Finished: 07 PM Fri 22 Apr 16 UTC
Private SRS Spring Classic
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by Wmoore (178 D)

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23 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1901: You will all soon be tasting my sweat Nona's meatballs.
24 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Greetings to all nations. This is the Ottoman Empire speaking. The stage is set for a great conflict. Let me assure you that we are open to any and all suggestions and propositions from other countries. We wish to end this war in a diplomatic and peaceful manner. We will not hesitate in engaging in conflict if need be. Let the festivities begin!
24 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1901: France as well!! Good lucky have fun!
24 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1901: This time, Germany shall be outspoken and will not hesitate to defend or attack. Alliances, however, are welcome.
24 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1901: *flourish* The Royal Kingdom of Austria-Hungary wishes all nations well, except for the ones that it regrettably may have to destroy. Don't be one of them! Join the A-H World Order today. Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity! Operators are standing by.
24 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Hello this is the government of France speaking. We would like for everyone to know we are open to negations and alliances with anyone. We are all hippies and would like peace but will fight back fiercely if need be! Frog legs for everyone!
25 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: A world-wide bulletin: France is not to be trusted. They have sent overly hostile and provocative messages for no reason to the Ottoman Empire. I would advise caution in interacting with them. I do not wish to turn other governments against France simply to advise everyone of their unpredictable behavior.
-With the best intentions, Abdülhamid II
26 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: This is an outrage. Completely incorrect I wanted only some turkey and the Ottoman Empire without reason declared war. If anything their are irrational and no to be trusted please take my word and don't fall into the trap. Plus we have frog legs which a very good! Make Europe Better again! ~Émile Loubet
26 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: Yes, thank you very much for that. The numerous misspellings and grammatical errors do wonders for your credibility. Also, your adaptation of Trump's political campaign message at the end was incredibly comforting (sarcasm, obviously). To be more specific, here is the dialogue between our respective nations:
France: lol k then more frog legs for us!
France: I don't need your desert anyway, barren wasteland.
Turkey: Are you insane man? What on Earth are you talking about! The Ottoman Sultan Abdülhamid II takes great offense at the belittlement of our country! The Sultan has approved immediate military action against France! Prepare for War!!!!
France: By your troops buried in sand?
Turkey: DON'T YOU INSULT OUR PROGRAM FOR AFFORDABLE SAND (PAS)!!!!!! IT IS ALL A CONSPIRACY AGAINST OUR GOVERNMENT!!!!!
France: Why don't you go back to the middle east you pleb
France: I never wanted any of turkey anyway!
France: And I have affordable dirt program
France: way better by far
Turkey: Sand is much more specialized you xenophobes!!!!!
France: How dare you! You shall pray for this is Turkish blood!!!!!! DIE DIEIDDIDEDEIDEIDIIDEIDEDIDIE!!!!
Turkey: So be it!
Make of it what you will. This ill conceived testimony has done nothing but lower their credibility. I vote we call them the French Riche from now on.
26 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: I'm going to end this like a gentleman. Good day to you Turkey and god hunting everyone!
26 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: Ah, playing the morally superior high ground are we. The time for words in this matter has ended. The time for action has begun!
26 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1902: Stop this quibble now or I'm going to have to request mediation from the UN.
26 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1902: I don't think there is a UN yet but you can try!
27 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1902: Fair point
27 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1902: Yeah, true. I wish this thing started a bit later...
27 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1902: Well, maybe then I'll start one. France, turkey, you're out.
27 Mar 16 UTC Spring, 1902: What thing?
27 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: What do you mean by that mien heir?
28 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: Just stop fighting. But maybe you two should form an alliance. I actually want to see what happens... Continue.
28 Mar 16 UTC Autumn, 1902: I would like to make an announcement that Turkey has now declared war with me for me trying to take a territory that is curently free

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