Re: MAFIA 43 - GAME THREAD
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:30 am
Patience my friends, give Jamie some time to sleep
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Patience my friends, give Jamie some time to sleep
Can't you just unplus one by clicking it again?Durga wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:49 amI'll take the mod kill but only if attorney is mod killed for tricking me into thinking he was jamiet :p
Free loss.
10/10e.m.c^42 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:35 am______________________________________________________
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BREAKING NEWS--LEAKS FROM THE MINDS OF THE MAFIA
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THURSDAY, March 7th, 2019
mafDip Insider
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The following content was a hidden transcript found inside our local Mr. Neph's sqiggsalad. He reported to us he was shocked beyond reproach, and quickly maneuvered himself like any other self-respecting man with a top hat to the nearest, and deemed most trusteth newspapers center—the mafDip Insider.
"It was truly shocking to my dear heart", as quoted, "since I had not a single clue to what was about to happen!"
We fed him some spam and more squigsalad, and he calmed quickly.
[Begin Transcript]
"Oh, how utterly dreadful" sighed the most esteemed mafia goon BB, lurking from peterbot. "I've perished from committing suicide through spam inhalation."
Out of the mysteriously deep, dark void comes a voice of enlightenment:
"no u" -atto
The distant words of "fuck off" float in as Durga pokes BB. BB is starting to feel nauseous from sodium overdose, as he was consuming "Glorious Spam! 500% Additional Sodium" edition. [Editors Note: We've tracked down a local documentation of such a product. Image added for readers' reference: https://pasteboard.co/I4ppIae.png]
Neph bites Squigsalad, again, and Squigs begins leaking maths juice.
"Please stop", Squigs politely requests. "The percentage of your accurate reads over the number of believers in my #truetowniness calculates to 13.29% of the total GDP produced by the local tabloid mafDip Insider."
Neph licks Squigs instead.
In the meantime, using incognito mode and with his online status safely hidden, Flash flashes himself. He doesn't pick up on the hidden implications as he's too old.
Ike laughs in glee as his nefarious quick!Tombomb weed-meth mix starts setting in. He's getting rather hungry. He thinks he should eat xorxes, but xorxes is dead. Maybe some spam....spiked with Refined Essence of Tom. "Yes", he says, nodding to himself. "That ought to do the trick."
Vapor is walking by, but as he's vapor he gets easily contaminated with Ike's secondhand smoke. Vapor is confused.
[End Transcript]
The remaining sections we could not recover and decipher, as it had been too thoroughly soaked in various liquids.
EMC reporting for mafDip Insider, signing off.
Lol just because everyone said they'd be shook if I was.Nephthys wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:36 amFree loss.
Although to be fair, we made a hefty mistake. Someone else should have claimed non-con.
I didn't want to cause it undermined GF to go against it. I guess I should have just rolled with it.
Entertainingly, all of brains outburst was true, I was the only one not to bus him
There was a microscopic chance that I could have pulled something off.
I honestly thought that Percy was trolling, then he wasn't and I was sad