12 May 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1996: Turkish imperialism has ended |
12 May 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1996: Russian imperialism has just begun. The Russians are enemies of the world. |
15 May 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1997: Ukraine learned that Crimean Annexation is just as painful as it sounds |
17 May 16 UTC |
Spring, 1998: Yet the annexation of Moscow was not nearly as painful as I have been told it was supposed to be. |
18 May 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1998: screw you Abigail |
18 May 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1998: Down boy |
18 May 16 UTC |
Autumn, 1998: Yeah Turkey you should really make securing your borders your number 1 priority...oh wait |
18 May 16 UTC |
Spring, 1999: Securing your own border is entirely unnecessary if you could just swap places with the invader |
19 May 16 UTC |
Spring, 1999: Or you could, in your last dying breath, inflict as much insignificant damage on an outlying German Province as possible in order to assist one of your former aggressors. |
19 May 16 UTC |
Spring, 1999: Would you mind attacking Podolia? Poland is either going for you or me so it's a win win because either way you get my support. |
19 May 16 UTC |
Spring, 1999: Why does this happen... |
23 May 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2000: Our people have returned home. |
27 May 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: Adios amigos |
28 May 16 UTC |
Spring, 2003: Draw? |
29 May 16 UTC |
Spring, 2003: That sounds reasonable. |
01 Jun 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2004: Draw Britain and you get 248 points |
05 Jun 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2005: The time has come to wipe out Poland and all those who would defend it. |
05 Jun 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2005: Since a draw could not be agreed upon, I call upon Britain to invade Poland and end this game with an outright victory. |
05 Jun 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2005: No way-everyone just needs to team up and take out Britain |
06 Jun 16 UTC |
Spring, 2006: Poland's neutrality is skewing the results of the game. For this offense, we must make an example of them. |