Bay View Brawl II - webDiplomacy

Tbone777, edcetera, asm, turnippickle, MKECharlie, bplus, crossfire

30 Mar 10 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Worth a shot..
30 Mar 10 UTC	Autumn, 1904: Russia died doing what he loved, shelling Berlin.
31 Mar 10 UTC	Autumn, 1904: God bless his cruel heart.
02 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1905: $20 and a drive to the north suburbs of Chicago... Hmm... http://windycityweasels.org/news/135-in-or-out-codcon-is-coming
02 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1905: I need Italy to hold the line against Turkey for now
02 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1905: o rly?
02 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1905: Probably should've thought of that about 3 turns ago...
02 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1905: No, you're fine.
02 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1905: All of Italy is burning.
03 Apr 10 UTC	Spring, 1906: Just wait until the Swiss guard sees all these foreign troops looming over the Vatican. One quick phone call home, and the mighty hordes of Switzerland will surely come to the rescue. Any day now.. Yep, any day now..
05 Apr 10 UTC	Spring, 1906: Aaaaaaany day now.
06 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Stupid lazy Swiss.
06 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1906: You left Italy with Albania?
06 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Just punishment for his crimes. Live in Albania, Italians. Live in Albania.
07 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Albania and Prussia are now like Livonia and North Africa in the last game. ('cept this makes more sense; Livonia was pink last time.)
07 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1906: So do these games start going faster as more players are eliminated, or does it get slower as everyone tries to scheme with everyone else?
07 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Yes.
07 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1906: (Jokes aside, IMO, it goes faster)
07 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1906: I agree. Usually 1901 takes the longest, I think. In the board game, they say to allow 1/2 hour for initial negotiations before spring 1901 orders, and 15 minutes between each round after that.
09 Apr 10 UTC	Spring, 1907: Then again, sometimes it gets complicated later in the game too...
09 Apr 10 UTC	Spring, 1907: I think that may be more true in winner take all games too.
10 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1907: It truly is amazing that we survive as a species.
11 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1907: Eh, we're still pretty young..
11 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1907: holy shit.. 25 SC's http://webdiplomacy.net/board.php?gameID=14649
11 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1907: Saw that on the forums. Looks like he was taking over countries in civil disorder at the end there, but pretty impressive nonetheless.
14 Apr 10 UTC	Spring, 1908: Oh no, not Albania!
14 Apr 10 UTC	Spring, 1908: Begone, last vestiges of Dweezil The Betrayer®
17 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: My children have no wine!
19 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: Oh no, not Albania!
19 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: It was always mine. My precious.
19 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: For the love of God, let us now draw.
19 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: Excuse me, for the love of Allah.
19 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: I say we hold our stalemate line and force you two to claw each others eyes out for our amusement.
19 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: You know all games we play should end in a three way draw between me you and finley. destroy the austrians while i make popcorn.
19 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: We were thinking the same thing about our side of the stalemate line. (It's a beautiful thing, though, isn't it? 17-17)
19 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: Do you have a formal stalemate line on your side? I know we do, but I haven't really examined your position.
19 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: How about fuck off and call a draw?
19 Apr 10 UTC	Autumn, 1908: You know i haven't either, I have been so involved in making our stalemate line i never bothered to look to see if they had one. I do know ours doesn't require 17 units to hold, leaving us with a strike force we could send thru to wreak havok on you guys if you don't have a stalemate line.
19 Apr 10 UTC	Belgium and Holland and Denmark are going to look sexy as fuck in pink.
19 Apr 10 UTC	ohh look, a strikeforce.
19 Apr 10 UTC	What I meant, of course, is "Hey guys - nice stalemate line. Let's call a draw on this one so we can get another game going. Andy wanted to play again, and Dan and I talked to lobo, who said he was down for another."
19 Apr 10 UTC	Either that or crush me between you and Turkey and let's be done with it. Your call.
19 Apr 10 UTC	I vote crush him.
19 Apr 10 UTC	Actually Turkey is the most vulnerable right now, with all those fleets and nowhere to go with them. his fighting strength is narrow at best.
19 Apr 10 UTC	<3 dweezil.
19 Apr 10 UTC	For example, you could take Moscow and Sevastopol from him right now, without so much as a whimper of defense out of him. With assurances that Germany wouldn't stab you in the back. He could take Rome from you, but with all those fleets and units scattered to the west, the rest of bulgaria and his home territories would be severely threatened by your armies.
20 Apr 10 UTC	The dream of a German Mediterranean fleet is over.
20 Apr 10 UTC	Dude, I don't even care. I'll just hit "done" every round. Let's move on.
20 Apr 10 UTC	I guess I am fine with a four way draw.
20 Apr 10 UTC	Someone start a new one.