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Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:31 am
by Pengwinja
kingofthepirates wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:13 am
Pengwinja wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:01 am
Let me out Kirby, LET ME OUTTTT.
Poyo!
Translation: not yet, Nintendo must present a united front across all its franchises.
I turned you into Kirby, remember? I like chaos, remember? Let me out, and I will make approximately 31.415.926 more Kirbys. Kirbs? Kirbi? Keebs?

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 11:38 am
by Pengwinja
CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:42 am
kingofthepirates wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 1:07 am
Pengwinja wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 12:19 am

I tell Kirby that the opposing team stole their apples.
Kirby is angry. prepare for war.

kirby immediately re-sucks his deification abilities. He also eats the Moon Lord ability. Kirby has now gained the power of 2 franchises, those being: Kirby and The-Legend-of-the-Person-Who-is-not-the-Main-Character (Legend of Zelda). Kirby declares a new doctrine of the 'Almighty Poyo', and begins to use full Triforce and Star Allies Sparkler boosted swallow in order to use his swallow ability on CaptainFritz28. Are you ready to face the wrath of Nintendo? Because ready or not, here it comes...
Hrrm! Hngg hmjhe janfnf mmf!

(Translated from muffled screams:) I'll get you for this! Initiate ICBM gambit!
Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation
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This video will teach you everything there is about the ICBM gambit.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 12:13 pm
by DiplomacyandWarfare
I do Jurassic Queen. We are now negative rayo's number of moves into the past, conveniently right where the other rook is.
Also, I am now existing in a wormhole.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 12:49 pm
by Wattsthematter
I en passant your jurassic queen

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 12:52 pm
by Pengwinja
Diplomacy&Warfare wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 12:13 pm
I do Jurassic Queen. We are now negative rayo's number of moves into the past, conveniently right where the other rook is.
Also, I am now existing in a wormhole.
ICBM Gambit focuses on taking the queen. Massive blunder, but can be saved with the wormhole counter-gambit.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:58 pm
by kingofthepirates
kirby, having absorbed the corporate greed that is present within all comanies, including nintendo, decides that it is not enough to simply have all the abilities of nintendo franchise.... he must have MORE. Kirby is now a villain, and it is up to you to stop him before he consumes all of fiction, then breaches into reality.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 3:17 pm
by Pengwinja
kingofthepirates wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 2:58 pm
kirby, having absorbed the corporate greed that is present within all comanies, including nintendo, decides that it is not enough to simply have all the abilities of nintendo franchise.... he must have MORE. Kirby is now a villain, and it is up to you to stop him before he consumes all of fiction, then breaches into reality.
Kirby should definitely consider the moon lords offer. Remember, the moon lord made Kirby, and they can give and take away… from inside Kirby, He gives Will full control over every moon in the galaxy.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 3:37 pm
by Pengwinja
Wait, I’ve been going about getting out of here wrong. Kirby now has corporate greed for power, but there is one thing that overrides this lust for power. KIRBY’S HUNGER. I offer Kirby a 1000^153 patty hamburger, with more than 112351221591273509490 gallons of melted cheese, and any toppings he wants. Oh yeah, and NONE OF THE TOPPINGS WILL SPILL OUT.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 4:09 pm
by kingofthepirates
Pengwinja wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 3:37 pm
Wait, I’ve been going about getting out of here wrong. Kirby now has corporate greed for power, but there is one thing that overrides this lust for power. KIRBY’S HUNGER. I offer Kirby a 1000^153 patty hamburger, with more than 112351221591273509490 gallons of melted cheese, and any toppings he wants. Oh yeah, and NONE OF THE TOPPINGS WILL SPILL OUT.
You, sir, have yourself a deal. Pleasure doing business.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:24 pm
by CaptainFritz28
I play the "Tariffs&Taxes" chess expansion pack, introducing government regulation and competing against Kirby's corporate greed.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:24 pm
by DrFidelis
CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:24 pm
I play the "Tariffs&Taxes" chess expansion pack, introducing government regulation and competing against Kirby's corporate greed.
I hit you with my MEDICAL MALPRACTICE BEAM now that the apple's protective effect has worn off after 24 hours.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2024 9:21 pm
by DiplomacyandWarfare
DrFidelis wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:24 pm
CaptainFritz28 wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:24 pm
I play the "Tariffs&Taxes" chess expansion pack, introducing government regulation and competing against Kirby's corporate greed.
I hit you with my MEDICAL MALPRACTICE BEAM now that the apple's protective effect has worn off after 24 hours.
I activate counter-relativistic counter-time counter-counter-dilation by throwing a banana at your medical malpractice beam. Radioactive elements now decay at (pi^3)x speed.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:02 pm
by Pengwinja
I deliver on my promise to Kirby. I even give him a 50% coupon on his next purchase at any store.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:16 pm
by Wattsthematter
Pengwinja wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:02 pm
I deliver on my promise to Kirby. I even give him a 50% coupon on his next purchase at any store.
Kirby’s enrage buff is activated when Home Depot does not honor the coupon upon his attempt to purchase a table saw and 50 foot spool of copper wire

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:21 pm
by kingofthepirates
I fianchetto a pop tart, and pet a cat.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:25 pm
by Pengwinja
Wattsthematter wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:16 pm
Pengwinja wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:02 pm
I deliver on my promise to Kirby. I even give him a 50% coupon on his next purchase at any store.
Kirby’s enrage buff is activated when Home Depot does not honor the coupon upon his attempt to purchase a table saw and 50 foot spool of copper wire
I think you are going to regret trying to tell Kirby what they can or will do.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:30 pm
by Pengwinja
kingofthepirates wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:21 pm
I fianchetto a pop tart, and pet a cat.
I saw fianchetto, and then i realized that this used to be chess.

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:32 pm
by kingofthepirates
Pengwinja wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:25 pm
Wattsthematter wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:16 pm
Pengwinja wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:02 pm
I deliver on my promise to Kirby. I even give him a 50% coupon on his next purchase at any store.
Kirby’s enrage buff is activated when Home Depot does not honor the coupon upon his attempt to purchase a table saw and 50 foot spool of copper wire
I think you are going to regret trying to tell Kirby what they can or will do.
Pengwinja is correct. As the avatar of Kirby, the emissary of the pink blob, swallower of worlds, consumer of gods, and lover of food and discounts, I have become an Avatar of Wrath (0-2-5). Beware, punny servant of electricity! You have incurred the unending and infinite wrath of a pink blob with an insatiable appetite!

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:33 pm
by kingofthepirates
Pengwinja wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:30 pm
kingofthepirates wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:21 pm
I fianchetto a pop tart, and pet a cat.
I saw fianchetto, and then i realized that this used to be chess.
These are 2 actual moves from the legendary r/anarchychess game!

Re: Anarchy Chess

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:34 pm
by Wattsthematter
Uh oh. Everybody has to pause for a dance break, the white queen has submitted paperwork for divorce!