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Finished: 05 AM Sat 08 Nov 14 UTC
Private Out of Nowhere
1 days /phase
Pot: 175 D - Spring, 1908, Finished
Classic, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: France, you pretty much bent over asking for a dick to be shoved up your ass....that's your fault lol.
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: FuNkY fUnKy
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: and bitch you got one shoved down your throat
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: Yeah, but at least he fought back.
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: shut up prado, i did as you said and kept italy off your back. that's right italy. that's my motive, helping a friend. -ish
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: I love you all.
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: lol
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: Um, when did I come to you about getting Italy off my back? Italy was never on my back.
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: you said you were worried and asked if i could distract him, dont deny it come on
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: What are you trying to accomplish? I haven't had the need to worry about Italy all game. You are very clearly lying here.
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: you said that you wanted to make sure he wouldnt sneak up on you, wat are you talking about?
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: Quit the fighting :( your lovers quarrel is muck me nervous. I don't want you both to get divorced
28 Oct 14 UTC Spring, 1904: Just ready your damn orders.
29 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: JY, what we are trying to say at this point is that fighting a war against Italy while you feed England centers is fruitless when you could be pushing him back to turn this game into a draw scenario that plays out in your favor rather than your destruction.

It doesn't matter what was said behind the scene, what matters right now is how you move at the present.
29 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: England stabs Germany, and France continues his suicide mission.
29 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: stab stab stab

Germany stabbed me back in the same turn.
29 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: I realize all of this but in all truth, England's first move to Picardy and the English Channel in 1902 worried me but he was only concerned about my fleet in Brest, we talked and finally agreed that Germany was the weak link and so he asked if he could move to burgundy and I said ok. I was upset when he stabbed me but by the time I could do anything about it he was done for. Now I will support Austria into Italy to help my bro out
29 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: James, if it's any consolation, the woman of your lands smell of rotten cheese and goats milk.
29 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: Wow, they must of prepped for you boys
29 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: Good playing with you, SG. I hope the next time we meet, the game will have a different feel.
30 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: Too bad Austria isn't going to attack me.
30 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: James, what the heck are you even talking about? Does it look like I'm getting ready to hit Italy to you?

PS, Why would you agree to letting him into Burgundy? That was literally asking for a stab.
30 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: Because I wanted to visit some vineyards. To my surprise I actually enjoyed some of the worlds best chardonnay so I decided I was just going to take it for myself, the owner wasn't home. After a very rainy fall my grapes were growing so well that I had to expand, so into Gascony I went. To my surprise again, the occupants of the once fertile land were not home, so I just took that as well.

Basically what my conquest of France boils down to is the fact that no one was there to stop me from growing my grapes.
30 Oct 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: I'll tell you where you can put MY grapes :)
03 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: gameID=149761 a better france game for me
03 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: I can see the resemblance! Except this time your country is pink :)

Congrats on the win though!
03 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: im only bad when prado plays. it's strange
03 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: He's only good when you plays! I am seeing a startling connection ;)
03 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: Hey! everyone is online right now. We should figure out the outcome of this game really quick, instead of waiting two more weeks for the inevitable
03 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: #draw
03 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: gameID=148254
Actually, I'm always good.
03 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: at drawing lol.

but yeah, TrPrado has 3 solos, 1 as carthage 2 as persia. my 2 solos have been as france in classic. im 2 away from taking the lead (im not getting it here though)
03 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: i see you are the same codebomb.
03 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: There can be good draws too. All the draws and such I have on my profile are of games that I actually have pride in. That's why I have a section that says Especially Prideful Losses, because played rather well in those until the end, but someone beat me to the punchline with a solo.
04 Nov 14 UTC Spring, 1906: Mort en France!
04 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: Tru is right, sadly this will have to end in a draw. I'll be ready to submit the draw order as soon as France is dead. (sorry France)
04 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: Mine will go up at the same time.
04 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: Sounds good.
05 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: Yeah me too.
05 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: same :p
05 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: France, poor France :( You won't survive long enough to click the draw button
05 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: i already did -.-
05 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: Joke's on you, he already clicked it.
05 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: +1 that. Even in his death, he schooled you.
05 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: totes
05 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: lol well played
06 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1907: ready for that draw
06 Nov 14 UTC Autumn, 1907: Cough, England, cough.
06 Nov 14 UTC GG all.

Except Tru
06 Nov 14 UTC I live!

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England
Code Bomb (100 D)
Drawn. Bet: 25 D, won: 44 D
15 supply-centers, 15 units
Austria
TrPrado (441 D Mod)
Drawn. Bet: 25 D, won: 44 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
Turkey
Tru Ninja (1016 D (S))
Drawn. Bet: 25 D, won: 44 D
7 supply-centers, 7 units
Italy
dipplayer2004 (1265 D)
Drawn. Bet: 25 D, won: 44 D
4 supply-centers, 4 units
France
JamesYanik (548 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Russia
SandgooseXXI (113 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
Germany
MelloAsHello (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 25 D
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