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Finished: 06 PM Wed 08 Nov 17 UTC
Private RHYME TIME III
2 days /phase
Pot: 35 D - Spring, 1908, Finished
Classic, Public messaging only, Anonymous players, Sum-of-Squares Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
27 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1906: And how will you be crushing me England?
Explain you plan. Is it real or is it bland.
Sure looks like you stand a better shot of watching germany get big
And he will just solo no matter how deep of trenches you dig.
We tried to get you Warsaw.
You ignored us in epic flaw
27 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1906: Only one power stands to gain Vienna
Budapest
Trieste
Serbia
You have to be stupid if you think hes exclusively serving ya.
Everything left to take is his.
You dont have to be brilliant or a wiz
Just look at the map
The future is all germany
His promises are crap
27 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1906: France I will offer you support to Venice. Help us dismantle the big brown menace.
27 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1906: with all of this description i concur
i gave you support to warsaw
this game could be over in a blur
rid old germany from your craw
28 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1906: Ohh hear how the wankers sqwalk.
Yelling on Their trash Talk.
Germany has always been for three
England , France and Me,
28 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1906: As for me
I long to see
The first to stab
Then do a dab.
28 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1906: A dab good grief what a disgrace.
Dab and I punch you in the face.
But with likes like that
Explains why Russia i in last place.

Though Turkey Stabbing Austria
Would be a sight to see
I dont think it will come
From the big three.
30 Oct 17 UTC Spring, 1907: Ukraine needs to think Pink.
As armies from Moscow move south
Warsaw to shout encouragement
With his big mouth.

France supporting you
Supporting me
This is the best thing.
To keep Rome and Venice free.
There is a spare army in Burgundy??
30 Oct 17 UTC Spring, 1907: Move it to munich
Or this game will remain
Pathetic
30 Oct 17 UTC Spring, 1907: Munich may not rhyme
But im a diuretic
30 Oct 17 UTC Spring, 1907: You are a diuretic and its
Like the name you give us the shits.
Like diuretics are pathitic
Your rhymes are not magnetic
Just a little tragic
and much like poor mans magic.
Time it is a wasting
Stab Austria dear Turkey
and then its you we will be basting.
Then you can stop playing this lesson in liguistics.
30 Oct 17 UTC Spring, 1907: Germany and move are in and its it done
so hello Ukraine here I come
30 Oct 17 UTC Spring, 1907: Well thats great
Turkey and I just got a classic stalemate
Now with all his wasted fleets
I’ll just have to wait until germany and turkey meet
30 Oct 17 UTC Spring, 1907: relax turkey i got your back
the confident weiner's are quite wack
with your army there in armenia
you can hold sev for eternia
30 Oct 17 UTC Spring, 1907: the question of course that's begged to arise
is when Eff and Eee will do the math
get off their well appointed ass
and stick some needles in Germany's eyes

the three of you (E, F and G)
can't do much to remove turkey
so at the most, and not the least
you'll four way draw with the german beast

let me offer you a sweeter deal
four way draw with me and my team
Germany will be stuck with the peel
this is a much more cathartic meme
31 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Austria, Im sending reinforcements to hold Rumania should our front collapse
The dialogues of our enemy has declined and lapsed

:)
31 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Austria have you considered Vie to Tyr?
Sometime in the next year?
If you do, send galicia at Bohemia
This position of theirs favors germany only
Hes merely deceiving ya
Fear not, I wil never betray you
Weve forged a fun alliance thats true
Their alliance is weak
Look at Blue
Hasnt posted in years
Hasnt grown in ages
Theres plenty of press from 4 of us
But no blue on these pages.
Thats a shame. So many units with nowhere to go.
What will france do as only germans grow?
Austria hang in there and gunboat this fool
His allies-are holding position to make him their tool

Germany has forces on his back, ripe and ready to stab
Hes meat for eventual betrayal
Its just veiled in meaty slabs

You wont ever die and I will ensure you are in the draw
Rumania will be fully defended
This is their strategic flaw
31 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Turkey of course has wonderful food
i thank you sir for being a cool dude
31 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: when Warsaw falls to English guns
perhaps France will stir some aged puns

of course England too could quickly skate
on frozen dutch canals, t'would be great.

