Gee I wonder if the fire breathing MemSahib, Her Indoors lounging on a sofa eating cake, would like a "Pearl necklace" for Christmas this year. I've already purchased some high end pottery items to give her, and was gazing idly at a Purdey's catalogue the MemSahib left out with a delightful and elegant weapon circled in dressmaking chalk... I do have to make the traditional Christmas vist to the fire breathing MemSahib's erotical regions, that's definitely a "take a packed lunch and loaded Purdey" type of expedition. Steamy jungle warfare in unmapped terrain. Fortunately the new Mistress is relatively undemanding by comparison and most understanding, as well as being a delightful playmate in, or out of her pyjamas. Princess Estelle has left her useless young blighter and reposes now under my protection, and it is Wonderful to enjoy her enthusiasm for these new experiences we share. Princess Estelle is damn lucky to be rid of that unnapreciative young clown, serves him right for neglecting such a beautiful young woman. Princess Estelle has two discreet piercings but no tattoos, and it is her influence that has me contemplating a piercing for my own erotical equipage.
That's right brainbomb, while you've been tearing yourself apart over Princess Crystal, that "daffy old" MajorMitchell has discreetly persuaded a casual lover to step up, to ditch her useless young man, and well, my enthusiasm has led me to make disclosures that I was privately enjoying, but 2017 is looking really good. I may have to choose between this piercing and siring another child, and based on experience the piercing will presumably be both less expensive and less painful than being a father. No need to worry about these things now, or contemplate giving the fire breathing MemSahib an extra Christmas present.