Mafia 41 - Sid Meiers Civilizaton Mafia - Official Game Thread

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PLEASE HOLD PHASE HAS ENDED

[LordQuas]

I said I'm quite busy. I'm DJ at a party in a bar, happening now.

What are the questions? State them in your own words.

1. Your voting history.
2. Vecna's scumlist
3. Your early game play

Forget 4. I don't agree with it.

None of those are questions.

fucking lol

[CrimsonFox]

##VOTE DARG

okay fox that vote sucks

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FINAL VOTE TALLY DAY 3 MEDIEVAL ERA

dargorygel (6) worcej CrimsonFox LordQuas Nephthys bozotheclown Foxcastle
Foxcastle (4) flash2015 dargorygel Jamiet99uk DemonRHK
Jamiet99uk (1) damo666
LordQuas (1) Durga

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Meanwhile in the Medieval Era...

1453
On the battlefield in Bordeaux

John Talbot: Archers at the ready, let's send these French assholes back to where they came from!

Soldier: France?

John Talbot: yes. Let's send these sons of bitches back to France!


(A horseman arrives)

Horseman: Commander Talbot! the French have laid siege to the town of Castillon! They have an extraordinary artillery camp, and are heavily fortified and including some 300 guns.

John Talbot: What do we have?

(A giant warp portal opens, and Queen Elizabeth, Enrico Dondalo, King Kamehameha, Qin She Huang, Pachacuti, Hojo Tokimune and Russell Crowe emerge)

John Talbot: What is this wizardry! Archers on me! Protect me!

Russel Crowe Dressed as Robin Hood: I am robin of locksley, here to serve the king.

Queen Elizabeth: Pah. that won't be necessary Russ. Today we will rewrite history.

Horseman: How do you plan to do that?

Queen Elizabeth: By destroying France! France is the cause of all problems in history of course.

John Talbot: You are graceful and fair madam, and your judgement is impeccable. I commend thee. How do we finally destroy the French?

Queen Elizabeth: We have to kill them all, and take Paris for ourselves, for British glory. But first let's see if we can offer them wines, coffee, and a non aggression pact in exchange for a huge sum of their gold.

Enrico: No, that's… not why we came back to here. We came back because Catherine de Medici died after time travel and like yay, were solving stuff.

(Messenger arrives)

Messenger: Crazy news! A horde of barbarians was seen on the battlefield. But you aren't gonna believe what else we saw.

Queen Elizabeth: What else did you see?

Messenger: Click here to find out more!

Enrico: Is this one of those clickbait things?

Messenger: You won't believe what just happened in France!

Enrico: We will, how about you tell us?

Messenger: Click here to see what Catherine De Medici’s spicy vacation to Lyons was like!

John Talbot: Something is wrong! There is another army out there on the field.

Qin She Huang: Who is that? Those are not barbarians...

John Talbot: Immortals? Is that Persia? What the hell, I thought that was obsolete like 1500 years ago.

Enrico: Persians?! Like the cat? Oh I love the smushy faces of Persian cats.

John Talbot: No, it's not cats. They're all dead. And someone is doing bombing runs over the area. With flying aircraft!

Queen Elizabeth: We are too late. But at least the French are destroyed! Castillon is liberated.

John Talbot: Those were my men in there…

Queen Elizabeth: They died with honor.

Kamehameha: Ohana. They shall not be left behind, let us gather the bodies from the battlefield. We have failed here today.

John Talbot: Ohana?

Enrico: Its from Lilo and Stitch. We couldn't come up with a very deep bench of world leaders, don't mind these people. If this were Venice we would have already stopped America. We stop people all the time in Venice trying to sneak in, pimps, drug dealers, and some of these folks are good people but a lot, well a lot of them are real real bad. Trust me. There will be an investigation into what happened today. And I can tell you that it really doesn't look good for America.

Queen Elizabeth: You sound pompous and stupid like America.

Enrico: Fake news. Please. I've read your emails, I know all about the Queen Elizabeth foundation, and the illegal server you used.

Queen Elizabeth: Illegal Server?

Hojo Tokimune: It is known Queen Elizabeth was a liar and a traitor.

Queen Elizabeth: Qin, shoot this idiot.

(Qin She Huang presses a button and morphs into a Chu Ko Nu, he shoots Hojo repeatedly)

Queen Elizabeth: massclaim my ass.

dargorygel has died he was Hojo Tokimune the Mafia Ninja!

[worcej]

YOU ALL ARE FUCKING WELCOME!

[Nephthys]

Hell yes, go us, and we didn't even risk killing the town doc

[LordQuas]

YOU ALL ARE FUCKING WELCOME!

ez self clear lads

[LordQuas]

bozo and damo are next on the chopping block for me

[Foxcastle]

##VOTE DARG

okay fox that vote sucks

Uh, no. I've made it clear I'm willing to save myself.

Besides, if I'm scum, I just bussed the fucking ninja instead of working to gin up any of the counterwagons that others proposed.

[worcej]

YOU ALL ARE FUCKING WELCOME!

ez self clear lads

I take pride in sniffing out scum and leading the charge to one of their deaths.

[LordQuas]

YOU ALL ARE FUCKING WELCOME!

ez self clear lads

I take pride in sniffing out scum and leading the charge to one of their deaths.

hey hey we both did

[Jamiet99uk]

Good work!

[LordQuas]

ez self clear lads

I take pride in sniffing out scum and leading the charge to one of their deaths.

hey hey we both did

I mean technically I didn't vote darg earlier but I was shading him

[Nephthys]

I take pride in sniffing out scum and leading the charge to one of their deaths.

hey hey we both did

I mean technically I didn't vote darg earlier but I was shading him

As the first person to scum read him don't leave me out ;P

[LordQuas]

8 v 2 v 1
town v mafia v sk

I'm liking these current odds a lot better, unless the mafia hit the sk there's almost certainly two town deaths tonight tbh

[LordQuas]

hey hey we both did

I mean technically I didn't vote darg earlier but I was shading him

As the first person to scum read him don't leave me out ;P

yeah but I don't think you need any clearing

[DemonRHK]

Hmm. Well, good job guys. I was wrong on scum being happy with the lynch.

It still feels odd however. If he was scum, why wasn't there any movement to Foxy?

[Nephthys]

##Vote Foxcastle

Guys, scum isn't voting, THAT MEANS THEY WANT THE CURRENT LYNCH.

They must really love to troll then, maybe Ghug is still scum.

Can we lynch Ghug next?

[LordQuas]

Hmm. Well, good job guys. I was wrong on scum being happy with the lynch.

It still feels odd however. If he was scum, why wasn't there any movement to Foxy?

UHHH CHIEF

WHADDYA MEAN WHY WASN'T THERE ANY MOVEMENT TO FOXY