07 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2000: [Near-East]:The Arab states would like to express their consolidarity with the people's of Africa and Asia. We hope that through careful planning we will be able to resist the traditionally imperialist aggressors of Europe and the United States. |
07 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2000: [Argentina]:Fortunately for the oppressed people of Africa and Asia, the bourgeois oppressors of Europe and Russia are sinking into civil disorder as their societies and economies crumble. Viva la revolution! |
10 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2001: [USA]:now there are two dicks in the Americas ! |
11 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2001: [Quebec]:huehuehuehue |
11 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2001: [Near-East]:The Near-East is proud to announce the rise of several Islamic regimes in Bosnia, Ukraine and Rahjastan, and state their aim to unite Europe and West Asia under Islamic Sharia law. |
13 Jan 13 UTC | Spring, 2002: [USA]:I the defender of world PEACE ! What are you DOING !! |
13 Jan 13 UTC | Spring, 2002: [Argentina]:Gentlemen may cry "Peace! Peace!", but I tell you, there is no peace! |
14 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2002: [Near-East]:The Near-East would now like to extend the hand of friendship to all nations. We will guarantee the independence of any nation who pledges themselves to our Holy cause. |
14 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2002: [Argentina]:The people of Argentina pledge their boots to your skinny Near-Eastern hind ends. |
15 Jan 13 UTC | Spring, 2003: [Near-East]:The following nations are defilers of the Islamic Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him) and will be waged the most Holy of wars until they cease to exist: Europe, Russia, Ghana, India, Argentina. |
15 Jan 13 UTC | Spring, 2003: [Argentina]:The people of Argentina cheerfully flick their boogers at you from across the ocean - an ocean you most certainly will never cross. |
18 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2003: GameMaster: Lawyer was banned: multi. The time until the next phase has been extended by one phase length to give an opportunity to replace the player. Remember to finalize your orders if you don't want to wait, so the game isn't held up unnecessarily! |
20 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2004: [Near-East]:Pacific-Russia you are finished! Our troops will march across the Volga and burn every village we come across! We will never stop, we will never falter, we will drive your last armies back to the Pacific and drive them into the water! Allahu akhbar! |
28 Jan 13 UTC | Spring, 2006: [Near-East]:It has come to my attention that the people of Australia do not believe in the Almighty Mohammed (peace be upon him) and do not celebrate the fasts of Ramadan! Furthermore they have been defiling mosques in their country and abusing many Muslim immigrants!! We warn the people of Australia to come to the true ways and be enlightened by the teachings of Allah (as'hadu illah illallah) before they are smitten with our Holy revenge! |
29 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2006: [Argentina]:May the unholy Australians be as mighty in battle as their European brethren! |
30 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2006: [Near-East]:O believers, fight them until there is no more mischief and the way of life prescribed by Allah is established completely; but if they do stop from mischief, then surely Allah is observant of all their actions. |
30 Jan 13 UTC | Autumn, 2006: [Near-East]:O Prophet, rouse the believers to fight. If there are twenty among you, patient and persevering, they will vanquish two hundred; if there are a hundred then they will slaughter a thousand unbelievers, for the infidels are a people devoid of understanding. |
06 Feb 13 UTC | Autumn, 2008: [Near-East]:We would like to announce the creation of the Republic of China under the supervision of the Near-East constitutional government. We announce our solidarity for the people's of China and hope that they will be able to resist the Aussie menace. |
06 Feb 13 UTC | Autumn, 2008: [China]:hear hear! |
13 Feb 13 UTC | Autumn, 2009: [Near-East]:Ladies and gentlemen, it has been 10 years since the newly reformed Near-East Government set forth it's mission to unite the world under Islamic law. It has been a long and difficult struggle, but finally people from Lisbon to Japan are living together in peaceful union. Other governments in the Americas and Africa may have different beliefs than us, but they have showed that together we can build a peaceful future of co-operation rather than destruction. It is a bright day for all of mankind and we look to a future of prosperity with hope. Ins'hallah! |