Age of Empires-9 - webDiplomacy

Gallieni, donkey.kong, Wusti, twgeldon, majcher, missingumlaut, monkeyangst

11 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1901: Bonjour! France welcomes all of her trading partners to this forum of peace and prosperity.
11 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1901: To my industrial friend England, I would like to hear your thoughts on the both of us leaving the English channel vacant for at least the first year?
11 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1901: Greetings and nostrovia to my western comrades! My Imperial master Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, has instructed me to convey to all of you his good wishes. And to stress that, at this crucial juncture in history, Russia will not be cut out of the rush to modernity. We shall have our share of the Continent's bounty -- and at this time we wish to announce our claims upon Rumania and Sweden.
11 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1901: Is no one else present? Are France and I to enjoy this lovely selection of meats and cheeses alone?
11 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1901: Sorry, was late. My assistant who does the driving was told to wait in the corner of the minaret and got confused.
11 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1901: In the same vein, my superiors in Vienna wish me to communicate their deepest intentions to stay out of Tyrolia and Bohemia in the interests of working hand in hand with the German and Italian people.
11 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1901: Taking tiffin. fashionably late what what.
11 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1901: Well isn't everyone one talkative.. the calm before the storm?
12 Sep 14 UTC	Spring, 1901: Speaking of a storm, what's all this trash on the floor? It's like somebody just had a dinner party in here.
12 Sep 14 UTC	Autumn, 1901: France was the first one to arrive. It must have been he.
12 Sep 14 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Sorry, I had thrown a party and was about to clean it up when I thought to myself, 'but I am le tired' and went to sleep instead.
12 Sep 14 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Well, that escalated quickly.
12 Sep 14 UTC	Autumn, 1901: It doesn't look too good for you Franzy!
13 Sep 14 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Excellent year, gentlemen. The cause of peace has prevailed! It appeared as though Italy and Austria had no path but war, but they seem to have reached an accord. France, our sincerest congratulations for the claiming of three territories! England -- are you all right?
25 Sep 14 UTC	Autumn, 1905: /me waves Team France/Germany banner
28 Sep 14 UTC	Autumn, 1906: OUT
29 Sep 14 UTC	Autumn, 1906: So long to our Friend Austria. you got hit early and hard and I don't think any degree of Generalship could really have saved you once Turkey and Russia work together in Trust and harmony....
29 Sep 14 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Austria, you fought hard and honorably. You will be missed.
29 Sep 14 UTC	Autumn, 1906: /me salutes
02 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1907: It is with due honor and respect that we offer to the Romanov family the due honors and condolences after a long and honorably fought war. In addition to words and sentiments we offer the family our protection as close kin and use and title of our country estates near Edinburgh ... or , upon receiving their parole, passage wherever they may wish in hopes that the happiness and good fortune that evaded them on the throne may be found off it. (PS.. Had Rasputin dropped out of an airplane, ran him over with a parade of Tanks and then filled his oversized iron coffin with concrete and wrapped it in chains put in on a freighter which I then after verifying the presence of the coffin with seals and contacts intact scuttled by my own hand in the deepest part of the Arctic ocean that was not yet icebound. ... I can't guarantee he'll STAY dead, but i can guarantee he will nevermore trouble you or yours or anyone else again. Feel free to tell the Tsaritsa...or not. happy to take the fall for this one old friend)
02 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1907: Jesus you Guys go on with some shit
02 Oct 14 UTC	Spring, 1908: It's called civilization, my dear Italy.
05 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1908: (also, spain in the coming turn, gets me Gulf of Lyon the turn after that... and hence support for your attack on Piedmont while fleets pushing through west med can take Tyrhennian sea and cut support from Tusc as well.)
05 Oct 14 UTC	Autumn, 1908: lol
06 Oct 14 UTC	Hmm with the positive Attack of Turkish armies from Armenia against German occupation forces in Sevastopol.. its time for a hearty chorus of "Anglo-Deutschland Uber alles!"