Masters of Europe - 5 - webDiplomacy

Vom Kriege, Buzdolabı Klimaoğlu, Ienpw_III, Hannibal76, Creigh, Jacob, Lord JTAL

27 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: GG everyone. Have fun!
27 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: Looking forward to the game :)
27 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: Looking forward to seeing your names at the end of this :)
27 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: bonus luckus
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: So far I've been super straight forward with everyone here but apparently cunts are on the prowl and friends who were told openly of intentions bothered not to do the same for me
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Welcome to the game of diplomacy, don't take it too hard or personally
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Not talking about you btw. Rather, the ppl who could've mentioned the move was coming. Ah well
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: We’re going with “cunts” after the first move?! Settle in boys, gonna be a long-ass game lmao...
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: ;)
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: ;)
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: "I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it"
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Could be a very short-ass for some...
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Probably lmao
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Let's be honest here you have to be at least 10% cunt to actively engage in this game. Cunt and proud over here
28 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: FYI - I’m at work today and super busy. I may not be able to answer messages until 6 or 7 hours from this message. Good luck with your diplomacy and please don’t make nasty plans against me while I’m busy working!! Hahaha
06 Feb 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
06 Feb 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: What the hell since when can you just leave??
06 Feb 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: Vote to pause until a replacement can be found
06 Feb 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: Am I missing something? Who left?
06 Feb 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: MOI
06 Feb 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: lmao
06 Feb 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: Hm, alrighty false flag everyone back to treachery and falsehood
06 Feb 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: Let's ready up to get this thing going
09 Feb 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
09 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1903: Why i joined this game?
09 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1903: Maybe because you saw the looming EG behemoth and thought you could single-handedly fight it off?
09 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1903: No I forgot viewing the game and joined directly
16 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Going out drinking...messages from me in the morning
16 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Yoooooo wink odd my assss
16 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Wassup Leo her Dixon bitchezzzzz
16 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Hey turkey buddy you should move your fleet to Smyrna, trust me, I'm looking out for you :)
16 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Fuck my message make no sens lmao
16 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Going to bed. Hopefully better in the morning
16 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Anyone else seeing the turn countdown at 3 days?
16 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Weird when I refresh I see 10 hrs
16 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: But still 3 days
16 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Never mind it's good now
24 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1906: The Reich will return and last a thousand years
03 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1908: Good game everyone. England and Austria, can you both please vote draw? England, you came close to a solo but I’m sure you can see we have a stalemate position. You won’t be able to get to 18.
03 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1908: My vote is in. England is the holdout. May need some convincing.
03 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1908: Let the convincing begin. ;)
04 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1908: There's nothing to convince, lol. We control the stalemate line. It's already a foregone conclusion.
04 Mar 20 UTC	Spring, 1908: You may be right! Honestly, I don't have enough experience with the game (and therefore the stalemate line(s)). I'll likely play a turn or more until I become "convinced". After I get into LIV (which you can't stop), there may be more paths to victory - or perhaps you are right and it makes no difference. If I need to draw, I won't be overly disappointed - I've enjoyed playing with both of you (and that extends to the other players too - good group and very civil). :)
11 Mar 20 UTC	That will do it.
11 Mar 20 UTC	Hahahaha
11 Mar 20 UTC	Turkey, you messaged me and talked shit way too early ENGLAND IS LORD OVER THE LIVING AND THE DEAD
11 Mar 20 UTC	You fucking idiot
11 Mar 20 UTC	Gg folks good game would love to play with ya'll again
11 Mar 20 UTC	That was a bit much. If we had the ability to plug Tuscany in time, we did have a stalemate line. Unfortunately, we didn't have the resources available in time, and England was an able tactician to find the chink in the armor and is worthy of congratulations.
11 Mar 20 UTC	Thanks Austria et al. I wasn't entirely sure that there was an avenue for a win in this one, but I'm glad that I didn't concede the opportunity to try. Very good group of players. I apologize to everyone that I wronged in this one - particularly Germany and Italy. Special thanks to Austria for being extremely gracious! :)