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Legit quesiton for rural Americans

#1 Post by Jamiet99uk » Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:54 pm

How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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#2 Post by Carl Tuckerson » Sat Aug 10, 2019 5:51 pm

AR-15 or AK-47
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#3 Post by Carl Tuckerson » Sat Aug 10, 2019 5:56 pm

I'd like to amend my answer. I actually prefer to whip out the grenade launcher. Get 'em in a big cluster all at once so that they start tripping over each other and the next shot is easier. BANG!
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#4 Post by flash2015 » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:28 pm

Someone really need to make a movie about this. The Australians tried a while ago:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razorback_(film)

Hollywood just to add more hogs and more guns and I am sure they will be onto a winner.

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#5 Post by MajorMitchell » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:13 am

Don't mess about with kiddy guns, git ya thermonuclear bomb on a stick for added fun on fireworks night
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#6 Post by orathaic » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:42 am

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#7 Post by Carl Tuckerson » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:31 pm

flash2015 wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:28 pm
Someone really need to make a movie about this. The Australians tried a while ago:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razorback_(film)

Hollywood just to add more hogs and more guns and I am sure they will be onto a winner.
Did it go over any better than the Emu War?
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#8 Post by Carl Tuckerson » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:33 pm

orathaic wrote:
Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:42 am
Check out @gnrosenberg’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/gnrosenberg/status/ ... 84608?s=09
What a bunch of hogwash.

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Re: Legit quesiton for rural Americans

#9 Post by flash2015 » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:21 pm

Jamiet99uk wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 4:54 pm
How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
Napalm, it's the only way...
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