up here; fighting means we can't huddle around the fire. |
29 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: I see your Palin and raise you Dallas Cowboys fans. |
29 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: Oh god...you can't top that. |
29 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: It really is a terrible curse. |
29 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: Poor West Coast bros :( |
30 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 2000: SOME PEOPLE HAVE JOBS |
30 Mar 14 UTC |
Autumn, 2000: Some people have two! |
31 Mar 14 UTC |
Spring, 2001: Dem support chains. |