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Finished: 09 AM Sat 11 Jul 15 UTC
penis croqet
1 day /phase
Pot: 240 D - Autumn, 1913, Finished
Classic, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by naked (4955 D)
15 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: of course, it could be. But if he played before why the new account?
15 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: "he played before" as in the game, in like mail or FtF. Zines have replacements usually for NMRs.
15 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: No, he joined webdiplomacy today by 06:13 AM, he is only playing this game.
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: Webdiplomacy isnt the only place to play diplomacy lol! It does exist as an actual board game!
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: I am with you. Second game.
16 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1904: I was surprised that game is already proceeding, that is why I thought I cannot participate in it. Ready for new allies and battles ;)
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: I don't understand Italy's thought process. Does anyone else understand why he's attacking me while Turkey gets two free centers?
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: And I ask this in global chat to ask for advice from one and all on how to combat a quite literally, unless proven innocent, insane Italy?
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: Here here!
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: two???? free?? who is telling to you I am going to attack tunisia? I have my problems with the Russian...and...do you want I attack Italy? who is insane here?
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: From my point of view you are the most dangerous player in the game now, And all of us have seen how you "treated" your british ally
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: Pray tell then, what exactly is your Ionian fleet planning to do? Invite Italy to a party on-board?

I was considering Naples, considering it's a home center and all. Plus you'd have the threat on Rome then.

Whereas Tunis is a dead end until reinforcements come.

Anyway, as for Russia, play nice Russia! haha. But yeah, you only need four units for him, what are you planning to do with the rest, just chillax?

I want to do that but Italy's making it hard. Anyway, about England...well...Germany was nice to me. And England was also nice but...I hate pink, I guess? And you've said nothing about my German ally.

Germany, I <3 you mate. Allies 4ever.
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: And for my large supply center occupation, I had planned to waive my build this past turn to placate everyone, and especially reassure my friend Germany, but Italian troubles forced my hand. Of course, that Marseilles fleet is only trouble for Italy, once it can finally safely leave harbor.
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: And if anyone wishes to know the real reason why I betrayed England, it's because of this:

He offered to support my Belgian army to France.

Typos can kill you in Dip! Be warned.
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: so as you have confirmed...you and germany are the menace...and don't worry about my fleet
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: Uh huh, you and Italy, apart from that fleet, look to be best chums too.

Also, "don't worry about your fleet" if Italy is intelligent he'll see that two of his centers will go yellow in the next year. Because NOTHING is protecting the southern Italian homeland. nothing, nada, zilch.

And Italy wants to stalemate all his western units against me? Well, you'll get a free Italian Boot present...
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: I just want to party.
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: I hear that's a right you have to fight for.
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: I've listened in Paris the party rocks xd
23 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: let's go everybody
24 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: I thought the Sultan's parties were grander by far. Let's go!

Alternatively, I don't think the Italians are too shabby either.
24 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1906: And Turkey, unfortunately your fleet may never dock in Paris, it's physically impossible, unless that fleet is an airship.
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: In this game, in the real life it would be possible :D ... and about Sultan's parties...muslins don't drink alcohol...sooooo everybody to Paris! it is full of champagne and beaty girls!
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: Italian wine and pizza....

Well, me wants that.
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: And I'll give you free escargot if you help me secure my pizza.
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: Nobody likes Sauerkraut so I think I am good. Sign me up for pizza!
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: I do! I get free samples for being your ally, right? By the way, what do the Turks have to offer?
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: Kebabs? I don't know these things...
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fXqwKm3ehSc/maxresdefault.jpg
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: Never tried Turkish Delight, looks nice. On m to-do list now.

Sorry for leaving you out, Austria :) what foods do you offer?
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: Wiener Schnitzel - a traditional Austrian dish made with boneless meat thinned with a mallet (escalope-style preparation), and fried with a coating of flour, egg, and breadcrumbs

Mmmm sounds good.
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: Actually, I'm Hungarian IRL, I prefer you use Austria-Hungary or just Hungary ;) Not fair that people give all the credit to Austria...

And my favorite export is Rakott krumpli! Although Schnitzel is good too
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: Tell that to webDip, haha.

How about Hungary-Austria, for laughs?

Interesting. *takes notes* Diplomacy just became a food contest.
24 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: Looks very good.

Now, I need to find some way to cure my raging hunger at 1:18 am. Or sleep. Haha.
25 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1907: Turkey, you shall have no escargot until you bring me some pizza from Naples.
29 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Knew I should've sacrificed building at Marseilles for dislodging WME so that I could keep Tun...
29 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Still get a Mar fleet tho :) Italy, doom's coming your way. Warned u.
29 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Save meee
29 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Who you talking to mate? Sorry :) my buddy Germany looooves Russian food, but he wants it in Berlin, so he's stealing your recipes and chefs and carting them off to Berlin.

And I think only Turkey can save you now.
29 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: I'll trade you Russia.

2 pints of Hefeweizen for Moscow and Warsaw :D

Deal or no deal?
29 Jun 15 UTC Autumn, 1908: Sidenote:

Italian-Turkish alliances always make me happy. For some reason, seeing that green and yellow swath on the bottom of the map makes me feel like a kid again *sighs* (thoughts being to pan back to fond childhood memories)
29 Jun 15 UTC Spring, 1909: Can't you make your own already? You already control St. Petersburg. :P
02 Jul 15 UTC Spring, 1910: I await our French and German overlords and I beg for mercy all the same.
02 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 1910: GG
03 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 1910: Good game as well!
08 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 1912: GameMaster: TouchTooMuch was banned: multi/meta. The time until the next phase has been extended by one phase length to give an opportunity to replace the player.
Remember to finalize your orders if you don't want to wait, so the game isn't held up unnecessarily!
08 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 1912: man, if I hadn't already taken Austria older for the lolz I totally would have taken over Germany...
09 Jul 15 UTC Autumn, 1912: Whaaat? Nooo, he got banned :(

*cries* we had such good chats while negotiating.
10 Jul 15 UTC Gg.
10 Jul 15 UTC I blame my friend(well we were very friendly anyway) for getting banned. -_-

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Germany
naked (4955 D)
Won. Bet: 74 D, won: 240 D
18 supply-centers, 16 units
France
Alpaca (271 D)
Survived. Bet: 20 D
12 supply-centers, 13 units
Turkey
Anshir (311 D)
Survived. Bet: 20 D
4 supply-centers, 5 units
Austria
Valis2501 (2585 D (G))
Defeated. Bet: 3 D
England
Yaniv (1380 D (S))
Defeated. Bet: 7 D
Russia
MC10 (286 D)
Defeated. Bet: 20 D
Italy
Lookingway (140 D)
Defeated. Bet: 16 D
Civil Disorders
carson87 (102 D)England (Autumn, 1901) with 3 centres.
MozartsArmy94 (0 D X)Italy (Spring, 1904) with 6 centres.
TouchTooMuch (64 D X)Germany (Autumn, 1912) with 16 centres.
cubby208 (100 D)Austria (Autumn, 1905) with 1 centres.
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