Congratulations to TheFlyingBoat for finishing second at Tempest!

Finished: 09 AM Mon 04 Aug 14 UTC
Polandball
2 days /phase
Pot: 329 D - Spring, 2015, Finished
World Diplomacy IX, Survivors-Win Scoring
1 excused missed turn
Game drawn
24 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Kenya]:I think that draw right now looks pretty good, but that's just me :)
24 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Europe]:Kenya, I keep forgetting you are in this game, even though you have occupied 6 or 7 of my units and I have been fighting you almost since the start. Probably because no progress has been made for years.
24 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Kenya]:You can move the units away, I am not going to attack - happy to just defend my barren and uninteresting territories..... :)
24 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Europe]:What would I use them for though?? Russia and China are bashing each other up, so I dont have to worry there, and armies arent any help against WC right now, since he wont let me in to NA.
24 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Western-Canada]:I can let you come in NA if you want, but not in my land :P
You know, I think its a good season in Florida right now, so I can support an convoy in if you want :D (F-A its a joke, plz stop, my people dont want this war with you)
Also, Yes F-A want more SC, but everyone want more, but sometime we just can't. So sometime its better to finish in good term instead of trying to kill the other just for point.
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Frozen-Antarctica]:Lol Europe, you're just fantastic.
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Frozen-Antarctica]:WC, your yellow just can't be allowed when my beautiful blue is right there. Also, I simply dont like China, I'm willing to draw once he is eliminated
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Western-Canada]:I wont go where you beauty is, but can you not try to attack me :P
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Europe]:Since when did WC become the third largest country?? It used to be that Russia, FA, and I were the big three. Then we kinda swapped China for Russia temporarily, and then we swapped back. Now I guess it is more of FA in the lead with me at second and everyone else is at the bottom.
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Frozen-Antarctica]:Lol
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Russia]:China even gets a build this turn.
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Frozen-Antarctica]:NNNNNnnnNnOoOooOooooOoooOOOOOOooooo!
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Frozen-Antarctica]:WC is so dead! He took Colombia! Coffee and cocaine is what powers my penguins and narwhals! They need it to survive!
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Russia]:China hates me...notice that he left those four armies in northern asia to stop my advance.
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Europe]:Thats alright, FA and I are on your side, so China will shortly be destroyed.
25 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Frozen-Antarctica]:Hells yeah bro
26 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [China]:I feel bullied jk. FA, why do you "simply dont like China" I have not done anything to you besides maybe like a small naval miscommunication in the Pacific Islands. And Russia it is not that I do not like you it is that I protect my home centers before anything. I do like you if you retreat to go attacking the dirty European snobs that were responsible for all 3 of the World Wars (this one included). I will happily support you. :)
26 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Russia]:You had your chance to ally with me. I even had a plan to turn your armies into fleets. You would be controlling the Pacific if you had taken my advice. Goodbye.
26 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Europe]:Who are you calling a dirty European snob?? And China, you were the one who initiated the attack on Russia so I dont know why you tried to appeal to him. You should have just stuck with me and FA and things could have been so much better for you. Instead you tried to coordinate an attack against FA and got yourself in a bad spot.
26 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Western-Canada]:I'll leave Colombia alone ! I just wanted to buy some in the contry because you dont alow Canadian to buy your coffe and cocaine in your Penguin market !
27 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2013: [Frozen-Antarctica]:Nope, your going to suffer greatly through the rest of the game
28 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 2014: [Western-Canada]:Even If I go away and let you stay in the East USA ?
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 2014: [Frozen-Antarctica]:Nah, I'm just going to take Colombia back and then draw once China is gone
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 2014: [Frozen-Antarctica]:After this phase I'm not really going to try to take north america
29 Jul 14 UTC Spring, 2014: [Western-Canada]:Peace and love king penguin !
29 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Europe]:WC, did you just deny FA of his coffee and cocaine?? His penguins are going through withdrawals... you have no heart.
29 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Frozen-Antarctica]:After this phase I'm not really going to try to take north america
29 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Frozen-Antarctica]:Ignore that, i accidentally refreshed the page
29 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Frozen-Antarctica]:And i may really fuck up these next few days. I am getting my wisdom teeth removed in an hour and am going to be on hella painkillers
29 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Western-Canada]:Its just miss communication ! I wanted to go out of this paradise full of coffee and cocaine. Next turn i'll get out of there for sure !
Also Can I have Quebec back ? Its my country (irl) and I dont want to lose my land :P
29 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Europe]:Quebec is a province, not a country.

