BB, you are a very creative person. You need to get an agent and take this act on the road!

In the Old Testament, the Hebrew word sa’ir is found about fifty-two times. It is related to the term se’ar (“hair”), which means a “hairy one.” Mostly the word is used of the male goat that was employed as a sin-offering — especially that solemn sin-offering of the day of atonement (Lev. 16).

In two cases, sa’ir is translated “satyr” in the King James Version (Isa. 13:21; 34:14). In those passages it clearly alludes to wild goats of the sort that lived among the ruins of Babylon and Edom.

Twice the term is rendered “demon” (Lev. 17:7; 2 Chron. 11:15 — KJV), where it actually signifies a pagan god that takes the form of a goat (see ESV — 2 Chron. 11:15).

Only our Brainbomb could give us such a nonsensical thread, lol

I interpret this to mean Jesus was actually a hairy goat man. As most scholars now accept as fact.

brainbomb is actually a hairy goat man.

brainbomb is related to the word, pain-in-the-butt

most of the scholars brainbomb knows accept the moon landing hoax as fact.

Yes. He had invisible horns, that were seen only by the children and the saints ...

The aliens of klendathu had no idea christ was beguiling them with soft humming

In the Bible, the Hebrew phrase sk'te bo'rd is used 3 times. It is related to the modern term "snowboard" to mean a large rounded plank on which one may ride, but the older Hebrew texts suggest a wheeled board on which a prophet or other hairy many may ride.

The question is, if the lord Jesus Christ died before his Awakening, could he skate in heaven?

explains the beard

I bet some people here know that medieval Europeans thought that Moses had horns.

Kimmel has a beard. Only Matt Damon thinks that he is a demon and Matt is only off one vowel to it himself

This is a true story....

Woman said to collegue in a distressed voice
" Jesus is making my life misaerable and I am beginning to hate him"

Collegue replies " You should not say that . Ask for forgiveness and Jesus will help you through lifes Troubles"

Woman looks at collegue with despair " Jesus is my 13 year old son who just got expelled from school for fighting over a girl "..

So in this story Jesus is a Horney goat teenaged boy...

It's not Jesus it is heysus

Hey Zeus...sounds Nordic.

its a joke captn you can tell by the way I said " This is a true Story'

If Hey Zeus was Jesus that means the horns could of been a helmet ??

Wasn't Zeus Greek?

Jesus of biblical fame was a carpenter and fisherman, the horns and cloven feet are associated with Satan, or Grecian mythical characters, this thread is just Brainbomb going off on a wacky tangent...he must have been bored

If Jesus did have horns, did they play "la cucaracha" and other novelty tunes ? Like he's riding in on the donkey for palm Sunday, the crowds are blocking his path..and suddenly, da da da da da..it's "la cucaracha" at 100dB

Im Thory yes Zeus was Greek...but he holidayed with Odin..

I kinda sounds like you're describing the most recent picture I saw of Valis online.

Wait ... what ... Valis is Jesus?

Shh Bby Is Ok

Valis is christ-like in demeanor and his miracles. Look at his GR for example

When asked WWJD, I recall the dude in the army I knew named Jesus. So my answer is "bitch slap you and drink your beer".

I'm analyzing a trend that we've just discoverd, of moderator super-status:

So... if Valis is Jesus,
and bo_sox is Satan (as the Dothraki would say, "...it is known..."),
then I wonder what does that make captainmeme?

Meme is the angel gabriel