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Puddle (428 D)
13 Apr 15 UTC
Climate Change Deniers
I'm sure this has come up before, but just curious.
61 replies
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April GhostRatings
When do these usually come out?
7 replies
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abgemacht (1076 D(G))
13 Apr 15 UTC
Will You Be My Friend?
All of my games have ended and I'm looking for some friends, new and old, to play a game with. 25-36 hour phases WTA nonanon.
18 replies
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Balrog (219 D)
12 Apr 15 UTC
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Game of Thrones episode leak
Generally, I'm not the kind of a player who post on the forum, let alone start a new thread. (Although I do read almost all). This time I can't contain my excitement . 4 episodes of Game of Thrones season 5 has been leaked online and I am in a dilemma. I would want to watch those ASAP, but legally. At the same time it would be impossible to avoid spoilers for a month. Any insights on this?
Also +1 this if you got the news from here first :p
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abgemacht (1076 D(G))
12 Apr 15 UTC
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Team 1768 makes it to the World Championships!
The FIRST (http://www.usfirst.org/roboticsprograms/frc) team I mentor did well enough in regionals to make it to the World Championships in St Louis! If interested, see inside for more details about the team as well as a small favor.
10 replies
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
12 Apr 15 UTC
Worst stats ever?
https://puu.sh/hbyJd/758c37fb04.png
5 replies
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josemurc (32357 D)
12 Apr 15 UTC
gunboating
Interested!
1 reply
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JamesYanik (548 D)
12 Apr 15 UTC
Manchester Derby Result
wow. I have a few complaints with Clattenburg, but all the goals seemed legit. I suppose United is back with this 6 game winning streak.
5 replies
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JamesYanik (548 D)
12 Apr 15 UTC
no lies, some regrets EOG
post here for gameID=158557 EOG
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JamesYanik (548 D)
12 Apr 15 UTC
Replacement needed live game
Germany 5 SCs high quality position
gameID=158557
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ZS (211 D)
12 Apr 15 UTC
Surviving with 1 SC
Longest someone has survived with 1 SC


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Syber (100 D)
12 Apr 15 UTC
Can't put orders
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=158076

Im turkey and I cant put orders for this build no matter what. Tried 4 different browsers across mobile and desktop to no avail. I click in save or ready and nothing happens...
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Ges (292 D)
12 Apr 15 UTC
EOG good old gunboat-3
Fun game, folks! It was great to have not a single NMR. Peterwiggin and tomekperet in particular, very nice play. Stranger, you did some excellent dancing in the mid-late game.
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Valis webDip Invitational 1 EOGs
gameID=155106

Boy is Valis going to be surprised.
40 replies
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Oneshot0813 (80 D)
12 Apr 15 UTC
New Modern Diplomacy Game Called " European Conflict-4"
The game is set to start in 2 days, and each phase length is 1 day 12 hours. Here is the link should you be willing to play.
http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=158549
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Thucydides (864 D(B))
10 Apr 15 UTC
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Message from a redneck
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=490803234401060
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Marlen (20 DX)
11 Apr 15 UTC
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Most Ridiculous BS That TV Audiences Believed
What are some hilariously ridiculous things that television (and newspaper) fans actually believed? Here are some good ones off the top of my head that fit into this summary:
1. CNN says Isis lures western girls with nutella, emojis and kittens
2. Gadafi was giving viagra to his troops for his raping campaign
3. The Iraqi army while at war decided to make stopovers at hospitals to throw babies out of incubators and let them die on the the floor
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What's the worst thing that ever happened to you after you ate Chinese food?
My wife got food poisoned from some "chicken" last night. I wanted to see what other fun experiences you guys have had eating Chinese take out.
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cb6000 (100 D(S))
11 Apr 15 UTC
a question about bulgaria
On my board Bulgaria has an east coast and a south coast. On this site it has a north coast. How did this come to be? Thank you.
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Marlen (20 DX)
10 Apr 15 UTC
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South America Variant
I have no friends. So between my mom and dad and two siblings we play the 5-player South America map. I searched "Diplomacy South America Strategy" and only get Risk results. I am always the first to lose and my parents laugh every time and tell me to make myself useful and do the dishes while they enjoy a game with their real children. Any help?
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Porthmeus (104 D)
11 Apr 15 UTC
Effects of Voting for a draw
What affect does voting for a draw have on the amount bet or value of the pot in a game?
3 replies
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jmspool (100 D)
11 Apr 15 UTC
Diplomacy mentioned in controversial Buzzfeed gaming post
Yes, you read that right. Buzzfeed somehow made a post about gaming controversial.

