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Swordfish Trombones

  • Rank: Pro
  • Position: 3202/19604 (top 17%)
  • Available points: 265 D
  • Points in play: 0 D
  • Total points: 265 D
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  • Game messages: 9
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  • All Game stats:
  • Won: 2 ( 20% )
  • Drawn: 3 ( 30% )
  • Survived: 2 ( 20% )
  • Defeated: 2 ( 20% )
  • Resigned: 1 ( 10% )
  • Total (finished): 10

  • Civil disorder: 0
  • Civil disorders taken over: 0
  • Classic:
  • Won: 1 ( 13% )
  • Drawn: 2 ( 25% )
  • Survived: 2 ( 25% )
  • Defeated: 2 ( 25% )
  • Resigned: 1 ( 13% )
  • Total (finished): 8
  • Classic Press:
  • Won: 1 ( 13% )
  • Drawn: 2 ( 25% )
  • Survived: 2 ( 25% )
  • Defeated: 2 ( 25% )
  • Resigned: 1 ( 13% )
  • Total (finished): 8
  • Classic Ranked:
  • Drawn: 2 ( 33% )
  • Survived: 1 ( 17% )
  • Defeated: 2 ( 33% )
  • Resigned: 1 ( 17% )
  • Total (finished): 6
  • Variant stats:
  • Won: 1 ( 50% )
  • Drawn: 1 ( 50% )
  • Total (finished): 2

  • Reliability:
  • Reliability rating: 89%

"Big fucking ditches in the middle of the road /
You pay a hundred dollars just for fillin’ in the hole /
Listen to the general every goddamn word /
How many ways can you polish up a turd /
Left, right, left, left, right /
Left, right /"

  • Last visited: 14 Apr 20 UTC
  • Joined: 02 Nov 18 UTC
  • User ID#: 102753
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Swordfish Trombones's games

Showing results 1 to 10 of 10 total results.

