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It comes from the autumn of my senior year of college, when my swim coach assigned me to the outside lane in 3 different meets to win the 100 freestyle (the quick guys from the other teams, swimming in the middle of the pool and assuming they had won, didn't give 100% effort). The strategy didn't so much work in the championship meet at the end of the year, when I got 4th (guess who 1st through 3rd were?), but it was good fun while it lasted.
When my dorm floor was getting shirts for our basketball team that same autumn, I picked "outside smoker" for the name on the back of mine, and I picked 27 for my number because I thought it looked aesthetically pleasing.