Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

[LordQuas]

##Vote Dsmo666 just in case.

LordQ is probably the real SK tho.

If he's town he can fuck off.

suck my nuts kid, I was being voted by 7 people for something out of my control and like 3 stated they were never moving

I contributed far more to town in that position then most ppl have contributed all game

[LordQuas]

No, fuck it.

##VOTE LORD QUAS

NO SANE TOWN CLAIMS SK LIKE THAT

good to know your inner turmoil is alive and well

[LordQuas]

now you can go cry yourself to sleep tonight jamie and say it was my fault that I got lynched and you're a really good mafia player

it's ok

[LordQuas]

y'all doo doo lol

ghug was the best of you

[Jamiet99uk]

now you can go cry yourself to sleep tonight jamie and say it was my fault that I got lynched and you're a really good mafia player

it's ok

I am a very good Mafia player. Many would agree.

I'm indifferent as town, mind you.

[brainbomb]

PLEASE HOLD PHASE ENDS

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Vote Count Day 4

LordQuas (7) damo666 Durga Jamiet99uk bozotheclown Nephthys Foxcastle DemonRHK
Durga (1) worcej
damo666 (1) LordQuas
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[brainbomb]

(At Machu Picchu, 1507, Locals are gathered around)
(Russell Crowe enters)

Pachacuti: To what do we owe the pleasure of a celebrity in Peru?

Russell Crowe: My name is Terry Thorne. I am a hostage negotiator. I was hired by Meg Ryan to find Askia of Songhai. I was told you have him in your Incan Prison.

Pachacuti: I am pleased to meet you Terry but you are clearly Roman, and a movie star from the future. I do not understand what you mean. I am a humble Inca King.


(Queen Elizabeth arrives with Enrico, Amanitore, Jadwiga of Poland, Enya of the Celts, and Harald of the Vikings.)

Queen Elizabeth: No. Bring forth the Prisoner. ##CALL PACHACUTI where are the prisoners?

Pachacuti: Okay. Okay. Why are you calling me i'm right here.

(Askia is brought forward)

Askia of Songhai: The jails here are nice. Plenty of fresh cooked fish, minimal meth use, and only a few stabbings. Overall not that bad. 8/10 stars.

Queen Elizabeth: Have they tortured you? ##CALL ASKIA WERE YOU TORTURED? (holds out a teddy bear) SHOW ME. On the bear, show me where they tortured you!

Askia of Songhai: I mean… they let me listen to Gucci gang, they gave me plenty of diet mountain dew… It was ok.

Queen Elizabeth: The psychological damage they've done to this man is immeasurable.

Pachacuti: If were done I have a spaceship to catch.

Queen Elizabeth: Yea, sit back down Pacha. Incas never make it to space in history. And nobody wins a sci victory in the 1500’s.

Russel Crowe: Let me speak to the hostage. I want to grill him. Im a negotiator.

Queen Elizabeth: You're a jackass.

Askia: Is that what they do in Rome? Barbeque the enemy? Sounds like a miserable kingdom.

Jadwiga: I made coffee. Guys lets all have a nice hot cup of Peruvian Black Diamond. It's delicious.

Pachacuti: Fine. yes coffee would be nice.

Queen Elizabeth: Yes. what a great idea. SEIZE HIM! ##CALL JADWIGA, Was this coffee organic? What was the order of operations this coffee was made? Would you say it was fair market price? Speak fast.

Jadwiga: Yes. Yes! All that, Totally.

(Pachacuti is strapped to a board and Queen Elizabeth holds a pot of boiling hot Coffee over his face)

Harald: If we burn him to death we learn nothing.

Pachacuti: Askia is a liar. I never put him in Jail. I just… took him to our concept restaurant with bars. Its meant to LOOK like a jail. but it's just a concept. like Denny's, only with meth stabbings.

Harald: Okay, do it.

Queen Elizabeth: Die scumlord! ##CALL COFFEE POT Are you hot enough to kill a man?

(silence)

Coffe Pot: Why yes… I'm boiling. Of course madam. Wouldn't it be better to bash him with a kettle? one of those black non stick ones.

Queen Elizabeth: Coffee POT are you trying to ##CALL the Kettle black.

Pachacuti: Let me die. Seriously… ##Call Death please come end this.

Queen Elizabeth: I choose…
life instead.

(A woman on a pegasus horse rides into Maccu Piccu)

Catherine: Russia has used cheat code. We now have Pegasus. My cossacks will destroy America.

Russel Crowe: I don't think so. You dirty Russians ruined everything. You made Tatu, you colluded to get Trump elected, and worst of all, You are a barbarian in disguise.

(Yanks her hair)

(Yanks harder)

Catherine: Are you done yet? I’m real Russia is not barbarians.

Amanitore: GET HER

(The others rush Catherine and she is torn to shreds, her Pegasus flies away terrified)

Lord Quas has died he was Catherine the Great, Czarina of Russia, Town Bulletproof

[DemonRHK]

He really hardclaimed SK as town. What the actual fuck.

[Nephthys]

lol

[DemonRHK]

Welp, this has been a pile of bullshit.

SK, whoever the fuck you are, if you miss scum we all lose.

[Foxcastle]

Right. Shit. So masterclass in "how not to reaction test"...

I guess it's all in the hands of the SK anyway.

My scumteam is Damo, DemonRHK, and probably Bozo, although he's the weakest of the three. I have no idea who the SK is at this point, then.

[Nephthys]

So to confirm where things stand,

4/3/1

Damo looks hardscum RN
SK hits damo
I don't think anyone townreads him now after bozo's was conditional on LQ being scum.

Fox is going to save Jamie
Jamie reads Fox
Trackers tracks Fox

Fox being an SK requires too many leaps and too much luck on his part.

Bozo outed as SK
If he doesn't kill scum we can easily lynch him and throw the game to scum.

[Jamiet99uk]

Holy shit, what a stupid misplay.

[Jamiet99uk]

@Foxcastle

Like it or not, can you confirm you'll Docsave me.tonight?

[Nephthys]

##CALL GM, is America guaranteed to be in the game?

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YOU MAY NOW POST

[Jamiet99uk]

Bozo outed as SK
If he doesn't kill scum we can easily lynch him and throw the game to scum.

How is Bozo outed as SK?

[brainbomb]

LordQuas has died he was Catherine the Great of Russia, Town Bulletproof

(for bot)

[Nephthys]

Bozo outed as SK
If he doesn't kill scum we can easily lynch him and throw the game to scum.

How is Bozo outed as SK?

Quas made a good point about he instantly discounted the claim