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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#61 Post by The Minister of Silly Walks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:02 pm

Squigs44 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:53 pm
Claesar wrote:
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I announce a DMZ of the following territories:

North Atlantic Ocean, Heligoland Bight, Gulf of Lyon, Western Med, Silesia, Galicia, Amenia, Eastern Med.

Anyone who enters one of these provinces will immediately receive a declaration of war from me.
I accept all except for the DMZ in Eastern Med. I really want to be in Eastern Med in Fall 01.
Sure ya do, France.
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#62 Post by Minister of Silly Walks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:04 pm

e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:01 pm
Squigs44 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:59 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:56 pm


I must respectfully disagree :D

It is much more fun to play as yourself, but convince all others that you are actually impersonating yourself - which would mean that they assume your true country is another one.
How many layers of WIFOM will you go? Im gonna guess now that you arent even close to England.
Look deep into your heart, and shave off all the layers with Occam's like a pedicure for a shoeless caveman.
My razor says I should write in there for entertainment only, without any thought given to the actual agreements when entering the moves

- with due respect, Kaiser und Konig und a completely different minister of silly walks
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#63 Post by e.m.c^42 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm

I'm going to take the DMZ as real regardless, since even if for some reason none of y'all are in this area, the actual players will go with it as long as we all accept it to be true.

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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#64 Post by The Minister of Silly Walks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm

Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:04 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:01 pm
Squigs44 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:59 pm


How many layers of WIFOM will you go? Im gonna guess now that you arent even close to England.
Look deep into your heart, and shave off all the layers with Occam's like a pedicure for a shoeless caveman.
My razor says I should write in there for entertainment only, without any thought given to the actual agreements when entering the moves

- with due respect, Kaiser und Konig und a completely different minister of silly walks
If you are truly the Germans, then what is your reaction to this!

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

P.S. Only the British have access to this advanced technology, so you know that I'm the true England.
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#65 Post by Minister of Silly Walks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:09 pm

e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm
I'm going to take the DMZ as real regardless, since even if for some reason none of y'all are in this area, the actual players will go with it as long as we all accept it to be true.
The real France has a totally different opinion, since a DMZ with both England and Germany is effectively a roadblock to any expansion. And a DMZ in Galicia is plain nonsense.
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#66 Post by Minister of Silly Walks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:11 pm

The Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm
Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:04 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:01 pm


Look deep into your heart, and shave off all the layers with Occam's like a pedicure for a shoeless caveman.
My razor says I should write in there for entertainment only, without any thought given to the actual agreements when entering the moves

- with due respect, Kaiser und Konig und a completely different minister of silly walks
If you are truly the Germans, then what is your reaction to this!

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

P.S. Only the British have access to this advanced technology, so you know that I'm the true England.
<sounds of dying of laughter and dropping out of the game>
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#67 Post by e.m.c^42 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:12 pm

Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:09 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm
I'm going to take the DMZ as real regardless, since even if for some reason none of y'all are in this area, the actual players will go with it as long as we all accept it to be true.
The real France has a totally different opinion, since a DMZ with both England and Germany is effectively a roadblock to any expansion. And a DMZ in Galicia is plain nonsense.
France, swap out the Bur DMZ for a triple?

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#68 Post by The Minister of Silly Walks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:13 pm

Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:11 pm
The Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm
Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:04 pm


My razor says I should write in there for entertainment only, without any thought given to the actual agreements when entering the moves

- with due respect, Kaiser und Konig und a completely different minister of silly walks
If you are truly the Germans, then what is your reaction to this!

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

P.S. Only the British have access to this advanced technology, so you know that I'm the true England.
<sounds of dying of laughter and dropping out of the game>
Joke warfare. Gets 'em every time.
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#69 Post by Squigs44 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:15 pm

e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm
I'm going to take the DMZ as real regardless, since even if for some reason none of y'all are in this area, the actual players will go with it as long as we all accept it to be true.
Lol, you are probably Germany, making me think that England is gonna DMZ so that I will try to go EC as France for the advantage. I'm telling you right now, it isn't gonna work. The English Channel will not be violated!
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#70 Post by Squigs44 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:18 pm

e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:12 pm
Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:09 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm
I'm going to take the DMZ as real regardless, since even if for some reason none of y'all are in this area, the actual players will go with it as long as we all accept it to be true.
The real France has a totally different opinion, since a DMZ with both England and Germany is effectively a roadblock to any expansion. And a DMZ in Galicia is plain nonsense.
France, swap out the Bur DMZ for a triple?
I'm confused. Are you suggesting that Bur is not DMZ'd and that a Western Triple occurs?
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#71 Post by e.m.c^42 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:18 pm

Squigs44 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:15 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm
I'm going to take the DMZ as real regardless, since even if for some reason none of y'all are in this area, the actual players will go with it as long as we all accept it to be true.
Lol, you are probably Germany, making me think that England is gonna DMZ so that I will try to go EC as France for the advantage. I'm telling you right now, it isn't gonna work. The English Channel will not be violated!
Hey now...