This is the post: http://www.buzzfeed.com/tomchivers/monopoly-sucks
You'll see that Diplomacy gets high marks.
6 replies
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yassem (2533 D)
08 Apr 15 UTC
Just next killing of a black man by white cop
And though all the arguments have already been spoken I am just honestly amazed that we don't a thread about it yet.
53 replies
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
11 Apr 15 UTC
Putin wrong again of course
http://i.imgur.com/87Pcu6V.gifv
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yassem (2533 D)
06 Apr 15 UTC
Rolling stones
Am I wrong here?
19 replies
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JamesYanik (548 D)
11 Apr 15 UTC
Star Wars: The Original Trilogy vs Prequels
time to see which ones of you I hate
14 replies
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Mapu (362 D)
10 Apr 15 UTC
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Important Webdip Survey
I'm doing a non-sanctioned survey of how many people visit the site over a weekend. Please +1 this post so I can get an accurate count. I will then share my findings with the site admins to make improvements. Thanks!
26 replies
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Valis2501 (2850 D(G))
10 Apr 15 UTC
EOG for 7 pls
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VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
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MAFIA VII: Let’s Have JJ Abrams Direct It (The Winter of Websteros)
See inside for details.
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VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
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Welcome to the remote land of Websteros, in the city of King Cyrus’ Landing. The city is ruled by the benevolent but intimidating King VashtaNeurotic (to be address as His Grace) and the Hand of the King Hellenic Riot. However, it has come to the King’s attention that there is a plot to Usurp and kill him, all at the start of winter.

Having conducted a thorough investigation is has appeared that all 4 of the members of this plot are on his very council (the horror) as such His Grace and HR have called the council together and locked them in the castle until they are either all found or are successful. If that wasn’t an issue enough there is also an Arsonist who plan’s to burn all of King Cyrus’ Landing, so that he can be king of the ashes. Who will live? Who will die? What poor soul will be Joffrey? When is the sixth book coming out? 3 of these questions and many more will be answered when we play MAFIA VII: Let’s Have JJ Abrams Direct It (The Winter of Websteros)
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INTRODUCTION

Mafia is an educated guessing game of epic proportions. The objective of the game is to kill all mafia members before they outnumber the rest of the town. It's much like a game of poker because mafia members are also part of the town during the day and may manipulate the vote to their liking.

The game is typically very active, so the thread will get big quickly. However, it is essential to read the thread to play the game.

RULES

0. The GM reserves the right to adjudicate individual scenarios that arise during the course of the game at his discretion.
1. All players must vote at least once per game day and post at least twice per game day.
2. All players are forbidden from posting screenshots of their role PMs.
3. All players are forbidden from using encryption.
4. All players are forbidden from using non-sanctioned PMing.
5. All players are forbidden from deleting previous posts of theirs.
6. All spectators and players who have been eliminated are forbidden from posting on all comment threads related to the game notes.
7. All players are forbidden from cheating.
8. All players are required to play to win.

ELABORATION

0. Given my lack of omniscience, I cannot create a rule to resolve all possible scenarios pre-emptively. In order to compensate for my inability to do so, I am permitted to resolve a given scenario however I please. I will resolve all scenarios as closely as possible to the written intention of the rules, and will present an explanation regarding the adjudication to the greatest possible detail (which does not compromise anything in-game) and as closely in accordance with the written rules as possible.

