cool game: redux - webDiplomacy

CrescentFrosh, Woodard, altilly, Kwalatative, currymaster9000, tynandouglas, BadPat

04 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: why does this app not have a fucking notification system
04 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: I know, i’d be interested in getting on an messaging service where we all just make accounts and use that. But it was hard enough to get everyone on here to start.
05 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
05 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: Sigh
05 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: Ugh i have done too much stuff for this
05 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: As in planning moves
05 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1901: Well we still have one more opportunity
07 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: What is the meaning of this "pause" young diplomats
07 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: I believe it is due to retreat orders needing to be issued.
07 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: ah-hah, of course. talley-ho!
08 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: you can tally my hoes whenever you want
08 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Tally ohhhhh
08 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Spawn yo shit
09 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Fun fact: Italians have the smallest penises out of all European countries
09 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: If someone doesn’t spawn I, Prince Henry, will spam the world with shitposts
09 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: I did not inhale
09 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1901: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
11 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1902: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
12 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1902: I find it problematic that Abhi doesn't occupy the Gulf of Lyon
13 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1902: I find it problematic that North Africa is included on this map
14 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1902: Whoever enters North Africa will feel the wrath of austria hungary
14 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1902: colonizer scum
14 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1902: ggs
14 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1902: I come to you in distress. This may be my last Spring without your help. I may only have 1 unit left, but I will use it to give you a cutting edge over your enemies if you give us Austrians a fighting chance. I'll be retreating to Silesia, let me know which movements you'd like me to support.
14 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1902: fuck me I didn't mean to send that to global
14 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1902: fuck it I might as well make it an open invitation
14 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1902: LOL
14 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1902: LOL
16 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: Fuck everyone that isn’t Austria
16 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1903: Fascist fucks
20 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: holy shit i am so bad
20 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: i thought attacking with two units is the same as support + attack
20 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: LOL
20 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: low-key Turkey is a military genius
20 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Turkey is a slippery snake
22 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Let’s draw fine sirs
22 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: I propose we make a union
22 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: That I’ll leave in 7 decades
23 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
23 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: It’s unclear to me whether Turkey is now bot controlled or just inactive
24 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Yeah, what does left mean?
24 Jan 20 UTC	Autumn, 1904: If you guys all press “draw” something magical happens
30 Jan 20 UTC	Spring, 1906: I didn't press draw which is what caused me to lose
02 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1906: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
03 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1906: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
07 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1907: It might be a war crime that England survived longer than Germany lmao
07 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1907: Benefits of being an island in the corner haha
07 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1907: yeah i was definitely jealous of England positioning in the early game, but prospects for expansion looked rough (see: Abhi's 53 failed convoys)
09 Feb 20 UTC	Autumn, 1908: GameMaster: Game was extended due to at least 1 member failing to enter orders and having an excused missed turn available. This has un-readied all orders.
09 Feb 20 UTC	GG