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zultar (4170 D Mod (P))
19 Dec 15 UTC
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On the first day of Xmas, my zultar gave to me
Joys and fun inside
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Maniac (344 D (B))
25 Dec 15 UTC
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Merry Xmas
On behalf of the co-site-owners, the other mods and myself, we'd like to wish you all a very merry Christmas.
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sverreerik (100 D)
25 Dec 15 UTC
Feel free to join my game!
Thought I would advertise this game here, not sure how quickly these things fill up on their own.

http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=171594
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Maniac (344 D (B))
25 Dec 15 UTC
Merry Xmas
On behalf of the co-site-owners, the other mods and myself, we'd like to wish you all a very merry Christmas.
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Yoyoyozo (182 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
Country Drawing bug?
I've played 53 Classic games on this site. At this point, my country drawnig should be fair equal, right? Well here are the stats:
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MrcsAurelius (3051 D (B))
18 Nov 15 UTC
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I love world games. Join me!
I really love world games, it's because the map is round (no corner powers) and you have neighbors all around you that you have to befriend or strategically piss off. The balance of the map is reasonable and is compensated by the added challenge of neighbors360. What's not to like?
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Smokey Gem (184 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
Worst Joke wednesday
How many cats does it take to change a light Bulb ??

None ...cats can see in the dark .. :-)
MarquisMark (326 D (G))
23 Dec 15 UTC
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
















"Where's my tractor?"
Randomizer (104 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?


Okay, it's about mud.
Jamiet99uk (443 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
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What's red and hurts your teeth?


A brick.
Jamiet99uk (443 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?


A hippo is a really heavy animal.
A zippo is a little lighter.
MajorMitchell (1168 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
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What do you call a hen that eats clay?


A bricklayer
wjessop (100 D X)
23 Dec 15 UTC
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NIGEL FARAGE.
Octavious (1720 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?





One.

They are very efficient and have no appreciation of comedy.
wjessop (100 D X)
23 Dec 15 UTC
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They don't need changing. Our lightbulbs are far more efficient than your crap English lightbulbs.
Crazy Anglican (213 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
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How many software engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.
KingCyrus (516 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?

None, Amish don't have light bulbs.
Randomizer (104 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None, because people don't want to change.
Chaqa (4228 D (B))
23 Dec 15 UTC
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Did you hear the Energizer Bunny got arrested?









The charge was assault and... BATTERY.
Crazy Anglican (213 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the witch's house.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.
Hellenic Riot (1619 D (G))
23 Dec 15 UTC
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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?





He gets to open the door to number 10.
Hapapop (725 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
A drain snake will help you deal with all Holiday crap.
MajorMitchell (1168 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
How many roadies doesn't take to change a light globe ?



One, two....one, two......one, two.........one, two.......testing, ......one, two.....
MajorMitchell (1168 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
Flippin' self correcting ( really should be called stuffing you about )
script software

Does it take
MajorMitchell (1168 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
How many dumb Republicans does it take to change a light globe ?

None, they think the sun shines out of Dodo Trump's arsehole day and night and mistakenly think they require no further illumination
That goes both ways:

How many dumb Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just hope Obama will come and actually change something.
MajorMitchell (1168 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
You fail to realise Obama has already delivered plenty of change.
For a start, now millions of citizens who aren't good old white folk can legitimately aspire to become President.

If you'd used a different Democrat candidate, I might have said that there's no light at the end of that tunnel, so all the Democrats would be out changing the blown light globes
MajorMitchell (1168 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
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PS not all Republicans are dumb, just the majority at present
KingCyrus (516 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
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MM, I'm not sure you understand the concept of a joke...
VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
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Oh, this is a great competition for me. I may be a hack of all trades, but I am a master of pun.
KingCyrus (516 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
What do you call a happy fruit?

A merry cherry!
KingCyrus (516 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the same side.
KingCyrus (516 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
Why don't crabs like to share?

Because they are shellfish....
A man walks into a bar. He walks out a lawyer.
MajorMitchell (1168 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
@_King Cyrus
That's a beauty,the mobius strip, same side....
Definitely geek humour
Manwe Sulimo (630 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
How many clocks does it take to flip a switch.


3
KingCyrus (516 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.
wjessop (100 D X)
24 Dec 15 UTC
Cyrus, that Adele joke is great -- did you make that yourself?

I also really liked Chaqa and HR's jokes. Might use the advent calendar joke and the Adele joke tonight :)

SkiingCougar (928 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
A man walks into a bar.


OUCH!!
brainbomb (325 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
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A Panda Bear walks into a bar. Orders a burger; eats it, then shoots the bartendar in the head and proceeds out the door.
On his way out a customer says "Hey man whyd you do that??"
The Panda bear tells him to look it up.
When the cops arrive they ask the eyewitness why the Panda bear did this. He says "He told me too look it up".
So when they look up Panda Bear in the dictionary it says "Eats shoots and leaves".
Crazy Anglican (213 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
How do you wake up Lady Ga Ga?