1. A minimum posting limit of two required substantial posts (and a vote included) has been set to reduce lurking. While inactivity is, on some level, an important part of the game of Mafia, players who provide nothing but a warm body serve only to reduce the degree of enjoyment and increase the degree of frustration of the other players in the game. Signing up for this game is an expression of commitment to taking it seriously – do not sign up if you believe you will not be able to spend any time on it.

2. This is more a formality than anything: all role PMs have been posted in the setup information later in this post, and all players (regardless of alignment) will receive identical copies of the vanilla town role PM. The point of this rule is to forbid "gaming" the role PMs to determine alignments; this is a game of reading people, not outguessing the GM.

3. Encryption is defined as posting an encoded message on public channels which an average person would require outside tools to decode. It is perfectly acceptable to leave "hidden messages" in your posts (for example, spelling out "I AM THE COP" with the first letters of every sentence), but as a rule of thumb, if you don't think the average webDip user could decode it without a decryption service, don't post it.

4. All in-game communications should be kept within the thread. The mafia will receive a QuickTopic thread for communicating with one another outside of the thread; aside from this, there should be no other forms of private messaging.

5. I don't think this will actually be an issue on webDiplomacy, since users aren't able to edit or delete their own posts anyway; but, if you in fact possess some means of deleting or editing your posts after you've submitted them, do not use it.

6. Players who have been removed from the game are no longer playing the game, and will not be permitted to comment on it in private messages or comment threads. A special chat room will be opened for individuals who wish to spectate on the game, or players who have been eliminated. Use these channels to discuss the game while it is still ongoing.

7. This is a catch-all rule intended to preserve the spirit of the game. If you’re considering saying or doing something that may be against the spirit of the game, PM me about it before saying/doing it and I’ll let you know whether it’s allowed or not.

8. This rule simply means that your actions should in some conceivable way advance your win condition as stated in your role PM. This rule is somewhat subjective, because the difference between a mistake and sabotage is sometimes hard to determine; I will err away from assuming malevolence where reasonably possible. This also means that if you need to leave the game for any reason, you should not simply drop out, but should message me first so I can determine the best course of action.

PENALTIES

The penalty for breaking one of the above rules is decided at the GM’s discretion, up to and including immediate removal from the game and/or sanctions from future games. Removal and/or sanction are instruments of last resort and will be used only if absolutely necessary. A player removed from the game may or may not have their role revealed on removal, depending on the circumstances surrounding their removal.

VOTING
There are two levels of voting in this game. The first level of voting is for whom you intend to lynch. Notate this vote with a pair of octothorpes before your intended vote target. (EX: ##VOTE Eden) You do not need to spell out your intended target's username fully; as long as I can understand who you're referencing you're good. If you don't use double octothorpes then I won't see it when I ctrl+f through the thread and your vote may not be counted.

The second level of voting is whether or not to employ the hammer mechanic. By default, days are set to 48 hours long, and nights to 24 hours long; however, players may instead elect to end the day as soon as a majority is reached (called a “quick hammer” or simply “hammer”). Notate this vote with a pair of octothorpes before the word end. (EX: ##END) The game will switch to the hammer mechanic for the duration of that day once a majority of players choose to do so.

If you are not able to vote before the hammer is dropped, you will not be penalized for failing to vote during that day.In the event of a tie during a lynch vote, no one shall be lynched.


MISCELLANEOUS NOTES

SPAM
Spamming (defined as excessive content-free posting; or, excessive posting regarding subjects irrelevant to the game) is not lynched by rule in this game. A mechanic exists to curb any advantage that spamming as a tactic may confer; please reference the “VOTING” section below for more information. Suffice to say that spamming isn’t worth anyone’s time in this setup, and it is frowned upon, so while you may not be *lynched * from doing it, you still shouldn't do it.

PLAYER SILENCES:
Players that have other participants on their mute list are asked to remove them for the duration of this game. Disputes stemming from outside of this game should not carry over into the gameplay. If they do, the GM reserves the right to address these issues and potentially remove or sanction players if it becomes a disruption. You are welcome to continue shoving sharp things up each others' asses once the game concludes.

