20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Good morning World |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: "Good morning, Fallen America. How are you, disbanded Canada? And you too, corrupted México". ~Republican Senator Matías Thomas, April 22nd, 1999. |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: This isn't fair. All we have in Florida is old people and gang bangers... |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Hello, British Columbia. Can we possibly not fight over Greenland this game? I seek a united (or at least non-aggression-y) Canuckistan. |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Okay, my fellow Americans, I have reason to believe that there are WMD in Tupaq and Canuckistan. We must invade. We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail. |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Translation: When you see Florida barreling north through the entire Atlantic seaboard, don't worry about it, he's just trying to get to Canada... |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: The Cuban dictatorship approves, and supports this translation! He also adds we have no interest in Florida until they deliver a baseball team that can win... |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Hello World, I have corn. Stop me if you can. ~The flyover states |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: I'm laughing so hard right now. |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Cuba I'd really like peace between us. |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: The Cuban Dictator offers to send a half dozen of his best Baseball coaches to Florida in exchange for peace... |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: You've got yourself a deal! Let's agree to DMZ SoF. |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Agreed |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Peru is very talkative. And I'd like peace with everyone! |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: If this continues like this, this match is going to end with a 10-way draw after two phases. I'm not saying I wouldn't like that, though. |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Mexico, California and Heartland, how do you want to make the SCs division? |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: What do you propose? I call dibs on at least Durango. |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Sorry guys, but I was at school. |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: I take Missouri and Kansas, Texas takes louisiana and chihuahua, California takes Arizona and Colorado, and Mexico takes Durango and Nuevo León Sound good? |
20 Aug 13 UTC | Spring, 1999: Sounds bad for anyone around you guys.... |