If you have a clean record like I do and assume that most people I run into do, you get taken to the station, talk with the detectives, return the merchandise, pay a nice fine, get a misdemeanor, and avoid jail time. If you steal a bunch of things or if you've done it before, maybe you get a felony. Odds are that you still avoid jail time unless they want to pin more than the theft on you but that the fine is bigger and you live with the stigma of having a felony conviction for the rest of your life. If you're young and stupid, maybe you do some community service, go through some programs, and get it expunged so that you can actually do normal things like get a job instead of having to live your life in misery over a dumb thing you did when you were 20. A couple of my friends have tried shoplifting and gotten that sort of treatment, so it's not like they chop off fingers for theft anymore, leon. Please don't be a prosecutor or a cop if your goal is to put away as many people as possible for passing a blunt around or snagging a pair of sunglasses.