FORUM SILENCES:
If a player is silenced on the forum by the moderator team, an alternate will take their place for the duration of their silence. The silenced player will then have the option to take their position back over or leave it in the hands of the alternate. So long as the silence does not stem from actions in the mafia thread, there will be no sanctions.

REPLACEMENTS
A player wishing to drop out may be replaced at the GM's discretion. Individuals wishing to serve as replacements must NOT join the out-of-game God QT. (Being in the Obs QT is acceptable.) Replacement is not guaranteed.

TURN DURATION
This game’s days will last 48 hours and nights will last 24 hours, unless cut short by in-game mechanics (e.g. hammer). Extensions may be granted at a moderator’s discretion, but don’t count on it.

MODERATOR/GM TEAM
The moderator/GM for this game is VashtaNeurotic. PM me with any concerns (yes this is allowed you jokers) and I'll get back to you asap. We also have co-moderator/GM Hellenic Riot. If Vash is not available he should be able to handle any concerns.

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FORMAT INFORMATION

19 players:

14 Citizens Loyal to the King:
1 Secret Keeper (Investigator)
1 King’s Justice (Vigilante)
1 Doctor
1 Vengeful Townie
10 Regular Councilors

4 Mafia (Usurpers):
1 Godfather
1 Consigliere
1 Hooker
1 Mafioso

1 Independent:
1 Arsonist

Role PM’s:

Regular Councilor:
You are a Regular Councilor, <Feel free to pick a username for flavor>. During the day you may make an accusation against someone; the candidate which reaches a plurality will be executed for treason at the end of the day. You have no night actions. You win once all usurpers and the arsonist have been eliminated, assuming that at least one town player survives to the end of the game.


Secret Keeper/Investigator:
You are Varys, the Secret Keeper! During the day you may make an accusation against someone; the candidate which reaches a plurality will be executed at the end of the day. During the night you may select one player to learn the secrets of; at the end of the night you will be told the exact role of your target, unless you are distracted (In which case investigation will fail) or your target is the Godfather (in which case they will register as a Regular Councilor). You win once all usurpers and the arsonist have been eliminated, assuming that at least one town player survives to the end of the game.

King’s Justice/Vigilante:
You are Ser Ilyn Payne, the King’s Justice! During the day you may make an accusation against someone; the candidate which reaches a plurality will be executed at the end of the day. During the night you may select one player to execute with your sword; at the end of the night, if the player isn't saved by the doctor, that player will be killed, unless you are distracted or they are the Arsonist. You have two swings for the entire game; after your second swing your sword will be too dull to execute people. If you are distracted, you will be refunded for that swing; if your target is saved by the doctor, you will not be refunded for that swing. You win once all usurpers and the arsonist have been eliminated, assuming that at least one town player survives to the end of the game.

Doctor:
You are Grand Maester Pycelle, The Doctor! During the day you may make an accusation against someone; the candidate which reaches a plurality will be executed at the end of the day. During the night you may select one player to treat for injuries; if that player would otherwise be killed that night, the player will survive, unless you are distracted or the person dies from wildfire ignition. You will be notified if your target was threatened with death that night, and your target will be notified that they were treated by The Doctor. You may protect yourself, but not on subsequent nights. You win once all usurpers and the arsonist have been eliminated, assuming that at least one town player survives to the end of the game.

Vengeful Townie:
You are Oberyn Martell, The Vengeful Townie! During the day you may make an accusation against someone; the candidate which reaches a plurality will be executed at the end of the day. If you are the one executed, and only if you are executed during the day, you will be poison one during the scuffle leading up to your death, who will die of said poison during the night (a mountainous task, I know). Said kill will ignore nightkill immunity but not doc saves (due to the doctor treating them. In layman’s turn, if you get lynched, you get a kill during the night that can kill anyone except the doc save. You win once all usurpers and the arsonist have been eliminated, assuming that at least one town player survives to the end of the game.

