M1024: Panhandlin' [GAME THREAD]

[Bonatogether]

ghug is scum again

[damo666]

##vote The

[TheFlyingBoat]

Let's not kill Jamie right now.

Why him over me given your stated position on him?

[Bonatogether]

damo and flum are being cringe

we remain on par

[TheFlyingBoat]

##vote The

Facepalm

[ghug]

Let's not kill Jamie right now.

Why him over me given your stated position on him?

You've been unimpressive, your Kak shit was weird, and Jamie asked me nicely.

[TheFlyingBoat]

My wagon is bad but at least I’ll be freeeeee

[Bonatogether]

tfb self vote

[Bonatogether]

no balls

[Jamiet99uk]

Fuck off I'm town

[TheFlyingBoat]

tfb self vote

Self votes are cringe

[brainbomb]

Please Hold Phase has Ended

[brainbomb]

Kestas Final Vote Count

Were VISIBLE GUYS
WERE FINALLY VISIBLE
LETS NOT MESS THIS UP

TheFlyingBoat (4) rdrivera2005 Fluminator ghug damo666
Jamiet99uk (3) bozotheclown Bonatogether TheFlyingBoat
rdrivera2005 (1) worcej
KoalaAttack (1) KoalaAttack
Kakarroto (1) Hamilton Brian
bozotheclown (1) Jamiet99uk

Please message with any concerns or notice of any errors.

[brainbomb]

Somewhere near Beaver Dunes State Park
Oklahoma Pandhandle, 1878

Mel Gibson: Okay, ill see your 20 and raise you…. 50

Tom Cruise: I fold like a poor person trying to join my church. I'm out.

Sylvester Stallone: Waz Glable Raz Tewnny if you cant stawp hittib me was that uppercut. Cant see the kurds right now chief.

Mel Gibson: Im sorry is.. is he okay? hes losing a lot of blood

Gene Hackman: He's fine. Just keep playing and feeding me the goddamn cards.

Tom Cruise: Maverick is leaving soon. once I get that hot waitresses number

Mel Gibson: No Maverick is staying

Tom Cruise: No, I am Maverick. I flew here in an F-18 with intel that somewhere in the panhandle there are nuclear warheads being moved in. And I plan to take out those warheads. No matter what. Even if I have to take strawberry shortcake as my wingwoman.

Gene Hackman: Oh shut up already. Everybody knows your only maverick because the coffers come calling to pump more wasteful spending into the military industrial complex. Its a crock of shit.

Sylvester Stallone: I wasz jus Nid a drank bec my mouf is so sore from getting beaten by people out here.

Mel Gibson: Hey, somebody get this guy a water and a towel this is disgusting i'm pretty sure his lip fell off… oh man he's bleeding all over the cards.

(Kestas enters)

Kestas: Friends, welcome. I figured if I was going to have a true poker game I would need every maverick I could find.

(John McCain enters, back to life)
John McCain: Gentlemen. it's an honor to be here. Im John McCain and I approve this message. I crashed four B-17s and a Blackhawk helicopter to be here but I am ready - deal me in.

Mel Gibson: John, this… it is an honor. you're supposed to be dead! wow! And here in Oklahoma playing poker with us. I'm speechless.

John McCain: Save your emotions for the game Maverick.

Tom Cruise: Three Mavericks at one table. This is too
much. I better pray to Xenu for wisdom. My thetan levels feel low today.

Kestas: I'm sure you all have important things to discuss. Good luck in the poker game gentleman and whoever loses first gets a special surprise…

Gene Hackman: What is the special surprise? For Christ's sake.

Kestas: Whoever is bluffing this hand, dies.

Mel Gibson: Yea I fold. I had nothing.

John McCain: Thats because youre a little bitch

Mel Gibson: Excuse me? I was in the patriot.

Gene Hackman: I'm gonna blow up the building. I can't listen to this anymore.

(suddenly raptors, scientologist warlocks, emperor palpatine, oklahoma Sooners fans and scantily clad cheerleaders rush into the room and random exotic dancing begins. Tom Cruise puts on the mask he wore in eyes wide shut and runs around the room yelling Fidelio over and over. Mel Gibson throws a table at someone. Stallone starts punching Nazis, A giant panda rushes in and in the fray someone dies from death by trampling)

TheFlyingBoat has died he was Reanimated John McCain a Vanilla Townie

Night 1 has begun
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[Fluminator]

Ah well, sorry TFB, if I had more time to think I would have remembered you voted Kak.

I guess Kak's vig claim backfired? lmao
I'll still take this.

[Hamilton Brian]

Bad time to be walking and trying to follow along with this at end of day. I’m confused though; what happened because from the bought page, it looked like Kak fied.

[ghug]

I'll take 1 for 1. Sorry boat.

[ghug]

Let's do a survey!

Question 1: What will happen if I ##Vote Bozotheclown ?

ghug goes down to only one vote and bozo goes up to one vote

but looking at the vote count I remembered Koala's reaction. I mean, the computer thing looks funny and such, but I'm very estranged that his own personality is locked behind something and cannot be activated by us. I first thought that it was a reaction test to see if anyone would want the real Koala, but with that lock certainly not.

also his brainbomb impression is extremely lacking. Brain would've posted more and brought out theories and tried to make people react. Instead Koala talks about brains birthday that just happened (on that note: happy birthday again, dear brainbomb) but not much more. I don't like it, feels too much like a smokescreen to hide behind.

Also I don't like his bona vote. Bona is a bit silent in this game, but I get good vibes from him. ##vote Koala Don't hide behind a wall of smoke.

I feel like this makes bona look good.

[ghug]

There's a little part of me wondering if Kak was actually removed from the game in advance of his death, given that he went completely silent.

[ghug]

Flum and damo both asserted Kak's towniness very early.