Finished: 12 PM Thu 31 Jul 14 UTC
Private Back with an Anonymous Vengeance
1 days, 12 hours /phase
Pot: 350 D - Autumn, 1910, Finished
Classic, Anonymous players, Draw-Size Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game won by denis (864 D)
03 Jun 14 UTC Spring, 1901: Finally! This game is under-way! Good luck to everyone.
03 Jun 14 UTC Spring, 1901: Good luck all!
03 Jun 14 UTC Spring, 1901: Hello Good luck all
03 Jun 14 UTC Spring, 1901: Good Luck all
06 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1901: Someone take a screenshot. I'll bet this is the first time in Diplomacy history that Italy has been in Pied, Trieste, and Aegean in A01.
06 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1901: The biggest botched three-build 1901 try ever.
06 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1901: it all makes perfect sense
06 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1901: That's the secret code that unlocks the win.
09 Jun 14 UTC Spring, 1902: I'll bet you guys think you're all pretty cool that you arranged that. It took so much planning and you all executed it perfectly. [slow clap]
23 Jun 14 UTC Spring, 1904: Cineaste WORLD NEWS: April 14th 1904 As troops advanced into the heart of the German Rhineland the government in Berlin and all 14 official ministries took refuge in a fleet bound for exile in St.Petersburg. They departed Danzig in the early hours of the morning while hostile forces made there way from the East as well and crossed the Oder only hours later. These headlines, presented by Warner Bros.
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: Dear Lord,

Please smite every one of the jackasses in this game.

Thanks in advance.
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: Sincerely,

The original jackass
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: No, I'm the idiot, for trusting Italy, whatever the hell that opening was supposed to be.
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: Wow, I sense frustration in the Force...
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: I've been stabbed by every immediate neighbor of mine plus France. You'd be frustrated too.
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: I haven't stabbed...that must mean either I'm not immediate or I'm not neighborly.
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: Eh, we're still spiteful over World War II here in Austria.
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: I would like to point out that I did not stab you, you made the horrible mistake of stabbing me thus you needed to be crushed
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: what you should say is excluding Germany all of your neighbours were attacking you, either because you stabbed them or they stabbed you
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: I literally handed you Bulgaria, Budapest, Serbia, and Vienna and instead you simply supported Italy back to Serbia...
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: And that is me stabbing you how? you realised your mistake too late to realistically do anything about it and then proposed I attack Italy.
25 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: It's not, it's you wasting a shot at three centers.

Then again, I guess Turkey stole Bulgaria from you.

(I will not go down quietly!)
26 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: but you will go down XD
26 Jun 14 UTC Autumn, 1904: I resigned to that long ago.
03 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 1905: Good bye Austria. I really did enjoy working with you while it lasted.
03 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 1905: :(
03 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 1905: I'll meet ya in a bit.
13 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 1906: SO hows it going
13 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1907: Good thanks. How are you?
19 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1908: Nmr Italy?
19 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1908: Sorry about that. I was obviously around most of the phase. I was moving, got tired, and fell asleep before I got my orders in :(
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1910: Is everyone entering orders?
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1910: just checking in don;t want any CD's
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1910: Forget em, this one's yours Frenchie.
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1910: Get over yourself France -- I am the most reliable player in the history of online diplomacy.
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1910: okay cool just checking, I;m a nervous guy. what can I say.
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1910: I can tell you I am not the most reliable player by a long stretch so its great to hear I'm in good company.
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1910: Good job, France.
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1910: not quite over yet.
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 1910: Perhaps more rightly a long way from over
30 Jul 14 UTC So there were two onions, and girl onion and a boy onion. Their eyes meet and instantly the fall madly in love. A torrid love affair ensues. But they argue constantly. Despite the arguing they get married and soon a little baby cocktail onion appears. They love each other and their child intensely but they keep ok arguing. One day they arguing and the little baby onion is in the living room sitting not paying attention, and the front door is left open. The baby onion rolls out into the middle of the street, and bam he gets run over by a truck.

So they rush off to the hospital and the mother onion cannot move she is in such shock, the father is running up and down the hallway while they baby onion is in the operating room. Finally the doctor comes out, and the father runs up to him and he asks well what happened. And the doctor say I've got good news and bad news. He is going to live, but he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.
30 Jul 14 UTC ^^ This not funny ;-)
30 Jul 14 UTC I thought it was
30 Jul 14 UTC Lol, those were chancy moves but they worked out. Good job, France. Maybe Italian players will learn someday not to attack their counterpart even when things begin to look grim...
30 Jul 14 UTC cool game, thanks guys for letting me join the fun, and for all the help you all gave me along the way.
30 Jul 14 UTC But really I was outmatched, and sorry for the stabs I dealt to every single one of you, I hope there were no hard feelings.
31 Jul 14 UTC Anyone up for another game?

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France
denis (864 D)
Won. Bet: 50 D, won: 350 D
18 supply-centers, 15 units
Russia
Survived. Bet: 50 D
7 supply-centers, 8 units
Turkey
Mapu (362 D)
Survived. Bet: 50 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
Italy
peterwiggin (15247 D Mod (S))
Survived. Bet: 50 D
3 supply-centers, 4 units
England
pjmansfield99 (127 D)
Survived. Bet: 50 D
0 supply-centers, 1 units
Germany
Tru Ninja (1016 D (S))
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
Austria
bo_sox48 (4844 D Mod (G))
Defeated. Bet: 50 D
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