Godfather:
You are Tywin Lannister, the Godfather! During the day you may make an accusation against someone; the candidate which reaches a plurality will be lynched at the end of the day. During the night, you may talk to your mafia partners, and vote on who to assassinate. Your mafia partners are <Mafia Member A>, the Mafioso, <Mafia Member B>, the Hooker and <Mafia Member C>, the Consiglieri. The target of your factional roleblock WILL be notified that they have been roleblocked, though only the hooker will decide who receives it. You may vote not to assassinate anyone. If the Secret Keeper investigates you he will receive a message saying you are a Regular Councilor. You win once the arsonist has been eliminated and once either all of the town players are dead, or nothing can stop you from eliminating all of the town players. You may use, and must submit night actions to, this QuickTopic thread: <QuickTopic thread link>.

Hooker:
You are Shae, the Funny Whore! During the day you may make an accusation against someone; the candidate which reaches a plurality will be executed at the end of the day. During the night, you may talk to your mafia partners, and choose who to distract. Your mafia partners are <Mafia Member A>, the Mafioso, <Mafia Member B>, the Godfather and <Mafia Member C>, the Consiglieri. The target of your distraction WILL be notified that they have been distracted. You may choose vote not to distracted anyone. If all of the other members of the mafia are killed, you will be promoted to a Mafioso, so you can assassinate someone, but will lose your ability to roleblock/distract. You win once the arsonist has been eliminated and once either all of the town players are dead, or nothing can stop you from eliminating all of the town players. You may use, and must submit night actions to, this QuickTopic thread: <QuickTopic thread link>.

Consiglieri:
You are Cersei Lannister, the Consiglieri! During the day you may make an accusation against someone; the candidate which reaches a plurality will be excuted at the end of the day. During the night, you may talk to your mafia partners, and vote on who to assassinate. Your mafia partners are <Mafia Member A>, the Mafioso, <Mafia Member B>, the Hooker and <Mafia Member C>, the Godfather. The target of your factional roleblock WILL be notified that they have been roleblocked, though only the hooker will decide who receives it. Each night you will choose 1 member of the councilor to have investigated, at the end of the night you will recieve a report detailing whether or not they are a Power Role, but not which Power Role they may be.You may vote not to assassinate anyone. You win once the arsonist has been eliminated and once either all of the town players are dead, or nothing can stop you from eliminating all of the town players. You may use, and must submit night actions to, this QuickTopic thread: <QuickTopic thread link>.

Mafioso:
You are Joffrey Baratheon, the Mafioso. You suck, like more than the usual villain. You are simply a sociopath wearing the skin of royalty, why don’t just eat some partridge pie already. During the day you may make an accusation against someone; the candidate which reaches a plurality will be excuted at the end of the day. During the night, you may talk to your mafia partners, and vote on who to assassinate. Your mafia partners are <Mafia Member A>, the Godfather, <Mafia Member B>, the Hooker and <Mafia Member C>, the Consiglieri. The target of your factional roleblock WILL be notified that they have been roleblocked, though only the hooker will decide who receives it. You may vote not to assassinate anyone. You win once the arsonist has been eliminated and once either all of the town players are dead, or nothing can stop you from eliminating all of the town players. You may use, and must submit night actions to, this QuickTopic thread: <QuickTopic thread link>.

Arsonist:
You are Littlefinger, the Arsonist! During the day you may make an accusation against someone; the candidate which reaches a plurality will be executed at the end of the day. During the night, you may select one player to douse with wildfire, or choose to ignite all players currently douse. Dying by wildfire ignition ignores doc protection, and players will not be notified that they have been doused. During the game, you will have immunity from nightkills (you may only die by a lynch), but not night investigations. You win once everyone else is dead, and King Cyrus’ Landing is in ashes.

