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Finished: 02 AM Tue 19 Jul 16 UTC
Private Know Your Enemy!
1 days /phase
Pot: 210 D - Autumn, 1909, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by faceeater (445 D)
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Saint Sir Chexolot
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: The holy blood has a bit much vodka for even me; I see double, no I see quintuple but only green when I pray . . . uh, speak ! (Sorry for my Russian.) Ha, ha
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: I must attend to carnal matters. So, I bid you a farewell for now.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Or Sir Saint Chexolot.. Either way it will be inspiring to those that follow
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: A good thing you have the body of a ghost, because otherwise I think your head might become a little large for doorways.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: How do you two know each other? Italy and Turkey.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: And France for that matter. How do the 3 of you know each other? I feel like I was lured into a rigged game.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: You joined a game that you knew you were playing with people who have played together before.
What else?
You and Russia haven't attacked each other once this entire game. Do you know each other?
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: The rigged game? It's not how I wanted this game to go at all.
But since turn one you and Russia haven't attacked each other. And when Germany got steamrolled it was very easy to join together to attack you guys.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: If you know each other outside the site, it's meta gaming. It's rule #2. Please read the rule book. You should just play private games with people who you know.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: And it was even easier to stay allied with Italy when you smashed through France, (with full Russia support), as Italy was a wall between me and you.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Do you know each other outside the site?
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: You haven't answered jack about not attacking Russia.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Nope-
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Now contact the mods if you need to, because another part of the rulebook (which I've read) is that you aren't supposed to accuse people of multi on the forum.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Don't advertise your future games in the forum. No, I have no clue who Russia is outside of this game. We just worked things out like you're supposed to do.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Meta, not multi.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: This isn't the forum.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: And again, you could have PM'd me and or Italy instead of posting to the global
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Throwing me into this as well??
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Who says to not advertise future games in the forum.
I don't honestly think you do know who Russia is. My point is that you guys have had an unbreakable alliance.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Yeah, my bad France. I just know you two have played together before and I'd like to hear from someone other than Turkey that you don't know each other offsite. Right now Turkey speaks for everyone.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: What do you mean Turkey speaks for everyone?
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: No man.. No alliance here. I did what I had to do through the game to stay alive as much as possible. I rallied on Russia too at some points...
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Heck.. Italy burned me a couple times too!
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: we played the last round and had fun, thought we'd play again. Much like I'd like to do again with some here
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: I have no idea who any of you jack wagons are.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Ok, I've not seen a player throw the game like Italy did the last two rounds in 2 years of playing. Nothing even comes close.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Well I didn't want to throw the game but I went on vacation and didn't want to worry about playing any more. However I seriously thought turkey wouldn't attack.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Well I didn't want to throw the game but I went on vacation and didn't want to worry about playing any more. However I seriously thought turkey wouldn't attack.
15 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: He said multiple times he wouldn't in the group chat. So I took a risk.
16 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Thank you. I get it.
16 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: I've been around since 2009 and seen people intentionally and unintentionally throw the game multiple times like Italy. Not that uncommon when you get to this stage to stop fighting the guy you were working with the whole time and just letting him take it. Even if Italy tried I don't think he could have stopped Turkey.
16 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: Ok, thank you for the feedback.
16 Jul 16 UTC Autumn, 1908: I, Red Me h, may look like a "jack wagon" to you (what ever that is), but I am offended that you do not recognize me as Tsar Fyodor. After all we did see each other while we attended the UN [sic - FS] gathering for Russian Easter last May !
16 Jul 16 UTC Spring, 1909: I fear that Red is against your new deity.
Do we lose France this year or are you sparing him as a survivor?
16 Jul 16 UTC Spring, 1909: My vote is we save him :)
16 Jul 16 UTC Spring, 1909: Oh, FaceEater, I hope Red did not feel that I was making fun of religious dogma's that he adheres to ? If so I apologize sincerely to him !
16 Jul 16 UTC Spring, 1909: Off with his head!!
16 Jul 16 UTC Spring, 1909: Maybe you can be a bit less cryptic ? What do you mean ?
16 Jul 16 UTC Spring, 1909: I think he's voting that you exorcise the spirit-
But I first read it as asking for your head.
17 Jul 16 UTC Spring, 1909: That 'Queen of Hearts' needs, maybe, to read some literature to unwind.
17 Jul 16 UTC Looks like the French are still in it! It's come back time
17 Jul 16 UTC You have the right to a unit but, like so often in life, you will still be denied to exercise your right . . .
17 Jul 16 UTC Sounds like something my girlfriend would say to me
17 Jul 16 UTC Now that I have you all struck with fear, I will offer you all a draw. :)
17 Jul 16 UTC Yes, I accept your draw offer!
17 Jul 16 UTC Ah, so will I. Makin' it a draw is for me a way letting you all get of my hook.
17 Jul 16 UTC Oh Chex, just wait 'till you get married. Then even trying to prove you have your rights is futile . . .
18 Jul 16 UTC Glad to see the French hung in there till the end! Too bad the game is over, I was just ready for a come back

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Turkey
faceeater (445 D)
Won. Bet: 30 D, won: 210 D
19 supply-centers, 13 units
England
domwnec (245 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D
9 supply-centers, 8 units
Russia
Franz_o_Sissy (292 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
France
chex54 (145 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D
1 supply-centers, 0 units
Italy
Red Mech (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 30 D
1 supply-centers, 5 units
Germany
JEccles (425 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
Austria
ApexHentz (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 30 D
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