Do it again. Try to beat your high score!

Get a job.

Enjoy the summer because in the fall if you go to college you become the lowest form of life, a freshman.

• I have a job.
• My high score is 4.3, and that was this semester, the one semester out of the eight that I really didn't try on anything or give a shit about a single course.
• I'm going to college in Illinois. I don't know what the laws are, all I know is that whoever makes them is going to be in jail someday.

The second senior year is much easier in my experience.

Quickly realize that high school didn't matter and nobody wants to talk about it anymore.

I realized that in eighth grade, thank you ghug.

What kind of high score is 4.3? Gotta get that 100, bo.

Try to make a lot of money real fast so you can retire early.

Money? Fast? Retire early? You're blissfully unaware, aren't you?

Get an 8 ball, two hookers, and a bottle or two of crystal and have the time of your life.

bo, if I may ask, what kind of college? Big state school? Small four-year liberal arts college? Technical school? Something else?

Ssorenn, I looooooove it... best advice I've ever gotten.

ckroberts, Lake Forest. Small four-year liberal arts college I guess.

Dude you'll be close to me. Sweet. Party all the time. Or better yet...I can use you as a baby sitter. Lol

Gotta make that money

If you pay me enough, I'll be happy to help. I take cash only, preferably in $1 bills but I can cash those out if absolutely necessary.

I likey the pricey

Before you hire me, though, you should know that I am a proponent of raising the minimum wage to $10/hour......

$10? Jesus that's low.

If you only knew....in time you will learn....knowledge is power, but most of what you have learned in school has nothing to do with the real world. Most important lesson is to ask for more than you would take. Oh, you already did!

What do you pay for baby sitting ghug?

Yes, I did. For that backsass, it's $12/hour. Fucker.

Still cheaper than I already pay, your hired

The money's there, you just gotta be clever. Or you could be like me and fuck off and be poor all the time.

OK, here is my for real advice, and it is as serious as anything I have ever said on this website:

It is very important that you figure out what you want to do. Maybe you want influence and power, or to be rich, or the be the best at something, or to find an easy job that allows you focus on other stuff, or to have lots of kids, or to make the world better. It might be some combination of these things.

This sounds like a cliche or so obvious as to be useless, but it's not. People have no idea what they want in the world. I didn't; I let what I thought was the right ("right") choice and others influence me too much. That doesn't mean it's wrong to not know. But this is your best chance to figure it out and start down that path.

I'm more a worker than a customer on that front, and I only really do it on occasion for family/family friends, so I charge considerably less. I was just taking a cheap-shot at the rest of the country's low minimum wage from my seat of pretentiousness here in Seattle.

Seriously? I'll go for $25 an hour if you want.

Crabapple, yeah, fuck off and be poor sounds good.

Ghug, you, taking cheap shots at the rest of the country, bragging about Seattle? NO!

See, here I am trying to be serious, and you guys are talking about handjobs or whatever.

Question: Is everyone on this site old, like celebrating 20+ years wedding anniversaries old, or young, like college-aged or below, except me?

I got you at 10, I could have offered 8 and you would have jumped. First lesson learned. Don't listen to Roberts, you have time, enjoy. You'll never get anything like your college years again. But to Roberts point, the time is finite and at some point you need to assess what's important.