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Finished: 07 PM Tue 23 Feb 16 UTC
Private The Jay Machine
1 day /phase
Pot: 70 D - Spring, 1910, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
27 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 1901: Can you guys just hit ready? Like it's a game. You're not launching nuclear warheads. You don't need a full 24 hours to think about it. Just hit ready. It's the freaking first move. What do you even have to worry about?
27 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: I really hate Austria.
27 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: You save clicking mofos. Just hit ready
27 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: HIT READY
28 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: REMEMBER JASH, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO CHOSE TO CLICK ON THE ACCEPT BUTTON ON THE GAME, WHICH HAPPENS TO HAVE A 20 HOUR PHASE TIME.
28 Jan 16 UTC Autumn, 1901: Make them 12 hour phases next time. This is ridiculous
28 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 1902: I don't really have time for shorter phases, but I'm reasonable enough to ready up on builds.
30 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 1903: That was a bad move Jash.
30 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 1903: Was it?
30 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 1903: Yes.
30 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 1903: Yes
30 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 1903: I'm in too many games anyways. Only joined for Jay. My two main games are more important to me than my other ones. Because I got allies who don't backstab in the first turn and opponents who are giving me a good fight as well
30 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 1903: Muneeb and you are boring opponents anyways
30 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 1903: Decent excuse for losing. 4.5/10
30 Jan 16 UTC Spring, 1903: "Muneeb and you are boring opponents anyways" - Jash 2016
01 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1903: Everybody attacked Elise :( Did no one align themselves with her?
01 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1903: WHY ARE YOU SAVING IN A BUILD PHASE?!
04 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: Ted Cruz is a light weight
04 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: He's 180 pounds. I think he might need every one of those to cushion the impact of the United States collectively wanting to punch him in the face.
05 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1904: ^
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: Congratulations to England. You just won no contest.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: I have no intention of winning; I intend on drawing with my ally.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: That's lame on all counts. Diplomacy isn't about drawing, it's about achieving the greatest possible result, which, for you, is winning. You have no incentive to draw. Anything less than going for a win is practically quitting.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: Meaning you're either lying right now or have some pretty offbeat standards for Diplomacy.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: I'm simply maintaining the promise I made at the beginning of the game.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: To help someone who has demonstrated they are choppy on their ability to keep their own promises?
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: Also, not to mention the first thing you told me was that you had no intention of attacking me, so that standard is applied differently for different countries, very clearly, in order to suit your own needs.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: That's right, I didn't intend on attacking you at the beginning of this game, but after realizing that after killing Jash I would have to attack Jay made me reconsider that.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: And everything requires reconsideration at some point. This is my point. That's Diplomacy.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: Russia just wants no one to win this game quickly after destroying him. Setting us against ourselves while you're dead doesn't help you any
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: It's at least another year after the next turn until I'm dead. Don't worry.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: The real problem is that at least a few people can see that either I'm correct or this whole game is pretty screwy. Whether or not I die is irrelevant at this point. You could start to turn around now and you still couldn't stop him if he attacks you.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: This is why you lost the Cold War. It's okay to trust white people
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: It's not okay, however, to trust someone in a game of Diplomacy enough to show them so much of your back that you literally can't turn around in time to avoid being stabbed so hard you die on impact.
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: Why are you so mad that a backstabbed you?
14 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1908: Who's mad?
17 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1909: I'm down to draw now if you guys are.
17 Feb 16 UTC Spring, 1909: Samee
20 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1909: Are we drawing or what?
20 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1909: No
20 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1909: Prado isn't dead yet
20 Feb 16 UTC Autumn, 1909: Hit draw as soon as Prado dies
22 Feb 16 UTC Draw
22 Feb 16 UTC I still have mine entered ;)

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Germany
Ataboi (231 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 23 D
13 supply-centers, 13 units
England
joshy boy (321 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 23 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
Turkey
Dragon Duck (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 10 D, won: 23 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
Italy
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
1 supply-centers, 1 units
Russia
TrPrado (461 D Mod)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Austria
JasonStuart (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
France
TheNo (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
IwasFORCEDtoPLAY (100 D)Italy (Autumn, 1909) with 1 centres.
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