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12 Mar 16 UTC |
Spring, 2002: [Kenya]:New Kenya, hello all |
12 Mar 16 UTC |
Spring, 2002: [Russia]:Welcome aboard, New Kenya, and best of luck with your war-torn hell-hole. |
12 Mar 16 UTC |
Spring, 2002: [Pacific-Russia]:Better than my war torn hell-hole |
12 Mar 16 UTC |
Spring, 2002: [Kenya]:Not so sure about that haha |
12 Mar 16 UTC |
Spring, 2002: [Russia]:Possibly. It helps if you enter moves. |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:World News - Kenya's war torn hell-hole is now OFFICIALLY better than Pacific-Russia's. Book your holidays, folks. |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Pacific-Russia]:I couldn't do anything, both of my neighbors were given the choice to work with me and they decided not to. RIP me. And Kenya as well lol |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:In Russia's defence, you were offered INSANELY generous DMZ terms, and chose instead to fight on two fronts with inadequate resources. Better luck next time. |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:Reports of Kenya's demise have been slightly exaggerated. |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Brazil]:I hear that Kazakhstan is nice this time of year. |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Brazil]:Also, is there a tank floating in the Arabian Sea? What the hell is going on over there? |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Brazil]:Nvm I'm kinda dumb |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Pacific-Russia]:You said to DMZ West Siberia and I said maybe in the future lmao, w/e doesnt really matter |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:Well, it was an uncertain future given that West Siberia borders Moscow and St Pete. And it was just sitting there undefended. And it has some of the world's largest deposits of nickel, gold, lead, coal, molybdenum, gypsum, diamonds, diopside, silver and zinc, as well as extensive unexploited resources of oil and natural gas. |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:It is colder than a witch's teet, though. |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Pacific-Russia]:Lmao hope you starve to death there |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Pacific-Russia]:Dirty exploitationist :] |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:Starvation is not an issue, as there is plenty of frozen fish. However, several of our troops have been killed by their own hip flasks. It seems that throats freeze at a higher temperature than vodka does. |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Russia]:Does anyone want to buy some molybdenum? |
14 Mar 16 UTC |
Autumn, 2002: [Brazil]:Is it effective against the Zika Virus? We're having issues over here. |
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