Sweden next, then Berlin --
won't be much, just a little sin
31 Oct 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: as for me, i'll get filthy creative
and poke apart this german native
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Austria you fool
you think I drool
over Poland's capital
when I could get Sevastopal
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: This game is about allies and if you not your history
France Germany and I will make you misery
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: do the math freak
sev can't be beat
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Ohhh man
yes it can.
The only hope you have
Is to pray for a non existant stab

And to my english dear
I shall move from the nordic state
leave them so they can build ikea.
And I will deliver AUST/TURK on a plate.

France hold true
soon there will be lots for you
To do
and SC spree
I forsee for Thee.
Maybe In one year
but definately less than three.
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Or Turkey kill off the AUST/HUN
and join a four way draw
Just for fun
But you need to do it now if not before.
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Hi Germany you want support
just tell me where you want to port
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Hold Ukraine,
then to gain
SIL to Galacia
Lets break Austria's fachia.
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Frances silence
is brooding violence.
Though to Aust and Turkey
It may seem a little quirkey

Con is the capitol of turkey
and conning is his game
but when yellow turns to blue
we three will be too balme.
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Blame ..
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: I blew the rhyme and thats a shame.
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Blue cant even ready up his orders
You think his armies will ever be in my borders??
He hasnt sent press since 1901
What kind of ally is that? How is that fun
01 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Turkey your press is fake news
France has posted and is on a cruise
they will be visiting soon in the med
and will send you without food to your bed
02 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Oh dear oh dear
The time is near
The end for germie is here
I fear
02 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: PIE to VEN support by rome
Will leave the Asurtian far from home
Your views are less than salient
where do you build ohh you can't.
02 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: disband your shit, you filthy devil
make way for the fleets of herman melville
02 Nov 17 UTC Autumn, 1907: Mar looks good for building armies
attacking aust without a qualmy (?)
04 Nov 17 UTC A france NMR
That speedy mercedes
Is a broke down car
And to think the WT was going so well
I will be laughing my ass off
While hes burning in hell
04 Nov 17 UTC If he fails to return
A lesson must be learned
Even if he CDs
I will chow on his centers
As I please
04 Nov 17 UTC Turk my man your rhymes are the shit
this french dude's colder than a witches tit

bring out the coffin, hire the wailers
G's gonna get boned with an English sailer
04 Nov 17 UTC AT if words were swords
Yours would be blunt
France missed a build
No big deal you little......runt. ( yes could have been but not lol)

You will see
Britian is true
to the Pink Brown and Blue
I think you will have to agree.
04 Nov 17 UTC Agree to what?
Your western triple lost its third nipple
And its taking it up the (I can do this too lol)
04 Nov 17 UTC the problem here is no one can win
lets draw this game and start drinking gin
04 Nov 17 UTC The missed phases
are driving me crazy
So with a big grin
Lets crack open that gin.
04 Nov 17 UTC It was a pleasure
To treasure .
Your time
and your Rhyme
And all fun things come to an send
Go fortune and thankyou lets make it an end.
04 Nov 17 UTC ok my draw is up
and then when finished I'll raise a cup
06 Nov 17 UTC Gg! Best yet
06 Nov 17 UTC Cheers
he says
Around mouthfulls
Of beers.
06 Nov 17 UTC gg everyone that was a laugh
06 Nov 17 UTC The vanquishing tsar
Conquered steppes and plains
But alas was reduced
To moaning, "Brains..."
06 Nov 17 UTC Turkey and Germany my friendly friends
i enjoyed Rhyming with you let's do it again

sometime. not now my puns are spent.
gotta look up some words for "poop" and "cement"

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England
Hathkin (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 8 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Germany
Smokey Gem (184 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 8 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Turkey
brainbomb (325 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 8 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Austria
ishirkmywork (1401 D)
Drawn. Bet: 5 D, won: 6 D
6 supply-centers, 5 units
France
Jacob63831 (160 D)
Resigned. Bet: 5 D
7 supply-centers, 6 units
Italy
Kench (1241 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Russia
Jeff Kuta (2066 D)
Defeated. Bet: 5 D
Civil Disorders
Jacob63831 (160 D)France (Spring, 1908) with 7 centres.
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