Finished: 09 AM Mon 02 Jul 18 UTC
Private Playernight Karman Battle Royale 2.0
1 day /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1907, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Italy welcomes all other sovereign leaders, and is hopeful that through clear communication, and displays of friendship, we can turn the 20th century into one known for peace, tolerance, and goodwill between all European nations.
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: I'm sending a message somewhere?
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Oh hey Italy. Sup.
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Good day from England. We will be exploring West to find "the new world". Enjoy your squabbling.
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Italy welcomes all other sovereign leaders, and is hopeful that through clear communication, and displays of friendship, we can turn the 20th century into one known for peace, tolerance, and goodwill between all European nations.
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Italy sends its best wishes to England, but does believe that the New World was found around 300 years ago, as it is currently the spring of 1901.
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Who wants to trade for steel?
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Wololol
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: @Italy, stay in your lane.
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Le ha, le ha, le ha! Questque cest les gray poupon!
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Wololol
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: not sure why my messages are sending twice :(
19 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1901: Tres annoying
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: “I know I have the body of a weak, feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too…I myself will take up arms, I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field.”
– Elizabeth I, Speech to the Troops at Tilbury.
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: As a crisp Autumn dawns upon continental Europe, Italy applauds all European nations for going a whole summer without a bloody conflict. It does have concerns over Turkey and Russia's aggression in the Balkans which historically has been a challenging region to control. Italy encourages both Russia and Turkey to think of future generations and how history will remember them.
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: If anybody is looking to sell some Frankincense I will be making a trip through the Mid-Atlantic Ocean to the Aegean Sea over the next 5-6 turns.

The Frankincense trade lines my pocket books but late nights and dope harpsichord tunes are my life's mission.
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Italy is hesitant about a foreign power entering the Aegean, you will fuck up all my fish...
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: It's a trade and cultural mission bro. I bring good vibes and wealth in exchange for exotic spices.
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: <Rust Techno Intensifies>
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Imperii Romani tu autem oriri iterum sacrilegos porcos
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Germany gets it. Leather and Wub Wubs all round.
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Italy is confused. We do not believe Germany asked us anything, and we mostly certainly have said things.
20 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Hostility! I denounce you!
21 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Geez, I even heard Du Hast on the way home.
21 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: As the British Empire embarks into the winter months and the days get shorter it can't shake the distinct feeling that time stands still. Maybe it's the recent and sudden mobilization of all nations, maybe it's the 24h fake news cycle, or maybe, just maybe it's a side effect of the rumoured electromagnetic wizardry that Italy's Augusto Righi is working on.

All England knows is that Italy is up to something sneaky.
21 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Geez, I even heard Du Hast on the way home.
21 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1901: Italy is up to no such sneakiness, we are a proud and brash people who do not play silly childrens games.
21 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1902: Geez, I even heard Du Hast on the way home.
22 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1902: Most interesting
22 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1902: “I cannot lead you into battle, I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else, I can give you my heart and my devotion to these old islands and to all the peoples of our brotherhood of nations.”
– Elizabeth II, 1957 Christmas Broadcast to the nation.
23 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1903: What cruelty! My dream for the North is disarray as I was beset upon by not one but two foes! Italy and Austria take heed, the actions of France are controlled by the menace of England! Russia my brother, I have failed you. I could not protect the border and I fear the pink terror will be soon at your shores.

Germany as a nation is broken. But as a band of mother fucking shot disturbers, we’re totally open for business yo! Hire some perturbed Germans to wage wars of annoyance on friends and foes alike!
23 Jun 18 UTC Spring, 1903: Germany would also like to note that the official UN translators are garbage
24 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1903: Italy mourns for the German people, a proud nation of great renown. We offer our newest territory of Munich as a refugee haven for your people. Let no land dispute the generosity and caring spirit of the Italian people, we who are ordained by god and lead by the most noble and divine pope, Pope Nicholai Kirkwoodius.
24 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1903: Italy mourns for the German people, a proud nation of great renown. We offer our newest territory of Munich as a refugee haven for your people. Let no land dispute the generosity and caring spirit of the Italian people, we who are ordained by god and lead by the most noble and divine pope, Pope Nicholai Kirkwoodius.
25 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1903: “I’m glad we’ve been bombed. It makes me feel I can look the East End in the face.”
– The Queen Mother in 1940 after Buckingham Palace had been bombed.
26 Jun 18 UTC Autumn, 1904: Italy eyes Britain suspiciously "It looks like your glorious queen seeks to re-establish her empire"

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England
Airless (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
12 supply-centers, 10 units
Italy
Nick.Kirkwood (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
11 supply-centers, 12 units
Turkey
Taters (114 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
6 supply-centers, 5 units
France
Handsome Jon (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
2 supply-centers, 2 units
Germany
Lefur (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
2 supply-centers, 1 units
Russia
Bixbite (101 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Austria
scabs (113 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
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