14 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Russia]:hey, everyone, over the weekend, some of us are going to be somewhere without internet, so on friday, everyone needs to vote to pause the game. Thanks. |
14 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Ghana]:I, newly elected president of Ghana, would like to welcome any and all envoys from foreign lands to come meet and discuss the nature of modern geopolitics, and the upshots therein. Quexut |
14 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Pacific-Russia]:Hey 'sup China I'm just gonna do my Russia stuff and I won't touch your dots super-pinkie promise |
14 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [China]:pink jokes for days |
14 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [China]:我只是想和平 |
14 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [China]:Should everyone write out their names? Because I don't know who anyone is. |
14 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [China]:Nevermind, ignore that last comment |
14 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Ghana]:I am delighted to issue an invitation to any state to become an Ivory Pact observer state. The Ivory Pact constitutes a non-aggression pact and informal alliance with other Ivory Pact members. Observer states will be promoted to members on a case by case basis by the decision of the Security Council. Send a missive to the Ghanian Embassy in your nation for more information. |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Ghana]:Also, the government of Ghana would like to remind you that our scientists believe the Earth is a sphere, and by this logic, it is possible to travel across the "Pacific Ocean", as one might note, for example, the Central Pacific Ocean is on both sides of the map. I have no wish for any geopolitical mishaps due to the common misconception we in Ghana like to call "Flatland", as we do truly live upon a sphere. |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Russia]:The government of russia would like to call this round earth theory a hoax and that it is teleportation machines on each edge of the world that allow the crossing of the flat globe. |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Pacific-Russia]:Indeed, this concept of the Earth as a sphere is unfounded and ludicrous. |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Ghana]:The Government of Ghana will issue an initial listing of Ivory Pact Members and Observer States during Late Fall, 2000. |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Near-East]:The Government of the Near East would like to officially declare that we have THE BEST ice tea on the flat planet. |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Pacific-Russia]:The Government of Pacific Russia is skeptical of anybody having better tea than us. |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [China]:China resents all the above statements, we have the best tea for the simple reason that we invented it. |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [Libya]:The Libyan Government will be happy to accept any tea, for we are lacking in that regard. |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [China]:Also, I can't turn off italics... |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [USA]:MERCA!! F**K YEAAAAHHHHH!!!! |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [USA]:The italics are to show what text is yours |
15 Jan 16 UTC | Spring, 2000: [China]:谢谢美国 |