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Marketing tips
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:52 pm
by Proton45
Hey, share you marketing tips!
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:58 pm
by diplomat61
Tip 1: make it clear what you are marketing
Tip 2: make it clear who you are marketing to
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:21 am
by BobMcBob
Tip 3: Don't do it on the forum.
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:27 am
by diplomat61
Tip 4: don't make spelling mistakes in your copy
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:18 am
by Octavious
I recommend getting to Marke early and scouting out for some metallic surfaces. A church bell is perhaps too obvious, but you will find a wide variety of vehicles and shop signs. Produce a small hammer (I'd suggest a toffee hammer, ideally made of copper or brass) and lightly strike the metal for the desired result. Variety is key, and a few hours of experimentation will undoubtedly produce a ting that will send shivers down your spine.
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:30 am
by BobMcBob
Dang, that was smooth! I didn't even know he was a spammer until I clicked the link. Wait, I didn't click the link. Oh well, maybe it was obvious after all.
(Somebody ban this guy).
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
by TrPrado
Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:03 pm
by dargorygel
Tip 6: when you throw the painting, make sure the corner hits something squishable.
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 10:02 pm
by Vaporwave
TrPrado wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting
of a half-naked woman or a spaceship
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:18 pm
by BobMcBob
TrPrado wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting
Tip 5.1: If you can't find an oil painting, make one yourself. I hear that olive oil is pretty easy to paint.
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 1:19 am
by dargorygel
BobMcBob wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:18 pm
TrPrado wrote: ↑Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:38 pm
Tip 5: Always throw in a complementary oil painting
Tip 5.1: If you can't find an oil painting, make one yourself. I hear that olive oil is pretty easy to paint.
Popeye always thought so....
(Am I too old?)
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 3:52 am
by Matticus13
Tip 7: If the painting hits something unsquishable, repeat tips #5 and #6 until an oil painting remains completely intact. If potential client is struck, continue to strike potential client until they agree not to press charges, or until they cannot recall who hit them with an oil painting.
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:03 am
by Matticus13
Note: Throwing of additional paintings/beating may not be necessary if painting strikes a potential client who qualifies as *squishable*
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:58 pm
by yuuki
diplomat61 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:27 am
Tip 4: don't make spelling mistakes in your copy
Actually spelling mistakes may be a good thing depending on your audience
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 5:05 pm
by lynapareso
Yeah
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 5:06 pm
by lynapareso
Thanks for these marketing tips, I read them with passion.
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2023 8:39 pm
by dargorygel
Replacing the letters, "Marketing" with the letter, "Q", enables you to refer to the whole process as "Q-tips", which helps in ear-canal cleaning as WELL as selling paintings.
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 6:38 am
by lynapareso
Speaking of marketing, if I had to sum it up in one sentence, I'd say: turn vision into results with
Hello Pareto.
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 10:14 am
by learnedSloth
This is the first time that I see an advertising bot get +1 from a mod.
Re: Marketing tips
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2023 8:00 pm
by dargorygel
I thought she was adding to my jokes