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PREVIOUS MAFIA THREADS AND REFERENCE POINTS (In order of most recent to least recent)

M5- threadID=1217792
M6 - threadID=1203168
M4 - threadID=1153331
M3.5 - threadID=1143397
M3 - threadID=1142133
M2 - threadID=1129589
M1 - threadID=1116382

General Mafia Discussion - threadID=1126828
Mafia How-To (new players read thoroughly) - threadID=1129840

PLAYER LIST:

1. Maniac
2. bo_sox48
3. goldfinger0303
4. phil_a_s
5. ghug
6. Mintyboy4
7. captainmeme
8. thdfrance
9. tvrocks
10. uclabb
11. Fluminator
12. Jeff Kuta
13. OB_Gyn_Kenobi
14. WardenDresden
15. RagingIke297
16. Chaqa
17. DeathLlama9
18. Yoyoyozo
19. guak

THE GAME WILL START AT 6PM EST (11:00 P.M BST) of March 21, 2015. Role PMs will be sent out shortly before this.




Chaqa (3971 D(B))
21 Mar 15 UTC
You messed up some things.

Varys' role should have been "Master of Whisperers," which is his real title.

Doctor role should have been called Maester.
KingCyrus (511 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
Why am I in this? And Vashta, you can't participate in two megathreads at the same time.
VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
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@KC: 1. Closest username to just King.
2. Yes, I can.
DeathLlama8 (514 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
So Arsonist is SK and not mafsided, right?
uclabb (589 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
Looks cool Vash, thanks! It will be interesting to have certain mafia powers tied to specific players.

A couple clarifications:
- If everyone dies (including the arsonist) does no one win or the arsonist?
- Can the arsonist be distracted?
uclabb (589 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
P.S. I'm personally not a fan of giving arsonist NK immunity. It feels a little OP
VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
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@uclabb: 1. I structured the roles so there can't be a draw. Which is why the Arsonist needs NK immunity.
2. He can be distracted. Which means either his target won't get doused or the doused won't get ignited depending on the chouce that night.
@Death: Yup. Arsonist is third party.
Maniac (189 D(B))
21 Mar 15 UTC
Star
Maniac (189 D(B))
21 Mar 15 UTC
Just before game starts, no matter which side I'm on I'm always accused of 'hedging'. This is just my style, I like to list pros and cons when building cases. Get used to it.
Jeff Kuta (2066 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
I think the QuickTopic threads provide quite a bit of insight as well. Newbies, read these so you can see some "behind the scenes" discussion.

M5 God QT
http://www.quicktopic.com/51/H/ctfJFtYW4s2y5

M5 Mafia QT
http://www.quicktopic.com/51/H/sRgxxzASxgCYH
Jeff Kuta (2066 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
Will the "protected" messages be the same if a night kill fails against a doctor-protected townie or the arsonist, or will that reveal the arsonist's identity to the attacker?
VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
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Mafia don't get a your attack failed mesaage. They simply find out if their target is still alive.
Fluminator (1500 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
Hi, I'm here. I'm the Arsonist.

Discuss.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
21 Mar 15 UTC
K.
Hellenic Riot (1626 D(G))
21 Mar 15 UTC
(+4)
Role PM's have been sent out.

THE GAME WILL START AT 6PM EST (11:00 P.M BST) of March 21, 2015.
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
21 Mar 15 UTC
So... 35 minutes?
VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
(+1)
Also, if you have any questions on your roles please PM me or HR.
#fuckghug anyone?
ghug (5068 D(B))
21 Mar 15 UTC
Bad gold. #fuckHR for being a bad copy editor.
VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
(+1)
10 minutes until game start.
Hellenic Riot (1626 D(G))
21 Mar 15 UTC
(+2)
GO!
VashtaNeurotic (2394 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
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Former President Vash floated through the vacuum of space carry his boomstick and sword surprisingly unaffected by the fact that he should be dead, and then he said “Well, here I am”. Suddenly, a strange portal opened up 300 feet away from his location. The gravity of the portal was strong and as such he was violently sucked through the portal attempting to scream, but in space no one can hear you scream, and then... darkness.

Former President Vash awoke in a dark cell, feeling the cold stone walls against his skin and the prickly straw around him. “He’s awake now!” Vash turned his head to see a strange man, about 6 feet tall with a long gray beard and a large wooden staff, he was sure he must be a wizard.

“Who are you?” Vash asked

“They called me Hellenic Riot, and you sir, are on trial for treason.”

“TREASON?!”