And Ind Terr is my *country* (irl) so I want that please :)
29 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Western-Canada]:Ok, if we trade those territories would you leave me alone ?
30 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Frozen-Antarctica]:But I already put my orders in bro
30 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Western-Canada]:Can you change it ? You have 1 day and 7hour to do it
You can do it ! I belive in you !
30 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Europe]:Sure, let me convoy in an army in that can trek all the way across NA behind your defenses.
30 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Kenya]:I think more people should hit the draw button /nod
30 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Western-Canada]:Mee too, but like what F-A have already sayed : "But I already put my orders in bro"
So we just have to wait him to come back :P
30 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Western-Canada]:Also Europe I prefer a boat instead of an army, so after that i can destroy the boat easily, but I can let you have Ind. T. :P
30 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Europe]:I was kinda kidding about that, because you letting me get an army behind all your defenses kinda makes you super vulnerable, but if you want to die faster than I will gladly convoy an army over.
31 Jul 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Frozen-Antarctica]:Sorry guys, im on some serious painkillers. I'll hit draw once China is dead. West Canada, im cool with you man. You've held out pretty well this game and have helped keep it enjoyable with you commentary. Ignore what happens this next phase, i honestly dont have the capacity to change the orders right now; its taken my like 30 minutes to type this out. Im just going to focus on china after this phase
01 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [China]:Alright. Feel better, FA.
01 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [China]:Also congrats to Kenya being able to fly under the radar the whole game.
01 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Europe]:I know! Who let him live this whole game?? They should be banned for such bad diplomacy...
01 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Frozen-Antarctica]:Well shit, now i feel remorse and guilt for specifically targeting China and he has enough pride to show kindness in my weakened state. I will actualy draw after this build phase
01 Aug 14 UTC Autumn, 2014: [Europe]:I dont think I ever really had an enemy this game. Even when I stabbed Ghana, he was like, here, let me help you take out Kenya. And Kenya and I were pretty chill this whole game, even though I was attacking him quite a bit. And although I stabbed China and Russia, they didnt really attack me back. I got pretty lucky this game.
01 Aug 14 UTC [Kenya]:Thank you all, great game even if I could only desperately defend myself as I drew further and further south :) - and thank you FA for drawing
01 Aug 14 UTC [Russia]:Thanks for letting me be part of the draw.
02 Aug 14 UTC [Europe]:Darn, I was hoping that FA would wait to hit draw.

I had an elaborate plan in place where Kenya and I were going to end in a two way draw. It involved FA being on pain killers and messing up his moves, China and Russia finally cooperating and pushing FA out of Austrailia, WC hijacking all the coffee and cocaine back, me taking all of the SC's that start with the letters A-M, and finally getting FA banned by bribing some ban-happy mods involving some Chase account.
I kinda forgot to tell Kenya about this masterplan though, and I forgot to hit cancel draw... oh well, guess I will use it for next time.
02 Aug 14 UTC [China]:HAHA. Good game to all. Thank you for letting me be in you draw :)
02 Aug 14 UTC [Frozen-Antarctica]:That wouldnt have really worked Europe. Lol, whateves

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Frozen-Antarctica
thegrum (0 D X)
Drawn. Bet: 15 D, won: 55 D
27 supply-centers, 27 units
Europe
Squigs44 (268 D Mod)
Drawn. Bet: 15 D, won: 55 D
22 supply-centers, 22 units
Russia
flc64 (1963 D)
Drawn. Bet: 57 D, won: 55 D
13 supply-centers, 13 units
Western-Canada
Siagas (736 D)
Drawn. Bet: 15 D, won: 55 D
10 supply-centers, 10 units
Kenya
Culkasi (260 D)
Drawn. Bet: 15 D, won: 55 D
8 supply-centers, 8 units
China
luchyman (350 D)
Drawn. Bet: 15 D, won: 55 D
6 supply-centers, 6 units
USA
Norman Conquest (1218 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
South-Africa
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Brazil
deltanu148 (176 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Near-East
alaposte (147 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Argentina
Kazzar (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 17 D
Quebec
Kozmo1066 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Pacific-Russia
Parros15 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Ghana
Nomad48 (100 D)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Oz
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
India
j0ker000 (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Libya
MyJewNips (0 D X)
Defeated. Bet: 15 D
Civil Disorders
ke7ofi (100 D)Russia (Autumn, 2008) with 15 centres.
Seoman97Snowlock (100 D)Argentina (Autumn, 2000) with 5 centres.
Kozmo1066 (100 D)Quebec (Autumn, 2011) with 5 centres.
DownrightDarius (100 D)Oz (Autumn, 2006) with 2 centres.
j0ker000 (0 D X)India (Autumn, 2003) with 5 centres.
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