17 Nov 16 UTC |
Spring, 1901: We will now take bets on how long it will take for Jason and Michael to declare war on each other |
17 Nov 16 UTC |
Spring, 1901: I DECLARE WAR ON AUSTRIA |
18 Nov 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1901: :( |
18 Nov 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1901: I DECLARE WAR ON HOLLAND |
18 Nov 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1901: I DECLARE WAR ON FALSE KOREA |
20 Nov 16 UTC |
Spring, 1902: I DECLARE WAR ON RAP MUSIC. JAY Z AND HIS ILLUMINATI WIZARD FRIENDS DELENDA EST. |
21 Nov 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: It took 3 moves for Michael to attack Jason |
21 Nov 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: why does austria get touched every time |
21 Nov 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: Remember when I was Austria? Not so funny meow, is it? |
22 Nov 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1902: I feel the austria pain now |
26 Nov 16 UTC |
Spring, 1904: I DECLARE WAR ON DES PERSONNES QUI NE PARLE PAS FRANCAIS |
26 Nov 16 UTC |
Spring, 1904: NO, NO, ESPERA UN MOMENTO! YO HABLO EL FRANCES!! SI, ES VERDAD! POR FAVOR, ME GUSTA LAS BAGUETTES! |
28 Nov 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1904: RIP jason |
02 Dec 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1905: Other major news today: New study finds that the Italians have an unfortunate mix of French and Iraqi military tactics |
09 Dec 16 UTC |
Spring, 1907: All true patriots mobilize now in support of Germany against the Ottoman heathens |
09 Dec 16 UTC |
Spring, 1907: Methinks the hour is late for the German Reich. The Sick Man of Europe shall become wholesome once more. |
11 Dec 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1907: Britain, France? Want to wake up and help out, or you just gonna chill while we lose? |
11 Dec 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1907: And austria lol |
12 Dec 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1907: Don't resist. You will all be assimilated by Sultan Duckstotherescue. |
12 Dec 16 UTC |
Spring, 1908: I for one embrace the turkish blanket |