“Why yes, you came out of the sky and ended up impaling our good king through the heart. He died there, and now you are on trial for his death.” As he was brought out into the arena he saw a crowd of peasants shouting at him. Realizing a regular trial would be sure to end with him killed Vash stood up and screamed, “I DEMAND A TRIAL BY COMBAT!”

“Who will represent you?” asked HR

“I will fight for myself, good sir. Who dares to challenge me.” He said cocking his head to one side.

“I WILL FIGHT YOU!” cried out a gigantic man, who they called the Hound.

Soon after they fought bravely, for a long time Vash depended upon his agility and speed to avoid the Hound’s strikes, but then he looked up into the crowd and saw the most beautiful woman he could conceive of, it was quite apparent it was the princess. Fuled by the power of boners Vash jumped up onto the edge of the arena and performed a corkscrew moonsault screwing, “SWORD OF OMENS GIVE ME POWER BEYOND POWER!” and it did. His strike landed straight through the head of the Hound, securing his innocence and freedom. Still he longed for the princess. “We shall be together one day, we will.” he thought.

After a long plot to secure the princess’ love involving several flowers, five geese, three pounds of whipped cream, two chainz and three children dressed up like an adult man, they were married. Making Vash king of the land. He soon asked the other person he knew in the land, Hellenic Riot, to be the Hand of the King, he accepted. And for the next six months, everyone was happy...but then tragedy struck.

Vash was awoken one day to screams of many people in the court, and he soon ran outside to realize what the screams were about, the princess had fallen from the balcony into the main court. Attached to her body was a note addressed to the king, it read “you’re next”, for the first time in forever he felt afraid. He had heard that winter was coming, it is was quite clear that even if the weather had not completely abandoned the signs of fall, it was indeed winter in his heart. “We will find who did this.” He soon sent his trusty magistrate, abgemacht, to investigate the matter, and when the investigation was done it was quite clear that there was a plot to kill the king, a plot by members of his own council, and that in fact an arsonist who was terrorizing King Cyrus’ landing was on it as well. And Vash Wept.

A week later King Vash called a meeting of his entire council.

“Why are we here?” asked WardenDresden, “there shouldn’t be another meeting until the end of the week.”

Vash began, “I have called this meeting after hearing some disconcerting news about the circumstances of the death of my wife.” Suddenly, guards blocked the exits and the doors were locked. King Vash moved closer to the table, “It appears that my wife did not simply fall from that balcony, she was poisoned beforehand, and all signs point to there being a group of usurpers among us.”

“And what is the motive of these usurpers?” asked guak.

“We don’t know, maybe they want the crown for themselves, maybe they were hired by the kingdom of PlayDipia to overthrow our government, but whatever is their plot. They won’t get away with it.”

“And what is your plan?” inquired Fluminator.

“Simple” His Grace said, “we deliberate, and whoever we decide is guilty gets publically executed. We finish when all the usurpers are dead, or I am. Until then we are not to leave this castle.”

“Are we still allowed to get laid?” asked Chaqa

“OF COURSE!” exclaimed Vash, doing his best M. Bison impression. “Oh, and one more thing...there’s also this Arsonist around here, and well, try not to get incernerated.”

“And now we begin.” said Hellenic Riot.
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tvrocks (388 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
So... I think we shouldn't Lynch first turn. DISCUSS.
Yoyoyozo (95 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
Inb4 shitstorm.

I think we should lynch first turn
Fluminator (1500 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
Who should I douse tonight?
bo_sox48 (5202 DMod(G))
21 Mar 15 UTC
We should lynch first turn. Can we discuss something we haven't dealt with a thousand times before?
Ehhh, but more often than not that just leads to an innocent person getting killed.
@Fluminator - douse yourself.
Fluminator (1500 D)
21 Mar 15 UTC
This is WAR goldfinger!

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CommanderByron (801 D(S))
06 Apr 15 UTC
Mandatory Voting: Dicsuss
Is mandatory voting, as seen in Australia, good for a democratic society or counter-intuitive to the base beliefs of democracy? Discuss.
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