Poke her face
KingCyrus (516 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
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Now, I love art. There is nothing I enjoy so much as looking at a good painting or portrait. But some of them, I just don't get. Seriously, who is this Rorschach guy, and why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting?
KingCyrus (516 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
Thank wj ;) I have a creative mind. At least, that's what they tell me right before they put the straight jacket on.
shield (3929 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
Why don't they make belts with clocks? It would be a waste of time.
shield (3929 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
What do they call waves on small beaches?

Microwaves.
VillageIdiot (6818 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee way before it was 'cool'.
genghiz (13352 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
How did the dipster burn his tongue?

He was too busy screaming at the idiot who blew the stalemate line because he didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground that he forgot his microwave pizza was way too hot to eat.


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ssorenn (0 D X)
18 Dec 15 UTC
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Webdip wish list
The holidays are a time for giving and receiving, what's at the top of your list?
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brainbomb (325 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
Who could resist Jingle Cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHI8M1K2LXs
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brainbomb (325 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
Selena Gomez vs Avril Lavigne
Who wins in a weapons allowed cage fight?
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leon1122 (170 D)
24 Dec 15 UTC
Pause game
Mods, please pause gameID=171307 . It took a long time to organize, but it seems that at least 1 player has not shown up.
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WizardsofBoz (100 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
Any Clique out there?
I set up a game for the Clique if there are any out there! |-/
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Zach0805 (100 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
I'm Back (In a limited way)
After taking a 4-5 month break I will be playing diplomacy again in a very limited way
See you on the board
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Yoyoyozo (182 D)
23 Dec 15 UTC
Join my unranked game!
Come test out your crazy strategies in this unranked game:
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=171511
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Gobbledydook (1389 D (B))
23 Dec 15 UTC
Sum of squares gunboat 1
gameID=171506
Come test the new Sum of Squares scoring! 50 point buy in gunboat!
Discuss the scoring method here too.
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BlackHand (154 D)
22 Dec 15 UTC
Approximately what percentage of players on this site are female?
Also, have any of the males pretended to be female to gain trust or to keep from getting stabbed?

Sorry if this has been asked before.
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2ndWhiteLine (3375 D (B))
10 Dec 15 UTC
Best Music of 2015
As above, be-low.
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Smokey Gem (184 D)
22 Dec 15 UTC
Whatt is MAFIA games in Webdip ??
Can anyone give info on the mafia games ?? Is it private locked only available to some ??
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wjessop (100 D X)
15 Dec 15 UTC
South China Sea: Chinese new island land reclamation
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35031313

Thoughts? What are the Chinese preparing for with all of this land reclamation and military expansion? Is this purely defensive? Or may this be leading to military action?
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steephie22 (182 D (S))
20 Dec 15 UTC
Designed By
What's better:
Designed by (Name of Designer)
Designed by (Company Name)
So should you name the person who designed it or the company for which the designer works?
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brainbomb (325 D)
22 Dec 15 UTC
Selena Gomez vs Ariana Grande
Who wins in a cage battle
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Jamiet99uk (443 D)
17 Dec 15 UTC
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I've just eaten a bacon and cheese pastry
It was tasty.
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Hellenic Riot (1619 D (G))
19 Dec 15 UTC
Mod Team Announcement
See inside
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sangil (1043 D)
22 Dec 15 UTC
game "Classic-114"
Dear Moderator (@peterwiggin)
can you please unpause this game?
thanks
the players
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Chaqa (4228 D (B))
17 Nov 15 UTC
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Lusthog
Anyone down for another round of Lusthog? I'm thinking like three games.

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brainbomb (325 D)
21 Dec 15 UTC
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My Tinder account is blowing up
Just got another super match. (makes cash register noise)
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Al Swearengen (0 D X)
21 Dec 15 UTC
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An easy way to make a difference
Subscribe to a newspaper. Support investigative journalism. Make the press less dependent on advertisers.
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VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
20 Dec 15 UTC
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What Anime Should I Watch Next?
Not sure how much of webdip watches anime, but I may as well take recommendations. Currently my list of next to watch is (some may be abrreviated): Terror in Resonance, Rage of Bahamat: Genesis, Durarara!, The Mightiest Disciple, Seven Deadly Sins and Log Horizon. Also, please given reasons for any suggestions, whether they are on my list or not. Thanks.
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shield (3929 D)
21 Dec 15 UTC
Replacement needed.
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Jamiet99uk (443 D)
18 Dec 15 UTC
30% of Republican voters in favour of bombing fictional locations
http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-18/one-in-three-republican-primary-voters-support-bombing-aladdins-home-of-agrabah/

This made me chuckle.
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