28 May 18 UTC | Spring, 1: Best of luck everyone! |
28 May 18 UTC | Spring, 1: Indeed! |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 3: Egypt has made a grave mistake in forsaking its Persian alliance. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 3: This was the message from Persia: "I will GLADLY intentionally lose and create an early super power in Greece just to fuck you over." This spiteful plan has borne out. How dare Persia suggest we were allied. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 3: Don’t try that shit Egypt. You approached me first about creating a dmz with Petra Jerusalem and tyr. You broke that. Not me. And. I was a result you’ll be first out of the game. Bye Felicia. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 3: Did actually, with no trace of irony, really just say "Bye Felicia"? Sweet Jesus. Greece is going to turn you inside out well before Egypt goes down. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 3: Look at my set of moves. Italy. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 3: I'm not seeing anything particularly threatening to anyone on the board. I can bounce you out of an attack on me. Greece can bounce you out of an attack on them. And Egypt can bounce any combination of attacks and supports you throw at their mainland. The only thing you can take is Crete. Which, well, woopty do. You'll still be knocked out before anyone else. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 3: I won’t be attacking Greece. Clearly your Roman intelligence abroad has fed you false information. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 3: The latest love-letter to me from Persia: "Now you’re going to get fucking ass raped by Greece with my help. Maybe you shoudl think further than one move out next time, retard" |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 3: I really want Greece to betray Persia and not attack Egypt at all, just for the lulz. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 4: Well looks like he did just that. A foolish thing to do considering he could have had Sidon with my help. Really tired of playing with people who have third grade intelligence. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 4: It must be tiring when you're only sixth-level intelligent. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 4: Blimey the world is certainly split into quarters! |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 4: Anyone who is half intelligent could have figured out that I would be retreated to Sidon. If the goal was to kill me that was not the way to do it. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 4: Anyone who is half intelligent could have figured out that I would be retreated to Sidon. If the goal was to kill me that was not the way to do it. |
30 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 4: Egypt is a buttered English muffin and Greece is a vat of honey. |
31 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 5: Everyone up for a 4-way draw after Persia's out? |
31 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 5: I would back this wholeheartedly. |
31 May 18 UTC | Autumn, 5: Please fucking do. Can’t wait to be out of this game from you people. Plus until a game ends I can’t get my credits refilled so you’ll be doing me a favor. |