Finished: 02 PM Tue 15 May 18 UTC
Private Tom Foolery
18 hours /phase
Pot: 35 D - Autumn, 1912, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by It's milk and eggs bitch (155 D)
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: VRRRRRRMM
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: VROOM VROOM
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: THE SOUND OF THE ENGINE PROVES MY TESTOSTERONE
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: THE SIZE OF ITS WHEELS RESEMBLE HIS DICK
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE VOLUME OF ENGINE AND SIZE OF WHEELS DIRECTLY CORRELATE TO LENGTH AND GIRTH OF PENIS, RESPECTIVLY
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: SICK GUITAR SOLO TO ACCENT STATISTICAL TRUTH BOMB
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: AS WELL AS THAT THE STRENGTH OF ITS HEADLIGHTS IS PROPORTIONAL TO THE STRENGTH OF HIS SEED
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: *VIOLENTLY PLAYS HARMONICA
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE VIOLENT CAPABILITIES OF A HARMONICA
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: SICK RIFFS, BORTHER
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: INDEED BRETHOR
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: hey uh if you want my motorcycle I've got one I'm not a huge fan of
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: IF YOU HAVE TWO MOTORCYCLES
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: YOU CAN TIE THEM TOGETHER AND HAVE A CAR
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: CAR
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: IS THAT LIKE A PRIUS
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: INDEEEEEEED
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: THOSE ARE FOR PUSSIES
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: A PRIUS, BUT WITH MORE PENIS
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: KEEP YOUR MOTORCYCLE
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: ;-;
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: WAIT
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: I NEED ONLY THE ONE CROTCHROCKET
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: WHAT IF YOU TIE ONE LEG TO EACH MOTORCYCLE
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: TWO COUNTING MY PENIS
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: ...THAT MIGHT BE COOL ACTUALLY
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: if you only took what you needed you wouldnt have much now would you
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: LIKE... LIKE MOTORCYCLE SKIIS
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: like, for instance, PARIS

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: PARIS IS ALL PUSSIES. FRANCE IS JUST WUSSES
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: WHY DO FRENCH TANKS HAVE REAR-VIEW MIRRORS?
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: TO SEE THE ENEMY
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: anyway I'll give you my motorcycle if you let me have brest
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: WHAT'S THE FRENCH BATTLE FLAG?
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: A WHITE CROSS ON A WHITE BACKGROUND
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: WHY DOES LIGHTNING STRIKE FRANCE?
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: BECAUSE IT ALWAYS TAKES THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: 'cuz we're high af
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: I am sorry but it does seem that Germany has gone crazy, I think we should draw the game to get him a nice cone of his favorite ice cream to calm him down.
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: no u
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: OH SHIT YOU GOT DESTROYED NEVERMIND FRANCE WE COOL
08 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: :B1:
09 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: gg mates
09 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: so about that draw
10 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: Italy and germany- wipe out the others for a three-way draw?
10 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1910: I would say I get what's left of turkey and italy gets whats left of england- sound good?
11 May 18 UTC Autumn, 1911: Aight
12 May 18 UTC Spring, 1912: Lets draw?
14 May 18 UTC You already won so can you not move more into my territory?
14 May 18 UTC Gelato isn't vegan?

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Germany
Won. Bet: 5 D, won: 35 D
20 supply-centers, 15 units
Italy
CactusKenny (232 D)
Survived. Bet: 5 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Austria
ame4686 (100 D)
Resigned. Bet: 5 D
7 supply-centers, 5 units
England
Defeated. Bet: 0 D
France
Osspial (139 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Turkey
Absent (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Russia
FireCracker23 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
ame4686 (100 D)Austria (Spring, 1912) with 10 centres.
JackieKuhn (100 D)England (Spring, 1904) with 6 centres.
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