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Finished: 03 PM Thu 16 Jul 20 UTC
This Is Hat Penis
1 day, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring, Hidden draw votes
1 excused missed turn
Game won by notmischa (153 D)
08 May 20 UTC Spring, 1901: Free brownie points if you can guess the reference!
11 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1901: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
17 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
17 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1902: Hi everyone I'm pretty new to all this but I figured I'd enter a match for fun
20 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1903: Hey! Welcome to the thunderdome
24 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
25 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
25 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: Greetings and salaam, effendi. The glorious people of the Ottoman Empire have a new Sultan in command - come and join us for a cup of coffee and a baklava and let's discuss our relationships.
27 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: Peoples of Europe! Hear me!

Ye fools! See ye not the danger upon thy very doorstep?! Russia and Austria, in their festering pact of filth and tyranny, together command 15 supply centres, and if Turkey falls, will already have the 18 to be unstoppable! Cease fighting amongst thyselves and look East to the danger that is clear and present and growing! Germany, cease thy folly! Shouldst thou invade France today, it spells thy doom tomorrow!

Peoples of free Europe! TO ARMS! AND TO THE EAST!
27 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: I tried but I got Frenchied from the west!! lol
27 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: I'll still let you go east if you want.
27 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: Which way are the Germans going?
27 May 20 UTC Spring, 1904: Ummm east.
29 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
29 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: Whut the hell England
29 May 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: New England!
01 Jun 20 UTC Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
14 Jun 20 UTC Autumn, 1906: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
20 Jun 20 UTC Autumn, 1907: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
22 Jun 20 UTC Autumn, 1907: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
29 Jun 20 UTC Autumn, 1908: GameMaster: nygman123 was banned: Repeat multi. The time until the next phase has been extended by one phase length to give an opportunity to replace the player.
Remember to finalize your orders if you don't want to wait, so the game isn't held up unnecessarily!
04 Jul 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Question: who created this game and why is it called "This Is Hat Penis"
04 Jul 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Not me, but I figure it is a play on "happiness."
04 Jul 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: ahhhhhh
04 Jul 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Close. There’s a song I like and the main lyrics goes “this is happiness!”
04 Jul 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Makes sense enough
08 Jul 20 UTC Autumn, 1909: Moderator: (goldfinger0303): Unpaused. Apologies for the delay. If you are facing any issues please contact us at webdipmod@gmail.com
11 Jul 20 UTC Spring, 1910: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
12 Jul 20 UTC Spring, 1910: Good game everyone. Not the ideal set up I wanted; I wanted to try something new and extend into the northern oceans. Well played by everyone.
15 Jul 20 UTC Sorry yall

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Austria
notmischa (153 D)
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 35 D
21 supply-centers, 16 units
England
GalahadIII (1939 D)
Survived. Bet: 0 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Germany
NEdenfield (424 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
6 supply-centers, 7 units
France
Redesdale (234 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Italy
Telboy203 (35 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Turkey
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Russia
Scrib (156 D)
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
Civil Disorders
Kaiser Nikolaus Jäger (100 D)England (Autumn, 1904) with 3 centres.
Lord Drizzle (102 D)Russia (Autumn, 1907) with 2 centres.
Suck on the Kick Stick (tm) (90 D)France (Spring, 1910) with 2 centres.
violetjazz (151 D)Turkey (Spring, 1904) with 3 centres.
nygman123 (0 D X)Russia (Autumn, 1908) with 0 centres.
Eliminaish (100 D)England (Autumn, 1902) with 4 centres.
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