Oh boy.

For my part.

I find it almost impossible to believe that when I make satirical threads, for example, cackling over the death of children, that SOME MORONS ACTUALLY THINK I'M SERIOUS.

"Oh, he's a beast!!!!! We can't let him get away with this!!!!! Ooooooooooooo. Somebody DO SOMETHING!!!!!!! Quick! GET THE AMERICANS!!!!!!!"

I've got the conch. You have to let me speak.......

It doesn't matter if you're serious or not, the mods are fed up with it AND THEY AREN'T GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! If you could somehow avoid being blinded by your moronically imbecilic sense of humor (sorry, that should read "sense of humor"), then you might stand a chance of actually being allowed to remain on this website.....and maybe even on this board. But you seem to think that all is fun and games when you decide to go online and let off a little steam and face no repercussions for it. News flash: false.

Also, if you weren't infamous for saying all sorts of inflammatory things without EVER -- and I think I'm not exaggerating, so I'll repeat it -- without EVER contributing ANYTHING of real and serious substance, then maybe you would be .003% credible in saying "I find it almost impossible to believe that when I make satirical threads, for example, cackling over the death of children, that SOME MORONS ACTUALLY THINK I'M SERIOUS." But of course, what do I know? You're really a cuddly, lovable, serious-minded, person in real life. Oh really? Then here you're a foul-mouthed, thoughtless, cruel, empty-headed, distracting, trolling, and generally despicable LIAR!

I WAS opposed to the moderators setting up any sort of banning system at all. But given the flagrant disrespect you have shown by directly thumbing them in the eye with this comment, I no longer believe this. Well done, sir!

Maple, it's as simple as this: "Satire" of that nature is crossing a line, even if it is meant to make a good point. On top of that, you have an earned reputation of acting like this about everything, and it's hard to believe you're being anything more than the inflammatory troll you've always been when you do something like this.

First things first, this message represents my own thoughts and a personal request rather than being an official message from the mod team. Please treat it as such.

Mapleleaf, while I understand that a separate thread provides you an amusing amount of attention from the other forum regulars, was is really necessary to take your rant to an entirely new thread. The vast majority of your regular audience was in the other one. Including people who don't usually venture onto the forum as a result of the admin message. While I only speak for myself, I imagine everyone else would also appreciate it if you, and everyone else for that matter, refrained from creating threads entirely without purpose. Please consider it.
Regards,
a fellow Canadian.

In truth, most realize that the attempt of Mr. mapleleaf was indeed satire. In truth, we also realize that what we are witnessing is just a sad example of Canada's finest, no doubt...sad, bitter, jealous people, and said Canadian is no doubt just another fine example of their government education system.

We don't blame you, little mapleleaf. We understand your jealousy. We understand that you are just a sad example of your deficient environment.

None the less, when children misbehave, whether or not they believe they are right, we bend them over our knee and give them a crack on their behind until is has a nice red shine.

Most intelligent children, at this point, accept the punishment, ponder their ways, and change their behavior.

Those that don't, for whatever reason, continue to receive punishment.

Eventually, those that refuse to change are labeled sociopaths - perhaps because they truly suffer from mental illness...perhaps because they are simply evil (if you believe in such a concept).

You have reached the point of either being a true sociopath, or simply an evil person.

@damian -- Sorry if I just slandered you. No hard feelings.

still don't understand why you moderators are feeding this.

No hard feelings Krellin.
Not sure if that's directed at me dirge?
Personally I enjoy wading into this shit, its why I find the forums so entertaining.
I enjoy trying to maintain civility when nobody else wants to.
I enjoy making rational arguments that I have no faith will convince anyone.
I'm not trying to engage in this on a moderator level.

If I were to put my mod hat on, I'd suggest that y'all consider not replying to maple if you don't want to feed his responses, and encourage further trolling. If you want to reply to the thread accept that you (like me) are part of the problem.
mod hat off.
;)

Dear damian,

You are a CANADIAN.

Don't EVER say y'all again.

Thank you,
ml.

albertan.
Deal with it. :P

But in all seriousness.
We do some pretty embarrassing stuff to language in Alberta.
Though the slang here isn't half as bad as Newfoundland or even Saskatchewan.

I don't get why you all hate mapleleaf so much. His threads are very entertaining.

how are they entertaining? Nothing but drivel.

Throw a rock at Princess Allison if you get a chance. She's slime.

Maple is the short bus of webdip.

I thrilled was when she stepped down.
I've liked nothing about how she's been handling the provinces affairs.
To say nothing of her royal expenditures on her family on our dime.

But enough politics.

Now now, don't be abusive, dirge. The mods/admins will get you.

Oh, wait a minute...... you're american.

My mistake sir. I'm sorry sir.......lol....

In the interests of derailing the thread: have the PCs picked A. Redford's successor yet?

maple appears to have snorted far too much glue.

dirge, you don't snort glue. You sniff it.

Snorting glue? Wow, man. Looks like you're in a bit of a...

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STICKY SITUATION

All in favor of banning maple +1 this post (this is not a plan to get more likes by the way)

er... conduct this poll if you like but we're not looking at banning mapleleaf at this time.

All in favor banning President Eden +1 the main post.

All in favor for banning polls to ban members +1 this post.

(this is a plan to get more likes by the way)

All in favor of +1'ing this post +1 this post.

cool, i successfully derailed the derailment of this thread.

Guys, that awesome pun I just made deserves more than 2 +1s if you're going to give TMOW 5 +1s for the bullshit he's pulling.

I tried to +1 you bo but silenced instead my b

Iz cool bruh