11 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1996: Cool, Gabe, that's good. So your plan to backstab Mike is going perfectly? I can't believe you're going to do it, but good luck I guess. |
11 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1996: Oops wrong window, disregard |
11 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1996: I trust Gabe with my life. Or at least with Оде́сса. |
12 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1996: So I've got poison ivy on my dick. I think it spread there because I masturbate so much. Anyways, it feels really good when I'm in the shower and the hot water is hitting it. But the thing is, it feels so good that I just keep masturbating and now the poison ivy isn't healing. I'm in quite a pickle. Either I stop masturbating and heal my wick or I keep at it and let it feel 1000x better... What do you think I should do? |
12 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1996: Oops wrong window, disregard. I was gchatting with my grandma. |
12 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1996: This is your leader |
13 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1997: come join our circle jerk and you too can feel what it's like to have it "feel 1000x better" |
20 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1998: Havens, get the fuck out of London. Nazi. |
21 Jan 14 UTC |
Spring, 1999: The people want me here |
21 Jan 14 UTC |
Spring, 1999: THEY DO NOT |
21 Jan 14 UTC |
Spring, 1999: I _AM_ THE PEOPLE |
22 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: The good people of England would like to register their displeasure with the uncivilized Slavbs (combination of Slav and slob) of the East. |
22 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: Im a slav 4 u |
22 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 1999: The Crown posits that the Russian president's well-known battle with syphilis has finally driven him completely mad |
26 Jan 14 UTC |
Autumn, 2000: We seem to have a real sil vous plait. A je ne sais quoi. Champagne. Joie de vivre. |
02 Feb 14 UTC |
Spring, 2002: All I want is for the displaced German people so find a home. |
02 Feb 14 UTC |
Spring, 2002: to* |
02 Feb 14 UTC |
Spring, 2002: They're not happy with Iceland? Looks like they'd be fine on Corsica, Sicily or Sardinia. |
02 Feb 14 UTC |
Spring, 2002: or KAZAKHSTAN |
06 Feb 14 UTC |
Autumn, 2003: Suck a dick, Ukraine. |