This is great

I can identify with this kind of real talk

But the question remained. What'd you eat?

I bought a bottle of whiskey. I still have another bottle of whiskey, and I also bought a 12 pack of beer. I was thinking ya know, maybe I should transcend space and time and just drink it all.

brain, I suggest you take it slow. We need you in discord. Also alcohol tastes better if you only take small doses per time and let the gusto go through you. I'm sure you will enjoy it more that way.

I might have a cold, but I went to my comp class anyway.

ahah thank you kakarroto.

"I was thinking ya know, maybe I should transcend space and time and just drink it all."

: (

Everytime brain. Though, getting wasted has its own merits, but there are only so few situation it is ok to (in my opinion):
-) if you have a great time and no commitments the next day (party hard mode)
-) if you just need to say 'eff it' for one day and break out of a bad situation emotionally (though there are better ways to deal with it and I advice to getting wasted in that case only with at least 1 good friend)
-) you are just married
-) the cups have won the super bowl
-) We have landed a manned rocked on Mars.
-) Half-life 3 got out.

yea but if you drink enough you might think all those things happened. lol

"Oh wow, I'm just married with this Quaterback of the Cups that have won the Superbowl on Mars and got awarded Half-life 3. Time to party until I cry." You mean?

-) you are just married

I don't think I've mentioned this, but I was recently married. I was glad we didn't get drunk. We enjoyed the whole experience better I think

yea in all the weddings ive been too, the bride and groom tended to stay pretty sober. it was their bridesmaids and groosmen who hit the rye pretty hard. I barely remember a few of the ones where I was a groomsman. God. They had to carry me IN to one of the receptions. but yea I think the couple usually is worried about getting trashed around so much family, grandparents, co workers, whoever.

I know, I was just joking at this point (though it is commonly made here in my country. Especially in the countryside marriages are a huge drinking event).

well god they ought to be. I know if I ever get married I will probably die having a bachelor party. ahaha

That's why you invite your best friends who drink all the alcohol before you die on alcohol poisoning :p