Finished: 11 PM Thu 03 Dec 15 UTC
Private Yew Trousers #2-2
5 days /phase
Pot: 70 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by spampants (160 D)
26 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 1901: Hello everyone! Would everyone mind posting their name so people know who is who?

Italy is my friend Matt, who also has never played before, so we should all be on fairly equal footing.
26 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 1901: (also, this is Colin)
26 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 1901: I am Matt. I am friends with Colin. Colin claims to have never played before. He is Austria. Hello.
26 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 1901: I'm Derrick, and I get to be Germany again, woo! This will be my 2nd game (or my 1.5th, because the first one didn't finish).
26 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 1901: I am still figuring out how to make my moves.
26 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 1901: I am Margaret and I am playing as NOTES, the land of the Rus.
27 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 1901: Hey everyone, I am Bobs brother Dave, I may have met some of you at some point but I don't really remember. I am France if it wasn't clear from the color coding :)
27 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 1901: Does anyone know who Judge Breadd is? Ethan perhaps? Guntank is Dxy.
27 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 1901: Ethan is Turkey, which is me! Why lie. Ankara to Black Sea.
27 Aug 15 UTC Spring, 1901: As was said, I am Dxy. Pip pip.
29 Aug 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: It looks like we are just all fleeing to the periphery.
29 Aug 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: Central Europe is disgusting. There's no reason to ever go there. Especially the reddish parts.
29 Aug 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: haha oops
31 Aug 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: For anyone confused by what all the arrows mean, you can look at people's actual orders at the bottom under Archive: orders.
31 Aug 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: Yeah, but now I have to figure out what all those words mean.
01 Sep 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: What's wrong with Spain? No one wants it? Does it smell funny?
01 Sep 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: Barcelona? More like BARFelona amirite?
02 Sep 15 UTC Autumn, 1901: "Thoy de Ethpana." That's why no one wants it.
02 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1902: "Thoy de Ethpana." That's why no one wants it.
02 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1902: My explorers in Tunis have discovered a herd of ancient Carthaginian war elephants! The centuries have worn away their aggression, and their isolation has diminished their size. I have funded a breeding program so that in a few short years we will soon be able to export miniature elephants to customers with the most discerning tastes!
02 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1902: I thought elephants had 4 knees, not Tu-nis
02 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1902: *buh-dum-tsssss*
07 Sep 15 UTC Autumn, 1902: Oh shit, apparently you can only build new troops at your STARTING supply centers. Did not know this.
07 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1903: Yikes. Can you delay deployment until your next turn if all your home bases are full?
07 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1903: I guess so?
08 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1903: Too bad there aren't orbital insertions in this game.
08 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1903: Not sure if it's til your next turn or after the next Fall, since building only seems to happen at the end of the year. Guess we'll find out?
09 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1903: I've found this tool which I think will be very useful. There was a lot of rules I was a little unclear about, or thought they worked a different way than it turns out they do, but with this you can put in your actual situations and see what would happen. I think it's fair that everyone knows about this, so we're on the same page: http://stabbeurfou.org/Interrogation.php
14 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1904: I'm sure glad I don't live near the English Channel. There's been so much fighting and armies exploding there I probably wouldn't get any sleep!
15 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1904: France and the Iberian, on the other hand, have been so peaceful
15 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1904: The people of Spain willingly and peacefully joined with Italy. No blood was shed, and many willingly joined the labor camps!
15 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1904: The world is in turmoil, and we, the few, watch from above with stars in our eyes.
21 Sep 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Ouch, my master race :(
22 Sep 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Yeah, that looked like it hurt. I hope you'll be alreich soon.
22 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1905: Now I know how Caesar must have felt when he was being repeatedly stabbed in the back by everyone around him.
22 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1905: How could everyone around him stab him in the back? His back only faces one direction!
22 Sep 15 UTC Spring, 1905: He kept spinning around to look at the person who just stabbed him, and it just never ended.
31 Oct 15 UTC Autumn, 1907: This is going to be a slow retreat.
06 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1907: It's an even slower build!
09 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Finally North Africa's rebellion has been quenched, and its people brought back into the warmth of civilization.
09 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Now please color in Sardinia!
09 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: You gotta do Crete first.
10 Nov 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Are you calling me a cretin?
12 Nov 15 UTC Spring, 1909: No, but I am dangerously close to calling you a vandal.

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Italy
spampants (160 D)
Won. Bet: 10 D, won: 70 D
18 supply-centers, 14 units
Austria
acriter (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D
13 supply-centers, 11 units
Russia
Mayonnaise (100 D)
Survived. Bet: 10 D
0 supply-centers, 1 units
Germany
Mamadespik (100 D)
Resigned. Bet: 10 D
3 supply-centers, 6 units
England
Guntank41 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
France
RadarD (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Turkey
Judge Breadd (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 10 D
Civil Disorders
Mamadespik (100 D)Germany (Autumn, 1910) with 3 centres.
Guntank41 (100 D)England (Autumn, 1907) with 4 centres.
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