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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#72 Post by e.m.c^42 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:20 pm

e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:18 pm
Squigs44 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:15 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm
I'm going to take the DMZ as real regardless, since even if for some reason none of y'all are in this area, the actual players will go with it as long as we all accept it to be true.
Lol, you are probably Germany, making me think that England is gonna DMZ so that I will try to go EC as France for the advantage. I'm telling you right now, it isn't gonna work. The English Channel will not be violated!
Hey now...
Well, if you're going to think I'm Germany, I'm saying that I reject the DMZ in favour of a Western Triple, yes. Especially since it seems like we've had no openly Eastern countries posting yet lol

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#73 Post by Minister of Silly Walks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:21 pm

The Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:13 pm
Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:11 pm
The Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:07 pm

If you are truly the Germans, then what is your reaction to this!

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

P.S. Only the British have access to this advanced technology, so you know that I'm the true England.
<sounds of dying of laughter and dropping out of the game>
Joke warfare. Gets 'em every time.
Joke warfare was banned in a special session of Geneva Convention. Now everyone is obligated to declare war upon you, but no earlier than they reveal your true identity.
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#74 Post by e.m.c^42 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:22 pm

Not gonna lie, I keep on seeing meme there at the bottom and wondering if he's in the game and not talking, in which case I'm fucked since he's much better at press-influenced gunboat than me lmao

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#75 Post by Minister of Silly Walks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:23 pm

e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:20 pm
Especially since it seems like we've had no openly Eastern countries posting yet lol
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#76 Post by e.m.c^42 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:24 pm

But speaking of quiet players, I do hope Yigg pops up some time, public press whiz he is.

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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#77 Post by e.m.c^42 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:25 pm

Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:23 pm
e.m.c^42 wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:20 pm
Especially since it seems like we've had no openly Eastern countries posting yet lol
-with due respect, Kaiser und Konig.
Austria, is that you?
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#78 Post by The Minister of Silly Walks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:25 pm

Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:21 pm
The Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:13 pm
Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:11 pm


<sounds of dying of laughter and dropping out of the game>
Joke warfare. Gets 'em every time.
Joke warfare was banned in a special session of Geneva Convention. Now everyone is obligated to declare war upon you, but no earlier than they reveal your true identity.
I hate to break it to you, Minister, but by 1901 that session of the Geneva convention was not even a dot on the horizon. If you say that neither was The Joke, then you should stop believing old propaganda films
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Re: Forum Public Press Game Thread

#79 Post by Minister of Silly Walks » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:32 pm

The Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:25 pm
Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:21 pm
The Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:13 pm

Joke warfare. Gets 'em every time.
Joke warfare was banned in a special session of Geneva Convention. Now everyone is obligated to declare war upon you, but no earlier than they reveal your true identity.
I hate to break it to you, Minister, but by 1901 that session of the Geneva convention was not even a dot on the horizon. If you say that neither was The Joke, then you should stop believing old propaganda films
Well, it is gonna be soon. I am calling out to everyone on the map to organize in some place - Switzerland is impassable, so some other place may do - and ban joke warfare, or there will be no country left except the one ruled by the presumed England - and don't just hope you are that country!
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#80 Post by e.m.c^42 » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:33 pm

Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:32 pm
The Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:25 pm
Minister of Silly Walks wrote:
Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:21 pm


Joke warfare was banned in a special session of Geneva Convention. Now everyone is obligated to declare war upon you, but no earlier than they reveal your true identity.
I hate to break it to you, Minister, but by 1901 that session of the Geneva convention was not even a dot on the horizon. If you say that neither was The Joke, then you should stop believing old propaganda films
Well, it is gonna be soon. I am calling out to everyone on the map to organize in some place - Switzerland is impassable, so some other place may do - and ban joke warfare, or there will be no country left except the one ruled by the presumed England - and don't just hope you are that country!
This wants to give me an aneurysm.

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