Finished: 09 PM Fri 17 Apr 20 UTC
Private Covid2020 Enthusiasts-2
1 day /phase
Pot: 140 D - Autumn, 1911, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
2 excused missed turn
Game won by moonie (220 D)
Austria
moonie (220 D)
Won. 20 supply-centers, 17 units
France
Survived. 14 supply-centers, 13 units
Germany
Survived. 0 supply-centers, 2 units
England
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Italy
T.haitsma (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Russia
hellzbellz (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Turkey
Polyethene (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Civil Disorders
hellzbellz (100 D)Russia (Spring, 1906) with 1 centres.
Polyethene (100 D)Turkey (Autumn, 1906) with 4 centres.
Finished: 05 AM Thu 02 Jan 20 UTC
Private Battle for Europe-12
1 day, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1909, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
4 excused missed turn
Game won by Pennedin (438 D)
England
Pennedin (438 D)
Won. 9 supply-centers, 8 units
Austria
Coots (100 D)
Resigned. 15 supply-centers, 15 units
Turkey
Resigned. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
France
General Baker (100 D)
Resigned. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
Germany
Freddykiller (100 D)
Resigned. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
Italy
Gooz93 (100 D)
Resigned. 1 supply-centers, 1 units
Russia
Sayid Nagish (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
Swordfish Trombones (265 D)Turkey (Spring, 1908) with 4 centres.
Gooz93 (100 D)Italy (Spring, 1908) with 4 centres.
General Baker (100 D)France (Spring, 1908) with 5 centres.
Freddykiller (100 D)Germany (Autumn, 1907) with 4 centres.
Coots (100 D)Austria (Spring, 1909) with 15 centres.
Finished: 04 AM Sat 01 Jun 19 UTC
Private MAGA-2
1 day /phase
Pot: 300 D - Autumn, 2016, Finished
Fall of the American Empire IV, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
Florida
Drawn. 30 supply-centers, 29 units
California
Drawn. 5 supply-centers, 5 units
New-York
moonie (220 D)
Resigned. 23 supply-centers, 22 units
Texas
Biggie Cheese (250 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
British-Columbia
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Cuba
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Mexico
A wet fag (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Quebec
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Heartland
Cowtipper (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Peru
TayTay (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Civil Disorders
moonie (220 D)New-York (Spring, 2016) with 23 centres.
A wet fag (100 D)Mexico (Spring, 2012) with 6 centres.
TayTay (0 D X)Peru (Spring, 2009) with 2 centres.
Finished: 12 PM Mon 25 Mar 19 UTC
Private Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles!
1 day /phase
Pot: 210 D - Autumn, 1914, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Andrei Putinski (200 D)
Turkey
Won. 18 supply-centers, 11 units
England
moonie (220 D)
Survived. 9 supply-centers, 8 units
Austria
Survived. 3 supply-centers, 9 units
Germany
Survived. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
Russia
Frederik (0 D X)
Survived. 2 supply-centers, 4 units
France
T.haitsma (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Italy
hellzbellz (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Finished: 08 AM Mon 18 Feb 19 UTC
Private Omnium Rerum Principia Parva Sunt-2
1 day /phase
Pot: 125 D - Autumn, 8, Finished
The Ancient Mediterranean, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Swordfish Trombones (265 D)
Greece
Won. 20 supply-centers, 15 units
Carthage
Pennedin (438 D)
Survived. 13 supply-centers, 10 units
Egypt
Gooz93 (100 D)
Survived. 1 supply-centers, 3 units
Persia
Nickelson (100 D)
Survived. 0 supply-centers, 1 units
Rome
Sayid Nagish (100 D)
Survived. 0 supply-centers, 3 units
Finished: 05 AM Sun 03 Feb 19 UTC
Private Risk Night Love IV
1 day /phase
Pot: 350 D - Autumn, 1915, Finished
Classic, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Pennedin (438 D)
Turkey
Pennedin (438 D)
Won. 18 supply-centers, 15 units
Russia
Nickelson (100 D)
Survived. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
France
gerbenjan (0 D X)
Resigned. 9 supply-centers, 8 units
Germany
Frederik (0 D X)
Resigned. 5 supply-centers, 4 units
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
England
Sayid Nagish (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Austria
Gooz93 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Civil Disorders
Frederik (0 D X)Germany (Spring, 1914) with 7 centres.
gerbenjan (0 D X)France (Spring, 1915) with 10 centres.
Finished: 01 PM Wed 09 Jan 19 UTC
Private Politics Groningen
20 hours /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
Turkey
Frederik (0 D X)
Drawn. 14 supply-centers, 11 units
France
Drawn. 9 supply-centers, 9 units
Germany
moonie (220 D)
Drawn. 7 supply-centers, 6 units
England
hellzbellz (100 D)
Resigned. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
Russia
Resigned. 2 supply-centers, 2 units
Italy
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Austria
T.haitsma (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
hellzbellz (100 D)England (Spring, 1909) with 3 centres.
Patrick Hernandez (100 D)Russia (Autumn, 1909) with 2 centres.
Finished: 11 AM Sat 29 Dec 18 UTC
Private Risk Night Love 3
1 day /phase
Pot: 175 D - Spring, 1910, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
Austria
Pennedin (438 D)
Drawn. 15 supply-centers, 15 units
England
Drawn. 10 supply-centers, 10 units
France
Frederik (0 D X)
Drawn. 9 supply-centers, 9 units
Turkey
Nickelson (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Russia
Gooz93 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Italy
Sayid Nagish (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Germany
gerbenjan (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Finished: 04 AM Thu 13 Dec 18 UTC
Private Risk Night love-2
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Unranked, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by gerbenjan (0 D X)
Russia
gerbenjan (0 D X)
Won. 18 supply-centers, 17 units
England
Frederik (0 D X)
Survived. 10 supply-centers, 11 units
Italy
Pennedin (438 D)
Survived. 3 supply-centers, 4 units
France
Gooz93 (100 D)
Survived. 2 supply-centers, 1 units
Austria
Survived. 1 supply-centers, 1 units
Germany
Nickelson (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Turkey
Sayid Nagish (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Finished: 04 AM Sun 25 Nov 18 UTC
Private Risk Night Love
1 day /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1912, Finished
Classic, Unranked, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Swordfish Trombones (265 D)
Russia
Won. 19 supply-centers, 17 units
Italy
Frederik (0 D X)
Survived. 11 supply-centers, 11 units
France
Pennedin (438 D)
Survived. 3 supply-centers, 3 units
Turkey
gerbenjan (0 D X)
Survived. 1 supply-centers, 2 units
England
Nickelson (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Germany
Gooz93 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Austria
Sayid Nagish (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D