Mice and Men - webDiplomacy

Macula, Kasz, MarchKing, Theodosius, pattern, thehamster, nmendels

03 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Germany did not show up. Draw?
04 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1901: Austria and Russia? Your decision?
04 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1901: I'm up for staying.
05 Nov 13 UTC	Spring, 1902: OK then we play some more...
08 Nov 13 UTC	Spring, 1903: Headline Rome: The King has summoned the idiot commander of Army Albania to privy council to the aforementioned fool explain why he did not move to Greece. Shrugging his shoulders, the commander wittily replied, "I don't know." As suitable punishment, Commander Army Albania was forced to marry one of the Kings many unpleasant & ugly daughters, the most severe punishment that could be handed down in the land.
09 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1903: Sorry for the missed turn all, I misread the time of the next turn. My apologies, won't happen again!
09 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1903: Actually, I don't mind at all. -Germany
19 Nov 13 UTC	Spring, 1906: I guess I'm more mouse than man... :)
19 Nov 13 UTC	Spring, 1906: Better luck next time.
20 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1906: if france and england just want to attack me, id rather draw now than have to fight italy by myself.
21 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Italy sings it's Swan Song. "Arividerce Roma"
21 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1906: I'll drink to that.
21 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1906: There's nothing left to do but drink!
21 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1906: Pretty much what I was thinking. Russian vodka, German beer, and Italian wines.
22 Nov 13 UTC	Spring, 1907: lol
23 Nov 13 UTC	Spring, 1907: The King of Italy appeared in Naples with his trusted advisor, Admiral Bomba Flottilla, to announce the formal name change from "Kingdom of Italy" to "Lapdogs to France". The crowd went wild with excitement, and raised their right leg as it is now the official salute.
23 Nov 13 UTC	Spring, 1907: Heh.
25 Nov 13 UTC	Spring, 1908: I'm pulling down my draw vote until Italy's departure in autumn. Pending the result, good game
26 Nov 13 UTC	Spring, 1908: Sorry, still rubbing the tank tracks off of my forehead. What did you say?
26 Nov 13 UTC	Spring, 1908: Thank you Sultan.......That's most reassuring!
26 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1908: A TRY- Tri S by A VIE.
26 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1908: Support my A Vie from Try???
26 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1908: The King of Lapdogia today made an impassioned plea. "Gentlemen (A referance to England & France in case of confusion): I urge you to disavow the ranting of the Sultan. He is ill. Do you really wish to adhere to the wishes of someone who chooses to refer to himself as a small, furry, insignificant rodent?? Save your dignities....Save Lapdogia!!!" At the conclusion of the speech, the crowd (there were 3 people) went wild with excitement. On display was the bloated body of Admiral Bomba Flotilla, riddled with machine gun fire, recovered from a rowboat after trying to flee the last battle at its commencement.
26 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1908: How about we just submit orders so this game can finally end lol
27 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1908: Awwwwwwww! Hampy, you're no fun anymore!
28 Nov 13 UTC	Autumn, 1908: GG! Adios for now!!!
29 Nov 13 UTC	Nice game.