Finished: 06 PM Tue 23 Apr 19 UTC
Private The Great Jumbo
1 day /phase
Pot: 245 D - Autumn, 1913, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by mdfwowmom (199 D)
06 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1904: LOLZZ
07 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1904: The die is cast
07 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1904: Tragedy! French people cry out in rage as their beloved Marseilles has fallen into Italian hands. The French president's response: "I have one regret in life: not destroying the Italians when I had a chance." Now, the French people foam at the mouth, rabidly awaiting war and revenge. Further developments as they arrive.
07 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1904: France is dead! Long live Italian France!
07 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1904: Breaking: The citizens of French-occupied territories in Iberia, Germany, the low countries, and Great Britain clamor for Italian liberation as the French Central Command is humiliated over the loss of Marseilles and surrounding area; reportedly, the dissidents shout "Italia shall make us free! ITALIA FOREVER!"
07 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1904: When the French are done sacking Rome for the hundredth time, we'll see who is laughing, petty pizza man.
08 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1904: When did the French ever sack Rome?
08 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1904: Well Germanic tribes, but yeah
08 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1905: no, France invaded Italy in 1400s
08 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1905: no, France invaded Italy in 1400s
08 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1905: Are you proud of kidnapping the Pope?
08 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1905: Very much so
08 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1905: I'm Catholic so I can say that lol
08 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1905: By Turkey's suggestion, I will commence making diplomacy fan-fiction!
08 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1905: Are you sure it was Turkey and not France who suggested that
08 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1905: Indeed
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1905: and so the Austro-Italians won...
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1905: Not just yet
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1905: France will fight to the bloody end
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1905: Breaking news: France wet its collective pants
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1905: Breaking: Military blunder in Tyrolia costs French sovereignty over Munich. French High Command acknowledges mistakes and wants to change its approach. French citizens continue to rally in support of the strong autocracy in Paris. Volunteering for military service skyrockets as the Italians secure control over Spain. The French president states in response: "I am truly blessed to have such a loyal people. We will triumph against our enemies and make them cower in fear against the might of the French heart!" More updates as they come...
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1905: Lessons from this game of Diplomacy
-People you cannot trust and must smite immediately regardless of the context: Robert
-People you can trust: Michael F.
-People you can trust until you can't: Sachin, Brendan
-Wild Cards: Caeden, Mark, Michael D.
-Being a best buddy is something earned, not deserved
-DMZ'ing the English Channel never really means DMZ'ing the English Channel
-If someone tells you they want to draw, they really are saying they want to stab you in the back later on
-What happens when you press the "draw" button
-The only effective alliance is one that involves Robert and Michael, no one else
-The French people respond will to a strong autocrat #ancienregimemorelikedankregime
Things to improve on
-Responding to private messages
-Supporting from Tyrolia into Munich
-Not trusting Robert
09 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1905: #givethemtheirtoysandtheyllbelikepuddyinyourhands
09 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1906: Lessons from this game of Diplomacy
- People you cannot trust: Brendan
- People you can never trust: Brendan
- People you can never trust goddamn it caeden stop making the same dumb mistake: Brendan
09 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1906: I played this whole game without betraying anyone who wasn't already dead. And all I got in return was 3 knives in the back.
09 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1906: My knife was dull because I failed
09 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1906: Lolz
09 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1906: Lol @Caeden
09 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1906: Umm wut @Russia
09 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1906: "who wasn't already dead"
09 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1906: though, I do apologize Germany
10 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1906: No you don’t lol
10 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1906: Yea remorse is an ill advised sentiment in this game
11 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1906: Marseilles: We want Italian freedom! Down with the French oppressor!
11 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1906: "The war situation has developed not necessarily to our advantage"
13 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1907: France's doom is hastened by her arrogance. She will be humbled by the United forces of the continent.
13 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1907: I’m glad you found a just cause for attacking me, my friend. Also, does that mean Austria and Russia made peace?
15 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1908: Survey: who here likes France?
15 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1908: We're pretty cool
15 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1908: Just sayin
15 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1908: Friend us on insta
15 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1908: Or don't
15 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1908: That's cool too
15 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1908: (I'm lonely)
15 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1908: Lolz
17 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: Ultimatum of 1908: Let it be noted here and known henceforth that the French High Command intends to seek no further aggression against its neighboring states. Any further threats to French sovereignty will be deemed as unprovoked attacks that will be meant with defensive measures. The French president invites his neighboring brothers to join him in unity and peace.
17 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1908: Tell me how defensive measures are different from offensive measures and I'll
consider
19 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: Today marks the official surrender of the French High Command. From henceforth, any further aggression will be duly noted as an act against humanity in history forever.
19 Apr 19 UTC Autumn, 1909: Tell me how this changes the gameplay
19 Apr 19 UTC Spring, 1910: england may be dead but wales lives on forever

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Austria
mdfwowmom (199 D)
Won. Bet: 35 D, won: 245 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
Italy
robertkaplan (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 35 D
15 supply-centers, 16 units
France
bmamorin00 (371 D)
Survived. Bet: 35 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Russia
Pillagr (102 D)
Defeated. Bet: 35 D
Germany
mdaniels5757 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 35 D
Turkey
Mark Choi (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 35 D
England
Caedium (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 35 D
Civil Disorders
Pillagr (102 D)Russia (Autumn, 1908) with 0 centres.
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